Jiga: When I was a little... a stove bite
Jiga: when they broke it, my mom showed me where I swallowed it, realI also RussianI oven, bricks, clay
Jiga: Well I just bite glinenthe cover and moved to the brick
Jiga: and the parents were, they say, the body behind wishl mean something wishis :/
Tagged: brick

XXX: The control work.
What is the meaning of life?
and then options a, b, c, g. Select
correctly

Half of the class 42

Feanor: Has anyone seen a suitable algorithm for calculating the position of the Sun/Moon?
feanor: printf ("in heaven"); not to offer, I myself dohuya petrosyan

XXX and getting married?
YYY: And what, is it time?
After all you did to me (Yes)
“Hmm... as a true gentleman I can’t give up... but as the dark emperor of the universe, I could just say ‘Muhahha’ and hide... what to choose.
yyy: MUHAHAHAHA "flows to the distance"
xxx is your mother

Jiga: When I was a little... a stove bite
Jiga: When they were dealing with it, my mom showed me where I swallowed it, a real Russian oven, bricks, clay.
Jiga: Well, I just bit the clay coating and moved to the bricks.
Jiga: and the parents were unhappy, they say, the body wanted to mean something lacks :/
Tagged: brick

Finder> Victor Sergeevich, the third department friendly pin the ballad the third day
Victor> Branch of the sirene fell on the chest, the head of the department will have to bend
Finder> eye and how?
Victor> Scratch the eye and tear out the tongue that you used to talk on Skype, scratch the skin, plant on the col, boil the legs in boiling oil
3> The third department asks for mercy, it is enough to make noise
Victor> scratch do not start smelling finally, with the third section will happen a fuck
3> understand

From Habr:
The Russian Post is so harsh that they do not receive complaints from customers.

From Picaboo:
XXX: The dish is washed by the one who gets the nerves first :)
Yyy: Eat if you want to wash
vvv: The dishes can be kept dull for a couple of hours under water. As long as it washes itself, it can also be done with plastic. And the peelmen to burn on a stick over the confectionery.
Water, you know, is not free either.
Q: How long has it been raining?

I don’t understand why everyone is chasing to the Russian post! I received a letter of congratulations on March 8th. Everyone has a normal day, and I have a celebration and a great mood again. and :)
Thanks to the Russian Post!

The first comment under the video with a million views:
I look like a black cat

XHH: sleeping hotts permanently
Do you sleep too little?
Yes, the clock is 6-7
Sleep should be properly
WOW: How is it?
In the dark, in the silence and in the cold
What is in the grave?

XXX: Tomorrow is April 1st
You will have a white back tomorrow.
XXX: What about you?
YYY: And I have
XXX: And I put on the system and smash my back with a crust.