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[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №80740
 26.04.2013
xxx: here is the nahuya pycharm on an absolutely naked system puts 5 versions of the piton at the same time?
Don’t worry, he has a terrarium.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №80739
 26.04.2013
RinaHunter: I go three days back to the subway, behind me are two glamorous kiso, who will tweet something on Twitter - okay, I think to go out soon, let yourself tweet. And here we get into a blockade. I listen and understand Zen. Twice the honest word.
“I don’t eat GMO foods,” says Kiso on the left. Because they have genes.
Oh, I think I think. It will be a revelation! And really.... )
- And in foods without GMOs there are no genes, - continues Kiso. You can imagine they add people’s genes to food!
(Imagination is painting such a Doctor Evil figuring a potato of his own DNA.)
That is so harmful! He catches the kiosks to the right. I’ve heard that if a person eats a person, or his genes, well, somehow, he dies from poisoning.
I am thinking now. Maybe my stomach hurts because I eat people’s genes, right?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №80738
 26.04.2013
X: The more pain in my heart, the more I press on the gas pedal.
You don’t have a car, fool.
Maybe there is a gas pedal.

[ + 39 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №80737
 26.04.2013
"From 12.00 to 15.00 on all channels, the CPSU Congress in one person"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №80736
 26.04.2013
My thirst will destroy me. I searched for half an hour on the internet to download the book for free. Libraries, torrents and so on. I even decided to buy it. I need urgently... On a request to buy a book on Google, I didn’t give anything clear. I went to the author's website and voila - they lie there in free access. I feel a loser.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №80735
 25.04.2013
The soul is immortal. Vampires are immortal. Vampires have no soul. Where is it stored? How is the death of the immortal? Is there an egg layer with the souls of vampires?
Q: What are you smoking?

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №80734
 25.04.2013
If a girl has been married five times and has been hit with goats every time, it means that she either doesn't choose there, or she chooses a fox.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №80733
 25.04.2013
Olga
Although men do not need all kinds of cosmetologists there, they do not need depilation))) the morning got up, washed and was immediately beautiful!)))
Oksana
Beautiful from nature)))) Not what we are)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №80732
 25.04.2013
Discuss video on the hub where the astronaut conducts experiments in non-gravity.

mifki: It’s cool when you can hang the microphone in front of you and free your hands.
k2m30: I am afraid that this habit will make him very upset when he returns to earth.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №80731
 25.04.2013
- you have a normal weight, I will not feed, let me get more, and save again. How was the inch? Poultry per day?

I think she thought she was eating a lot ;)

He was too enthusiastic about slavery and automatically calculated the percentage, forgetting such a thing as the amortization of the Inch in the process of domestic slavery, which would entail its complete loss as a result of the operational loads before the costs start to exceed the profit.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №80730
 25.04.2013
Dialogue in Argentina:

- Let's play a game, there all the cards are distributed, and somebody gets a murderer's card, and somebody gets a police card.
I know, it’s called "Police"!
And in Russia it is called "Mafia"!
In Russia, the police are the mafia.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №80729
 25.04.2013
See also Google.

Question: I broke up with a girlfriend and she gave me my companion for evil.
Answer: Give her a companion too.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №80728
 25.04.2013
We go with my wife on the car on the track, the overlooked stands "a girl of easy behavior".
Can I take her with me?
Wife – what are you? It should be soaked in chlorine for two days.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №80727
 25.04.2013
I don’t like staying with my friends at night.
YYY : Why?
I talk in my dream. And most importantly you wake up and don’t know what you said, but people heard it! And suddenly you told them the truth – that you are Tony Stark and know the entrance to the narnia and lost your virginity with the fave.

[ + 64 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №80726
 25.04.2013
Recently, there has been a wild number of “good” people on the Internet. Explain the difference between good and good. Good people do good. Often – anonymously, and those around you don’t even always know about it. Sometimes they ask to help them do good. Thus they also give the opportunity to do good deeds to those who help them. Thanks to them all for that.
They want to be in trend. They also need to do something, but preferably quickly and without special costs. It is so convenient: took, re-posted a request for help on Facebook, just pressed one button, and as if the conscience is clean, you can tell yourself that you are good, kind. No, not kind – it is kind. This is a kind of spiritual masturbation.
Over the last 4 months, the good guys have dropped me in the tape of 46 posts with mothers who need blood, infants who need a transplant all at once, dog shelters that are closing and dogs need to be picked up, otherwise everyone will be drowned, and other cries for help. Guess how many of these phones worked? and two! There were unfortunate people who stumbled to explain that it was just someone’s shit. There was no one on the other 44 phones. But, having scored them in Yandex, it turns out that when calling from a mobile phone is written off from 100 to 500 rubles. My good friends, are lazy to do good. They just do a foolish post and live on with a sense of duty. And good people, when trying to help, just get a little bit of money. Or not a little.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №80725
 25.04.2013
Sometimes I go to fast food near my home. There are all the sellers of beijiki "You welcome <The seller’s name>". recently entered, and there a cute girl of Tatar appearance and on her "You welcome Nazgull". Here are what they are

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №80724
 25.04.2013
Mom gave, looking at my figure - at your age must have a body, and you have power :)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №80723
 25.04.2013
Frostfy: I am increasingly convinced that the only one who can listen carefully and understandably is the Echo in Skype.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №80722
 25.04.2013
A friend is someone who can tell you the truth in your eyes. An enemy is someone who told you the truth in your eyes.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №80721
 25.04.2013
In the distant still pre-constructional times, Kolya left after his mother for PMJ to Germany. He was less than 20 at the time, and he had a dream – his own car. The mother loved the son very much, and soon Kohl became the happy owner of the Opel Kadett 197a certain year. Is it worth saying that his happiness was virtually unlimited? It is now most teenagers such a gift will be more sad than delighted. And then... a glowing SUV with unusual shapes for the Soviet man’s eye and a powerful 1.6 litre engine, speeding up this sports car to 100 km / h in 13-14 seconds. And it was at the time when most of the Soviet automotive industry took half a minute for this feat!! to
Emotions escalated, the power of its own hypercar required immediate demonstration and self-affirmation. Seeing the stop signals standing on the lighthouse at the nearest car intersection, Kolya slowed down in the neighboring row and proudly looked at the opponent. The sight of another's car a little ruined the joyful anticipation of the inevitable victory. But is it Kolya's fault that the fate was willing to reduce him in a fight with a German disabled woman, once and a half less than Colin's opel, and also painted in a gentle green color? Having promised himself to find a more worthy opponent for the next race, Kolya began to squeeze the pedal, attracting the attention of the neighbor. The elderly German for a long time could not understand what a young man needed from him to drive a sports car, but in the end he still sneezed Cole and set himself up on the lightforest... Further from the words of Cole himself: "You imagine, while I hit the third transmission, this dirty disabled girl was already braking at the next intersection at the end of the quarter!! To say I was shocked is to say nothing. I was in shock. Destroyed and humiliated. The fucking. How is it?” The town where Kolya and his mother lived was small, and soon he found his offender. The ordinary burger. The lucky owner of the legendary Porsche 911 Carrera from 1973. 5 seconds to 100. This is “disabled.” Soft green colour and less opal.

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