I sit with a child of acquaintances (10 years old), lunch. The child did not eat the soup, I pour into the sewer and say:
Well, we fed the crocodile that lives in your bathroom!
The child looks at me with huge eyes and says:
Julia Petrovna, did you play in Swompi?

The question is, how long have you been working in this organization? The customer replied: from 8:00 to 20:00. and with a very serious expression of the face.

A colleague said:
I went to the bank on Saturday. The people are few and the door is closed to a magnetic lock * which opens if a card is spent *.
She did her business at the bank and went out. The door is closed.
I thought that in order to open the door, you need to press a button, like in the office.
I found a button next to the door. It says open the cover, press the button. So I pressed. The fire alarm functioned. The siren runs, everyone runs in panic. Her feet took away.

zorraestelar:after my French it turns out that all the French speak English perfectly :)

In Europe, people with disabilities are “people with increased needs” and in Russia they are “people with disabilities”. This is the whole mentality (

Discussion of Football Expert
xxx : yes and Bubnov - a man from the mountain, not an expert) he is already a scandalist and a showman rather than an analyst
xxx : analytics :D is straight like fatality, only much worse

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In Russia, a man could not open a stolen bottle of beer. The Pindos spy.

The post on the hashtag "Yandex 23 minutes was blocked by Rostelecom".
Commentary: “Who threw the valley on the controller?“!”

From correspondence with "Business Lines" (DL):
I: Good morning, please tell us the cost of courier delivery from your warehouse to the recipient.
D: Good day to you! Has the cargo arrived?
I : No. They are only interested in pricing to form a budget.
Please indicate the freight parameters.
I: 1200mm x 600mm x 350mm. Weight not more than 12 kg.
Q: Which car car carries the cargo?
I am a tenant.
DW: Do you know the brand of the car on which the delivery is carried out?
I have no information about the car brand.
DL: Unfortunately, I can’t tell you the amount because I don’t know all the terms of delivery.

I slowly go under the table... The Post of Russia slowly matures a competitor...

I am going to go to Gaia for the second time.
Eedem-edem, as if everything is okay and here the gaez asks to stop in a place where it is forbidden. Waiting for confirmation of stop and receipt of permits
You cannot park here!
You can, you don’t give up.
B is I

How did you meet ZZZ?
YYY: We studied together in high school.
WOW: What about you?
HH: And we are in college.
She studied, and I taught.

xxx: I can’t understand that. Is Misha a merchant or a Jew?
YYY: Is there any difference?

I sit with my mom in the kitchen. She thoughtfully looks at the rabbit (yes, I have such a beast) and says:
And when you, the rabbit, die, we will make you a fool. The perseverance...
The Internet conquers the minds of people even of middle age.

I fucked Yulia yesterday.)
How did you fuck her when she left me?
Who was lying in the bedroom?
See also: Anton

In short: The secretary had such a bust that she could only work on the computer blindly.

heard here a few days ago from the owner of a country house, where on the site there is the house itself, flowers, lawn, inflatable pool and a few tree trees - you only need to plant cognac, vodka and wine, then the harvest is not stressed, but relaxed.

I can’t help but get surprised by all these stories about the Post.
I work in an online store, every week we send up to 30 packages in Russia. The label was only once when the document to the shipment was entered the wrong address, that is, it is purely our fault. (We wrote a statement, the package was intercepted, less than two weeks - and it returned to us.)
And, of course, shipments are slowly reaching Kamchatka. But from St. Petersburg in its course there is not a day or two to get there, so it is not surprising.
And you know, no one has ever said that he has received an unopened package or hasn’t come at all. And to me, the parcel from Pyatigorsk went less than two weeks, arrived in perfect condition, and the employee of the mail, a tired young woman, handed it to me, although I flew under the closure and delayed it for more than five minutes.

And the employee of the department in Alexander Nevsky Square wanted to buy chocolate. The boy is not 25 years old. Every second shocks the fist and thumbs, say, why are you not accepting ordered letters? And every time the guy calmly answers that their department has no such opportunity. He never raised his voice, he never cried, he was always polite, though he was rotating like a protein in a wheel, not work, but hell.

And how can I believe that everywhere is shrinking and rubbing?

I: Will you give me?
Girl : what?
I: You know what)
D: Well you say what I will say "yes"!

I am angry with people who take the initiative of me!!! to

Give me my number, I take a look.
He has divided him.
It is: Printed
Live there: and by fax she started heraking every frame in A4 format

I thought!! The wicked, the unstable! c) South Park
These things are transmitted by fax modem! He made himself more stupid than a fool. Remember to! By the fax modem!! to