The news:
The number of route taxis on Easter will be increased, which means more people will be able to get to the cemetery on that day.

It excites...

>> Only other bassists look at bassists. But they’ll never say I’m cool.
You are wrong. A bunch of girls, among whom I am, look at the bassist very much. Because bassists play the guitar with such a face as if they are having sex with it. Often it is a pleasant spectacle. and :)

Even if you buy absolutely the same socks, after washing they still fall, gain a vivid individuality and a rich inner world.
Eugene Polikarpovsky: This is what I am talking about. They eat each other in the washing machine.

Growth is your growth! Here you know how the singers with the voice of the drunk snoring - enter the resonance and greeting? Well, your groul must resonate with the iron bowl!! to

The news tape.

15:48 Crime, accidents, nature
The daughter of the mayor of Rostov will be brought before the court for an affair of 250 million rubles

16:21 The Power
Mayor of Rostov became the best head of municipal education

The decision was made in 33 minutes.

The phone company Zopo.
RankoR: How about ZOPO with updates?
l0ser140: ZOPO

Review of Lada Granta Sport

Chinese trucks speed up to a hundred only 2 seconds longer and they have everything and are cheaper!
What do you know about two seconds? In two seconds you can tell your mother that you love her. I swear allegiance to my brothers. The stupid Chinese don’t know the real values.
ccc: Are you going to do all this shit right in the car when you drive?
ddd: These are compulsory things that the bacon does when it rushes. He knows that every step for him can be his last.

And now, Mr. Potter, I will teach you the most powerful spell that will help you in any life situation.
So repeat after me: "POHUISMUS ABSOLUTUS!"

I am an artist. Let me steal and chew.
Hm...
It is paint and paint.

I’m tired of these stupid cats. I want something smarter and more devoted. To wait for me at the threshold, it did not interfere under my feet. To be able to go for a walk with him. He and I understand each other in half a word.
In general, a more intelligent and perfect animal.
For example, the medusa.

The body decoction of the dead bird of the chicken squad stands in a cooled brother’s grave, next to the fish mummies.
xxx: so eat anything, only on the way home to acquire fat deposits Sus scrofa
domestically murdered by force.
WOW: Oh about what?! to
Buy the brake!
Why not say so?
Hopefully I’ll make you a vegetarian ?
You will make me such a rabbit.

There was a man with a gasoline on the street. I suggested to buy one. I picked up words for refusal.
After a lot of thinking about the topic of active sales and the correct positioning of the product.

One day, as a hungry student, I was stuck on vacation in a shelter, alone in a block.
There was no money, food too. In a neighbor-foreigner on the window she found a bowl: stylized under a bowl of honey, inside something looks like honey, smells like honey... this is only a very thick one, barely forged with a spoonful. The taste is sweet. And the inscriptions, most importantly, in a foreign language.
In short, I grabbed something.
And when the neighbor came from the holidays, I quietly watched her search the room, quarrelling: where did this hair removal tool go?! to
I have not eaten honey since then.

xxx:you know, the fairy tale of martyško and glasses can now be called colleagues and mfu

Apparently feeding grandchildren is something on the level of human nature - at 18 years want to eat, at 30 want money, and at 50 want to feed the grandson to death.

** Missed evening call to Admin from Marina**
The morning SMS:

admin
Hi to you! At night, the call is automatically turned off on my phone.

Marina is
I was asked to pay 1000r.

admin
The pipet. I sympathize. Does it make sense to buy a new one?

Marina is
What new

admin
Nothing, everything is old. How by herself?

Marina is
I did not argue with the guy.

admin
Don’t worry, everything will be fine!

News on the website of the Rock-Thematics store:
A wallet was found in the store. We ask you to come and take it, or we will drink it all!

Interview with a dean of a technical university:
Deputy Dean: I can’t talk to the student xxx.
Assistant Dean: Why?
Deputy Dean: he says he did not have time to close the session, because
He helped one group to close debts, after which he stood up and left.

XXX: Who is better?
Dalton or Dalton?
YYY: O_O

Q: How is the mood?
UUU: Yeah fuck...I’m going to the bar.The child says to his mom-mama, look at Ozzy Osbourne!And he ticks his finger at me. It is to rejoice that the child knows who he is, or to cry that I am like him.