Record in the theatre book of reviews after the premiere of the next production "Anna Karenina":
“I’ve never expected a train like that.”

Laughter and sin.
The head of the Department of State Control was detained for drug trafficking.

The cat: Hi!
Ramazoid: well hello
Let me get acquainted?
Ramazoid: Let’s Go
I am Katya.
Ramazoid: I am Sereza
Cat: Where are you working? Who is?
Ramazoid: a designer in the office "Uncle Pasha"
Cat: What do you like?
Ramazoid: Yes all the stuff
Is there a salary, conditions of work, everything suitable?
Ramazoid:..... Semen Petrovich, what about these modern-day Chinese methods? if you are not satisfied with my job, then say so - Seregha shoot into the accounting office with an application, I look at the IP, I know from which machines you came out to the network, I even give birth to your vision - look, the lamp on the webcam is burning, you want to know the opinion about the office? so you just conduct the questionnaire, with one single question - whether my director is adequate, yes-no, the results will upset you, believe me, the salary I received even and I do not remember when, the flow of personnel in your office is more than in the Niagara Falls, and in general I am all satisfied, everything is good and just wonderful.
Catchenko: Serge, go to the accounting office with a statement...
Ramazoid: Yes, I have already gone down, made a statement and went home, carefully squeezing all the bases, inishers and configs, I am changing to labor and salary remains.... well and of course, cmoki ji, Kotenko ))))

Are you ready for Easter?
Oleg: already washed, ready for painting! by ROFL

About the vibration.
A great idea, just a couple of sensors should have been on the back...not for gays, no. Just standing, like texting on the bus-an-no, actually scratching your ass...

1: What are you busy with?
2: Repair of
1: You just planned to start it in two weeks.
Yesterday, a drunk brother changed everything.
1: What did he do?
2: No, it is easier. This dumb man in the darkness confused the air refresher with black paint for shoes. So I decided to start earlier.

Comment on the video where a guy descends from the mountain on a bike: Beautiful. Give God health. I watched worried, almost I didn't get upset

Top score after the match Bayern – Barcelona (4:0):
You watched German porn. Starring Thomas Mueller, Mario Gomez, Arjen Robben. Directed by Jupp Heynckes. In the film were filmed: bald Pike, lost Messi, stubborn Valdes and others. The film was filmed on the basis of the match Dynamo 4-0 Barcelona.

Some strange ideas you have about the elite of the house, which does not even have its own parking lot and the owners of apartments are forced to throw their cars in the yard.

XXX is
#.Renault and Peugeot...)

"Powered ", the two of us)))

Rostelecom was burned
We turned off the phone at the office (payment has ended). We subscribed, but the phones do not work. Call them on this occasion, the girl at the other end issues "cut off the payment by fax" O_o
Girl or stupid or epic troll

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I am laughed at those people who demand to write texts and refuse to pay for gaps.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Well let me write to you without gaps and find out there yourself.

xxx: called the home, asked Hope. I said "We have no hope here".
It was horrible... xD

I talk to my girlfriend:
Are you leaving for a long time?
It is an hour
I - write to the ASU, I'm like this, I'll go in so much, I'll go back in so much (well, as if I'm joking, and that there's something to operate after her delay as a proof :) )
She is good.
A message comes:
“I’ll go out at 10 o’clock and come no later than 12 or 15.”
I am 2:15 is 1 hour?
She - Yes
135 minutes = 1 hour.
She - Yes

The shit! Now we know how they count the times!1! 1!

From the forum photo.ru:
We were in the building when we were given valves from the dryer so as not to create a push near the one in the hands were given 2 pieces and not necessarily coupled.Then built in one shelter and those in whom both left made two steps forward in whom the right one.Then the out of order exchanged one valve (and what is interesting to any) Well, the back at this time mainly rested or helped to change clothes to those in whom the valves looked in different directions.

To whom is this monument?
In honor of the leader.
The leader of Maya?
The First Leader...
The Lord_U

Specialists in the field of culture and art claim that the most popular phrase that sounds in the Tretyakov Gallery looks like this: "O!! That is it!"

It is an uncomfortable feeling when a friend in a conversation complains that she feels like a prostitute, and you do not understand: whether she complains or boasts...

XXX: All about it.
You know the song of Leningrad, and I am made of meat.
YYY: Of course
Xxx: I was here literally a few days ago to learn that there is still singing "The worst thing that can happen - I will be a pidar"
XXX: happening
xxx: I thought before that they were singing "The worst thing that could happen is the STADO PIDARAS". I thought, strange, of course, but yes – scary...

with 4pda about the expected flagship from LG

the device will be so thin that there will be no room on the ends for the locking button and the volume button - they will be put on the front panel

The battery will be carried in a separate suitcase.