I am a girl who works as a salesman in a 24-hour car shop.
At night, heavy rain, a guy knocks at the window:
Girl, do you have tires?
(And the tires on the ducks just brought yesterday).
How long are you?
What do you have, in size?? to
- Of course, you can take a straight sample.It will be long-cut.
I extend the roulette to him.
His eyes were rounded:
I asked about condoms.! to

Duke Nukem: What about Japanese advertising? There is a different mentality and mindset. Show them our advertisement, where the suicide rate will soar by 146 percent.

"We have an average person can not afford a mortgage at wage at all."
Believe me, you are not losing anything. My friend in the loan in the bank was refused, he never understood our phrase - "God has protected you."

Time heals wounds, but does not smooth wrinkles.

To discourage the little daughter from climbing into the closet and moving things, I said that there was a evil uncle sitting there. One evening I was watching TV with my husband, she goes into the room and asks, "Daddy has gone out of the closet?"
I convinced my husband what...

They say that God created every creature in a pair... I am ashamed to ask, “Nobody has seen my creature?”

XXX: There is an Orgasm Cocktail
YYY: Where is it?
XXX: In the sushi where we sit
xxx: Quantum, Bailey and cream
Yyy: We had a club a few years ago, we and our fellow members went there to celebrate something. There were Minet cocktails, Kunilingus and what else in that spirit.
Then I gave a cocktail to my neighbor, and she then called her husband and told him that Phil had given her Minet.

“Your interlocutor is aware of his nonsense. Wait to. It may take some time.”

Go now, answer the subject matter! Yes or No?! to
WOW : Yes.
What is "Yes"?! to

News from HUB:

With the ISS will try to transfer data to Earth using lasers.

One of the comments:

It is terrible to live when the ISS flies over your head with a ray of death.

With iXBT:
XXX: A funny bag has been discovered. PDU 400th - if a cat is smoothed next to the controller, then the lighting is turned on on the controller from the statics.

YYY: You need to update the cat’s firmware so that its signals do not load onto the controller.
Is there a reverse effect? If the controller is smoothed, does the cat's eye lighting turn on in the dark?

In Omsk, the "State" monument in the form of a ball went off from the station due to a hurricane wind. This is by the residents of the city. "Light April winds and small rainfall in the form of road signs of trees and advertising shields... places take down the roof. The ball has been destroyed by the wind, the shields are falling, the roofs of the houses are broken down, the cars are blowing up...”, they write.

The brain is like a Facebook account: everyone has it, but most don’t use it.

Article on the Belarusian website about how the stars of Belarus looked 10 years ago, and how they look now.
The best comment:
XXX: Who are all these people?

One girl was so afraid to buy in the store excess that she did not buy the necessary >_<

When I started menstruating at 13, Dad explained to him what was happening to me.

Happy children! One day my sister came to me and cried, “I have bleeding!”I told her about an hour about what was going on with her (the age difference was 11 years). He calmed and explained what to do. After a while, I asked if she had talked to her parents. The answer killed: she told her mother, her mother kept silent, and then brought her the Encyclopedia of a young woman with the words: “Here everything is written.”

clarified
<<< < 1. I don’t need a car, I have legs, a bike, and money for a taxi, if anything.
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4 is Potato, stuck in the exhaust pipe - you will get a cock.
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6 is The warning, glued super glue on your forehead will help you, the dude, navigate the city.>>>
and...
Installation foam is more efficient
Silicate glue in this situation gives a better educational effect
Personally, I act differently - I approach and ask you to stop tapping the lawn / fence the sidewalk, etc. I take photos on the spot and send them to the local GIBDD by electronic.
If you do not send anonymously, but leave your coordinates with a request to respond - respond to the request.
The fines paid by such drivers are much more compelling than the above described "popular" methods.
Be kind to each other.

From the forum, on the topic of snowfall at the end of April:

I went to the kindergarten today for the child and then went to the section in ski glasses... I also wore the child. I heard a bunch of enthusiastic screams from the men. Something like "It’s our way! So strange, without glasses, the opposite sex has not paid me and my children so much attention for a long time.
It's straight cooler than a miniature and huge heels.

XXX: I’ll tell you about the cults. Care for patients, surgical profile.
XXX: The first patient - with a hernia, everything is okay. The second, with the hernia, is also okay. Then a young man. He has a knife injury (shoot), a medium laparotomy (a long seam in the middle of the abdomen) and some unclear holes just above the subcutaneous area on two sides, clogged with towels. The doctor starts pulling these towels out of the drainage to replace them. The patient naturally eats. Go to the second drainage. We can’t see anything, the sick splashes, and then I realize that I lack air and somewhat suspiciously darken in my eyes. The first enlightenment of consciousness is that I hang in the hands of the teacher. He lifts me up and literally takes me out of the bandage.
Last thought: "He will not take me away! I am fat!"

XHH: here
I bring the ends with the ends...
Do you know gay?! to
I am a fool!!)