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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №80780
 27.04.2013
>> and so on. Go with my at nightclubs, you will get to know all sorts of sucs.

- Go with me through the sewers, you will get to know all sorts of shit.

The moral of this fairy tale is this: where you look, you find, young fellow.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №80779
 27.04.2013
xxx: Lewis Carroll, travelling through Russia, recorded a wonderful Russian word "defendable".
(That’s who’s rotted them, as he noted in the diary.) with English letters. The view of this word causes horror... zаshtshееshtshаууshtshеkhsua.
No Englishman or American can pronounce this word.

yyy: It is good that they are not German – they have the Russian letter "Щ" more complicated: schtsch!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №80778
 27.04.2013
Intool: I think in 1.1 ml. People (or those who will live here on Earth) will move to another planet or even planets in the 2nd Solar System.
Yes, of course, they will inspect the house 2, drink beer and start building spacecraft.
Intool: Can you imagine what a billion years is? It’s not a thousand years, not even a million. Think about those numbers. You see how mankind has advanced in all directions over 2000 years. I’m even scared to imagine what’s going to happen in 10,000 years.
WrathInMind: FIFA 12014
Is Half-Life 3 coming out?

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №80777
 27.04.2013
I recently talked to my mom and she was so unknowingly: "Again we have in someone’s field a train crashed". Well, of course, I begin to show sympathy there, all things. She went on: "Well, he was a player listening and he didn't hear the trains... He went from one village to another with the player in his ears." And then it comes to me that he didn't cross the road, but went straight on them from village to village. With a player in your ears!! It is Darwin!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №80776
 27.04.2013
Are you going to get married?
ASIA: How do we gather? Choosing a dress?
Alexey: Not at all. Do you have plans for the next couple of years?
Answered Alexander, I missed it.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №80775
 27.04.2013
Comment on the photo of the girl with the tattoo of the Morya's neck on the jaw.
Talk, my friend, and come in!
yyy: I'm waiting to fuck my grandmother, who in the "Moria" Balrog went on) Well, we'll pick up more goblins, then go to the Gandalf Dispensary) Fufufufu)))

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №80774
 27.04.2013
I hate neighbors with drill... for 7 months the same from 9 to 9 :((
-as usual - bought an apartment entirely of concrete and pull out the rooms in it.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №80773
 27.04.2013
As my favorite said:
“In our factory, there is one drunken master who makes these stuffs, and he is not Jackie Chan at all!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №80772
 26.04.2013
Where did the cucumbers grow? The White Church?
YYYYY: Yes 20 km from the White Church
Tomatoes are there.
xxx: Today is the anniversary of the accident at the Chase.) I should have brought it from Gomel, and the radiation background is normal.
YYY: We have no background, the tomatoes can tell you.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №80771
 26.04.2013
I thought, and 9 years of masking from the military commands can be equal to 1 year of service in the guerrilla troops?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №80770
 26.04.2013
In Kharkov to the May holidays destroyed a memorial sign to the banderists.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №80769
 26.04.2013
The evolution of the monkey made man, the horse made transportation. Someone is lucky here.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №80768
 26.04.2013
xxx: as one client told me today on my "look at our website":
- Previously everyone sent on x@i, and now on the site...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №80767
 26.04.2013
I HZ how to do it
On your hz, there is tz

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №80766
 26.04.2013
I will not talk about us. I will tell about myself. Yes, I have become such a reference that I will not run out on the street when a couple of fools are craving one (but in school I went out). I will not go into a fight because tomorrow I will be taken to the point of reference, the nervousness in the family and the incitement will begin at work (the stock markets are not needed, they will be fired because they do not go into plans). I regret, there is a spiritual zeal to rush into the most unpleasant but... immediately social restriction works and how to live? Being a master is possible. But not in the city, just not working for someone, just not living with the same references.
And as soon as you start to breathe smoothly, courageous internal troops will take over your smoothness. Will they take away (or am I exaggerating?) This would not have happened if 10 people (and each of those 10 others) had been injured for me. In short, it really feels like a lamb in a bench where there are frames in which you are still needed. for now you can cut sheep (taxes) well and there as a meat mixer will order.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №80765
 26.04.2013
I tell my acquaintance how mothers experience the meetings of their sons purely in male company. Then in the bathroom with Sergei, then with the pasha at Vitalik sleeps. It’s time to get married, and what? The Homicides?? to

xxx: imagine the girls' names: Vitalik - Violet, Lesha - Lena, Pasha - Polina, and ыhychychy, do not scare parents))))
Yyy: it's, of course, great)) but if anyone else learns about it, we'll NEVER be believed that we're not homics :D

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №80764
 26.04.2013
From the Auto Forum:
where can I buy cheap alkanter leather for salon stretching?
YYY: cheap you can only buy a young dermantin skin!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №80763
 26.04.2013
Friends: People generally love to be friends "against someone"
I: Against whom are you friends with us?
Against common sense...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №80762
 26.04.2013
xxx: I mean that spelling on the Internet is your “dress” from the famous Russian proverb, and in order not to be sent immediately, you need to write right away or at least try to write well.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №80761
 26.04.2013
Corporate sport is great! Playing the whole company of football, you can from the heart, a few times to fuck the director, as part of the game situation.

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