by Peter. The night.
Do you know where to buy a shaker?
What are you, immigrants?
If they were homeless, they would be looking for a shaurma!

1st :
The nickname Che received from the Cuban rebels for the characteristic of the Argentine interdomain che, which conveys, depending on the intonation and context, different feelings.

2nd :
We would call it something like "obana" or even more cool "bla";.

1st :
Fuck to Gevara)

Not enough to be smart, you still have to be able to look like a fool.

I told a colleague of work.

It is known to all that the letter "Y" is not used to us to use, often replaced by "E". From here, for example, in the glorious suburban city
Korolev - the newspaper "Royal Truth", and recently here - "Royal Police", and simply "Korolev City" - also sounds unhealthy. :) But not about that.

A colleague has acquaintances. They have a girl, a schoolgirl. The name -
The Queen. Her name is Lisa.
And then the parents completely accidentally discovered that their daughter in the school journal is numbered neither much nor little - like "Queen Elizabeth". and :)

Grandfather, grandmother, granddaughter, puppet, cat, mouse... And why is the name in this fairy tale?
Is there only a dog?
Per the female dog was politically correctly replaced by a name.

I glued from clay, the cell phone is ringing (on the table is lying), and my hands are all dirty. Well I "answer" something started and attached my ear to the phone.
Here, my mother enters and sees me, attaching my ear to the table, speaking with him.
I should have seen her face.

HHH
Hello May friend.
And Yew Enny Plans is from секонд мейз холидей.
He won the match against Zidid Lokomotiv Moscow.
Price of Tickets from 5500 from Van Persson.

YYYY

My fac! Are you speaking English?
Mr. Tuchel on Mr. Tuchel?

They wrote:
How to attract a man, knowing who he is by the horoscope?

Aries – Deep decolte and mines.
Taurus - Deep decolte and mines.
Twins - Deep decolt and mines.
Cancer is a deep decolt and mines.
The Lion is a deep decolte and minette.
Virgo is a deep decolte and minette.
Weights - Deep decolte and mines.
Scorpio is a deep minette and decolte.
The shooter is a deep decoult and mines.
Capricorn is a deep decolte and mine.
Waterman - Deep decolte and mines.
Fish - Deep decolte and mines.

I don’t even know whether the Scorpio was lucky or not.

I hear a noise from the window. In front of the home phone stands a drunk man, to whom his wife does not open the door. A minute later, he asked two ten-year-old boys to call and ask to let them enter the entrance. They called and my aunt opened the door.
The man in joy says to the boys:
Let me kiss you...
Kids with Homosexuality!! I went to the children’s playground :-)

today came admin from the former job, so he went to the car salon - and lives singing.
The car is washed on the "corporate car" for 50 rubles, t.k. If he is taken more expensive, he will disable access to porn sites for night guards.

Excalibur
I think the best argument in any dispute is "be-be-be"

by NoTime:
I also remember.
Did he tell like you?
In the summer, I went out to smoke, dark even though the eye was shaken.
I hear a noise from the bathroom. I picked up the light, slowly.
And there’s the noise... well, you know, it’s like Freddie Kruger’s fingernails on the pipe in the movie!
I have lived!
I go to the bathroom, dark.
with the light bulb... the shadows fall into terrible patterns, the pool whispers.
And the whirlwind does not stop and disperses from the darkest corner!
I just did not think.
Which only wolves did not introduce, twigs, witches, households, devils...
No, it turns out to be in the copper basin two eggs went away.
Fucking there.

The Hat:
Gender is a genius. I think he can sell the city, the air and Monday. Today, customers have issued an invoice for two devices that we do not produce, they are not yet neither in development nor in production, there was only the idea to make such devices... no sets, no circuits, no firmware, there is only an idea...

The Hat:
He sold them fucking!!! to

<xren> how do you do, Andrew?
<Exp3rT> I'm going to watch the movie
<xren> What is it?
<Exp3rT> No, with my eyes...

And our secretary is printing spam (!) And he brings him admin with the words "This is to you".

My girlfriend smelled, I said I was sitting at work.
He calls back a minute after he put on the phone and tells me.
She says, just agreed with me, she looks, my car is driving with me!!! She told me I was lying.
I followed, I found myself driving my brother (like me).
Now he declares to me, “I don’t love you anymore – even though you haven’t done anything, the precipitation remains!”

1111: Do you want a new device for 320?
2222: wowowowowowowowowowuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuw
1111: It probably means Yes Late!!! to
1111: There is even an amplifier of the wheel!!! to
1111: The Thief
2222: The wheel becomes stronger and refuses to turn?
1111: Armsling of Nakh

from the category "women are such women"
I came (I) to a school friend (P) (10 years friends), and in tears
I was abandoned by Max.
What do I usually call a fool?? to
P – No, I am him, now he doesn’t call.
Call me, let me talk to you.
P - it's not, let the first ring (and she's almost stuck in tears)
Okay, I drank tea, smoked (minutes 30 passed), I sat down at her computer, and there in the window of the barrel pieces 30 messages from Max and so many VKontakte, I say.
I’m Kate, you’re here Max Sam!! Writing
P – I know, he’s already 2 hours as he writes.
So why don’t you answer?? to
P – What else, I did not find out in the ASC relationship
OK, I think, even if I look at what he writes, I scroll down and there
"Katy, including the phone, I need to talk to you!!!!and "
Women are such women...

Tomorrow is the end of my personal life.
Is his wife coming back?

zzz: You reminded me how we went to the clinic 20 years ago, to go through the military commission. tk. They didn’t come in time to the military.
So, with me and Lehoy went Oleg. He was wild, not to say how, afraid of the dentists. And on the approach to the dentistry, he was already whiter than cream and shrugged at every shooche... And the doctor, an old lady under 60, was caught. She, cleverly licking, grit – “Yes, I’m not going to do anything... I’ll look at the electricity... I’m generally looking, I wrote something in papers and sent it to the office, for example – a surgical one! and :)
You would see Oleg... This already ghost-like creature, seeing nothing and hearing nothing around itself, was doomed to enter the surgical. And there, a surgeon - an uncle of a small size, looking at the doctors' papers, broke us with Leha for the injection, and Oleg for two. It turns out he had to remove two teeth on both sides.
So, we sit, wait for the injections to work, and the nurse asks Oleg what? He took her "ugua", she decided to clarify the type from which side and said "what does it take", and he made her so sincere and sincere - "feet!".