ALA: I have why now associations - as in elementary school composition on the topic - "who you want to become"))
Anton: I was foolish when I wrote in such writings.
Anton: would have been older - would have written "dolbaebom"
Wasabi: This would be a piece of "who I became"

About the greedy babies and their tenants.

I am a beautiful, fun, smart girl. I don’t want to marry a guy who earns at least $500,000 a year. I want to earn it myself :)

Katherine: Hello

Andrei: Who are you?! to

I am your death.

I was waiting for you later...

Inscription on the Decanate:
Every student who has received an unsatisfactory assessment can get a candy in the deanate as part of psychological unloading and adaptation to a stressful situation. Sweets are distributed. Dean of Educational Work.
I can’t help you any more, learn better.

XXX: Let’s see what ARA will write. Do you have no acquaintances?
YYY: I am a sewing acquaintance
XX: Did you get upset too?

X - O, Marina, look at your tease
So that’s me, Olla.
x - aa, then the breast cannot be seen)
Y - You let yours show you found here a chesty shoulder
X - I have breasts from God =)
Y is a fool, God has no breasts.
X – of course not. They are now with me!
Do you have hairy breasts? 0_o
X - No I barbed her :-P
Y - Tomorrow the pins will grow and you will be cuddly, better than your breasts!
x - I will use laser epilation
z – I understand who’s hurt, but why discuss the size of yours
milk iron in comments of my photo
The cats?

In her case, when both of her hemispheres are working, they just rub each other in jeans.

My ex-husband didn’t understand me when I sat with him in a cafe and kept silent.
J: Looking out the window.
I didn’t realize I was so relaxing, I drink champagne and I feel good.
M: It's not scary, people don't always have the same mood
J: Yes, and he just took me, what is it?
Tagged with: ahahahahahahahah

In Egypt, Edik purchasing souvenirs on the market, the pyramids sold for $10 yesterday in two hours, traded up to one dollar. Tomorrow he led his acquaintance to the market, and the seller, seeing the yesterday's buyer, announced the "yesterday's" price - $ 1. Edik, a big joke, decided to get stuck - "Is this the starting price?" he asked the seller. The "Final!! The final!!" the seller stumbled onto the entire market. During the two weeks that Edik lived there, Edik knew the whole market face to face.

I remember the big races on the first channel. The last season, the final. Russia and Kazakhstan are the main competitors. Everyone is sick for their own. I said it myself and was nervous. And here is the final contest, intrigue, everyone is waiting for results. And wins Kazakhstan, ahead of a few seconds. I get a cup and so on. Our people rejoice. They give gifts to everyone for joy. The dissatisfied Nogiyev stands in the champagne and congratulates us on the victory. (I watched this on the KZ channel)
The next day I watched the competition on the first channel. My cheek hanged from the end. Russia is winning. Nobody but the Russian participants are awarded with an entirely different cup (in the original, the participants of all countries gathered in the center). In short, the first channel took a separate victory for itself.
The question is, does he often do that?
Yyy: Probably the shooting of the Sochi Olympics is in full swing.
Zzz: Now Ernst is sitting, reading this and crying. A couple of dozen more posts – and a statement on our own in our pocket. Let us raise!

p: Let’s make a "smart office"
Q: Do we hire smart people?

I told a friend before going to the store that I wanted a soft toy.
And when he returned, in a solemn setting he handed me a bag of soft pears "Dusches".

Sasuke, I love you!

The Miley Answers:
Anna Klopova: I buy a mining helmet (or a hat, I don't know how to correctly).

Celt: I change the miner’s helmet for bags with food.

Dialogue between IT recruiters:

A: Where does he work?
In a small and unknown company.
A: How is it called?
Here are the Latin letters en, vi, ай, di, ай, hey.

Even if you know the price, it is not necessary to hang the price.

They steal...
It is told that once a member of the Politburo and deputy head of the Soviet government Mikoyan came to a small town.
The director of the local meat plant, having gained courage, asked for permission to increase the number of guards in the company's scheduled schedule: too much is stolen.
Anastasia Ivanovich asked:
How many people work in the guard?
The director named the number of security personnel.
Mikhail friendlyly advised:
Reduce the guard by half. Thieves are less.

Someone of the Great and Wise said, "When you change a shepherd, only the herd believes that the master changes."

Previous Post: The Cold. A neighbor (C1) and a neighbor (C2) C1 roasted an egg for lunch and, looking for something to eat, found a bowl of hernia belonging to C2. C1 is eating. C2 suits, takes the ovary from C1, and he does not give. by C2:
You eat my fuck with a spoonful, and the eggs are swallowed!

- mazzuta: for girls a special way to check the possibility of passing through the hole in the fence - if the bag has passed, then it will pass itself.

The news:
Mikhail Boyarsky leads the movement for the rights of smokers

The commentary:
Let him better defend the rights of the hat-bearers and the thirty-thousand-charts.