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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112615
 26.04.2015
I, as a lawyer, am ashamed not so much for Serdyukov and Vasilyev, as for the prosecutor.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №112614
 26.04.2015
Denis

and Petersburg. May-June of 1983 Before work, I take my three-year-old son to the kindergarten. On the sidewalks there are huge groves after nighttime rain. Denis is pleased to swim in the hills. The splashes of the wind fly to the sides. The rainbow reflects the sun. Beautiful but cold. I endured it for a while, and then decided to stop it. I explain to him, “Dennis, you’re in a warm coat, in pants, in rubber boots. You are warm. Look at my mom. I am in shorts, in shoes. I’ll get wet, I’ll freeze and I’ll get sick.” Deniska stopped his "water procedures", for a while went quietly, and then suddenly said, "Mommy, when I grow up, I will earn a lot of money, buy you rubber boots and we will go along with the lies!"

Dean, I’m still alive and still waiting for your call.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №112613
 26.04.2015
My flower fertilizer business went well.
But Arrie brought me to court.
They already had a patent for selling shit for narcissists at overpriced prices.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112612
 26.04.2015
I buried a potato ;)
xxx: I finally fulfilled my long-standing dream... when they started buriing, a mourning march was held in the car for the full... the younger generation crushed... the older didn’t understand.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112611
 26.04.2015
Photographer, commentary on two mice

xxx> fun sitting) currency))
yyy> Oh! I once sat next to Valuev. I don’t want to do it anymore, because my primitive instincts are well developed in me :)
xxx> fast run or aggression? and :)
zzz> Pretending to be dead.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112610
 26.04.2015
I reconsidered the cold summer of the fifty-third and realized that most of us, including me, speak like those amnestied criminals. This is a sad trend, friends.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №112609
 26.04.2015
Here are these "Marriage is the slavery of a woman in the name of a man", or "the husband curved and did not want", write more! More with details! Every time I read you, I realize how lucky I am with a man I love. All husbands - the fool on the fool and the fool pursues, and I have a prince :-)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №112608
 26.04.2015
Here are these "Marriage is the slavery of a woman in the name of a man", or "the husband curved and did not want", write more! More with details! Every time I read you, I realize how lucky I am with a man I love. All husbands - the fool on the fool and the fool pursues, and I have a prince :-)

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112607
 26.04.2015
A new programmer has appeared. Broke the computer.
We need a new Winchester.
I: (preparing to go to the Iron Cemetery): Say, SATA or IDE?
Q: (after plunging under the table): Seagate
The Curtain

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112606
 26.04.2015
Comment to the headline of the news: "The military is building a railway in the circumference of Ukraine":

XXX: Military Railways will build railways

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112605
 26.04.2015
Who would you like to be, at least in theory?
WOW: The brain floating in a bowl with a nutrient solution connected to the internet.)
In order for the solution to be nutritious, the brain must generate something. Otherwise, you can only count on formalin.
WOW : (
You have shattered my dreams of a bright future.
WOW : Oh.
It was broken, in the sense.)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112604
 26.04.2015
Who would you like to be, at least in theory?
WOW: The brain floating in a bowl with a nutrient solution connected to the internet.)
In order for the solution to be nutritious, the brain must generate something. Otherwise, you can only count on formalin.
WOW : (
You have shattered my dreams of a bright future.
WOW : Oh.
It was broken, in the sense.)

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112603
 26.04.2015
"- Children, write the sentence: "In the corner scratches a mouse"
Marvane, who is the scratch?
- SCR, Vovochka, is the Investigative Committee of Russia"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №112602
 25.04.2015
I have knives better than my husband. I was taught at work, I need it. He is not. Should I trust my husband to cut meat? Who is a doctor? I understand meat better and I know how and why it should be cut. Cleaning the vegetables? Yes, he will shed blood in the whole kitchen, I will then tie him over and wash the kitchen... and from where he knows how to cut for a certain food - there are many ways! The bags are yes. Once a week, bring the cart to the car and put 5 bags in the trunk. I drive a car, but he refuses. Grith, careless and uninteresting to him. Well, and here I have a wonderful 40-year-old child, who knows how to feed a cat, take away garbage and...sweat! It is harmless, but one joy.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112601
 25.04.2015
Look at those heartless, black eyes, filled with wrath and thirst for killing!
I think you exaggerate...
No is! He is the messenger of hell on earth, he must be destroyed!
Stop trying to feed your younger sister's hamster cat!
Evil can only be destroyed by a greater evil.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112600
 25.04.2015
One loser fell out of the competition. The difference between the "beyond passers" and the "familiar" one minute, mommy's son. Cry in the pillow.
– – – – –
Let me guess, the majority of your acquaintances are named "Remembered"?

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112599
 25.04.2015
Now if I see Bentley on the road, I begin to think, I wonder, does the owner have lice?

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Deputy Chairman of the Board of the Bank from the top ten, an excellent family - wife, four children.
August 14th.
The middle and junior, who have lived in a children's camp in France since June, are returning home.
And yes yes!
Mom in the wharf, dad in the prostration, the elderly remind - and you remember, Vitka from Italy also came bleachy?

So everything is okay.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №112598
 25.04.2015
<Kn1ghtJed1K> I have two cats - Mila Jovovich and Darya Dontsova
<Cacktus> O_o
<j8> Kn1ghtJed1K: But you can tell everyone that you are sleeping with Miloya Jovovich and Darya Dontsova. by RAZU.
<Spartuner> my cat was called a tube, because when his cat was compressed, he sered abundantly.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112597
 25.04.2015
He either ate with an unhappy face or did not eat at all. There was no desire to cook at home. I do not claim to be an intellectual. Maybe someone will teach me how to do it right now. So for the future...
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So, let him cook in his hands - and let him crawl himself, the bulb - the chicken adds)))
That only in youth can roll, in older women mostly the brain is in place. Don't want to eat - cook yourself)) and you will emerge - better say goodbye))) especially if you both work equally

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112596
 25.04.2015
There is no point in holding a woman next to you who doesn’t think you’re a genius.
It is...
Well, what after that you complain "wife fool", oh. It characterizes your mental abilities.

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