A few days ago, walking his taxi in the park, watched a funny picture. At four meters from the trail, someone took out and left a cardboard box with a cloth. I don't know why or why, but the cloth from this box was noticed by the protein, and so sharply began to drag, apparently, into his house. Once she escaped, two escaped, three... But here on the horizon appears a man with a wheelchair, who, looking around with a predatory gaze, assessed how to survive... At this time our worker, grabbing another sling, broke to the house. The man, approaching the box, looked at it, but apparently decided not to smash it in a public place, but simply put it on a wheelchair, and quickly walked on. The white woman returned and did not see her box, looked around and noticed a man with a wheelchair with the same box. Having issued an unclear cry, a whisper, or something else, the white broke behind the man, caught, jumped onto the box, not ceasing to whisper something on its white tongue. The man looked around and saw a whirling whirl. The game lasted about a minute. I don't know if the man perfectly mastered the white tongue, or simply guessed that he did not take his own, but, smiling, he removed the box from the wheelchair and put it aside from the trail, and he went on his own business. Belka instantly grabbed some cloth from the box and instantly took away, apparently, to complete her house.

Previously, students studied and worked, and now they work and teach.

I recently joined a small company. It was cold and I had to wear a sweater. I didn’t wear them before, I didn’t like them.
I go along the way and think - whether it is I learned to tolerate the collision of circumstances, whether it is my mutation to the system administrator begins))

Radioactive: It happens to me strange.
[Organizm]: Do you confuse the teeth and the teeth?
Radioactive: I don’t want to play
Radioactive: Generally
Radioactive: Nothing
Radioactive: Why is it
WOW, this is not a joke.
[Organizm]: so a girl can get started

The Habr. Topic "Durex has created vibrating underwear that can be controlled through a smartphone".
sergpenza> And if you make such a t-shirt - you can scratch your back from the iPhone :)

Chat games online.
You will die, guys, let us live together!

A few years ago, we asked to allocate two escort cars for the opening. The official answer was 10 thousand rubles per crew, free only if they are VIPs or children.
After that discovery, I saw a crossroads on the road in the Dubkov area, with three crew escorts. I don’t know if they’re kids or VIPs.

Tell me, how did you know it was free?

- By the way, why not introduce the discipline of legal programming and how the founders of the current to earn millions?) The following is the concept (for unprecedented right):
We enter the whole mountain in the base, we do the type as in tests and surveys buttons with parameters, you enter all parameters-button-he has you a verdict (guilty, not guilty) in the trial in the full version also and punishment assigns)
In the Russian version, donations will be allowed.

HHH: I am breathing up here.
WOW: I will see that.
xxx: My mom's girlfriend was constantly crying, like her son lives with a girl who is scary, and the hut collapses, the house is dirt, unwashed dishes and garbage around the corners, even in bags.
How does this affect your health? The waltz receives...
We set up silence, we listen eagerly. Yesterday I came to my mom for a cup of tea dark and thoughtful. The type came to visit the heir and there cleanly, the repair was going on, fed, drank, withdrew money for the continuation of the repair and wished to come as long as the time was.
Did I eat it, did I eat it?
The boy Dima has got into a relationship with a girl and lives with a boy, which is characteristic, Dima.
WOW is powerful.
Can you help with the repair?

How did you walk with your new lady?
A hundred pounds (
XXX is oh! Give to?
We are all well...
XXX: I did not give it.

He roared in the voice! The airport. The three seats in the waiting room are all filled. One of the passengers is nervous before the flight and actively pulls his leg and does not notice the unhappy eyes of the neighbor from the transmitted fluctuations. Finally, the landing is announced, the dissatisfied passenger with a breath of relief stands up and stretches the "dropper" 100p. On a silent question in the eyes of 0_o gives: "this is the payment for a vibratory massage chair, as in all decent places 10p. 1 minute" xD

I asked Google what grows in the Afghan steppes. out: "Islamic self-identification is growing"

Appeal to the UFMS:

"Hello to you!
I would like to sign up for a reception with the head of the department. Please tell me when and how can I do it?"

Response from the UFMS Support Service:

"Your appeal remains without consideration, in view of the fact that the appeal does not understand the essence of the appeal."

Trolls are such trolls.

I watched the American NCIS series.
Special agents scroll through a clever combination to find out the main terrorist’s ip’s.
Hard, but I found out! and 192.168.0.14

Captainspring: When I was in school, an American astronaut came to tell us about his profession. He was a very cool uncle, he told us a bunch of different stories, but most of all I remembered his answer to the question of what was the hardest thing to get used to in space. He said that, say, in space, it is nothing, but when you return to Earth, and here, fucking, gravity: you leave the habit of your favorite bowl to swim in the air, and it falls. This, I said, is always sad.

XXX: I can’t visit online shops at all, under any circumstances. That’s why I just bought a seafood?
YYY is alive?
XXX is speaking.
YYY: Then it will definitely be useful!
XXX: For this price he will just have to.)

MrSokol: My grandmother has a funny user - I learned to use the internet (well what they need..recepts of all kinds, herbs, etc.), and what it is - I did not understand. So, the other day, I took her note from the village to clean up. I sent out a phrase that I am still stuck with.
You, say, granddaughter, just don't sit in your city through it on the internet, or you have the internet dirty, viruses so much..not that we, in the village..good, clean such, Fresh..

What makes you so surprised by the delays and losses of packages of the Russian Post for the New Year holidays? There are a lot of packages, as long as there is a gift for yourself, the holidays can pass...

In the work:
1st Oh! Today is Lenin’s birthday.
2nd Fuck it again?

On the weekend, the woman actively pits wheels to ease. Time is there - decided home computer on "Win8" to translate. I did as I wanted, I sat down. The wife brought another portion of the pills, watched for taking inside. She lovingly asks where her place is now, where she is going to upload her series. I also gently explain that the computer is cleaned, licked out... Her records are not here, and in general – let her book and bump – specifically bought her book. The answer pleased: "First the account, then the antidote"