Appeals for support:
He called and said that our wires were laid along his private territory (the wall of the apartment on the side of the staircase) without his permission. And that being in this apartment he feels like the cables of snakes are flowing on his back. He threatened to go out and cut everything by wires, demanding that he be contacted to settle this issue. He does not want to hear anything, that permission has given, he is also not interested, the address to call refused.

I work in a single company. It has a diesel generator. Recently learned that according to documents it passes as "Diesel ADA". I was still looking for my job, and here...

XXX: What movies do you like?

YYY: I love...mm...just not fantasy)
Almost everything
I love the drama.
And you?

xxx: films where there is something that will turn the movie from foot to head at the end
Do you know such?

yyy: yes) "The skin in which I live"

XXX: The Untold Name
About the clothes?

But the funniest thing is how he and I traveled to grandmother and grandfather on Easter to the village.
XXX: They are religious.
XXX: And my is an atheist of a postphysical point of view.
Well I trained him to the motto: Christ has risen! It must be recalled: indeed He has risen.
XXX is...
xxx: Well, we came to give him a grandmother "Christ has risen!"
The work of thought affected the forehead of our titan, his face became red, his veins swelled.
XXX is here! I remembered – I remembered! And it gives out with its thunderstorm:
XXX: The True Christ!
xxx: >.<

Launching newlyweds of wedding pigeons will be more fascinating if one of the pigeons is a frog.

Adult girls don’t like schoolchildren because they’re stupid and have small lyrics.
For the same reason, big boys like schoolgirls!

The ambulance with the wolf is not only evil, but also good. Once I saw two obvious scammers who discussed specifically how better to push Persians... Let them sit on the internet in the evenings rather than press their mobile phones.

I found a bag from my boyfriend. He is playing quietly in TZ. If at this time you chew the controller of the TV, then as soon as you switch to the sports channel, his head sharply as a hairdresser pulls and turns in the direction of the telephone, the ears are sharpened. Usage: If you chew there and there, the slice is dancing.
The good pony.

I love cocktails. And the balls filled, and it looks like everything is fine.

Cats, remember never, listen to me – never! Don’t bother your cat with the glasses you’re going to wear.
Khkh, sadly breathing, fixed the bandage on his face.

Is there a new Firefox?! to
XXX: It feels like Donzova is writing it.

A: Here you sleep with the girl right away - it doesn't matter, you will pull, you will get used to, and she will be barbed and what to do? The Magic Circle
B: Oh, they need to issue work books, with the number of partners and reviews 8)

Here is my 8th grade diary:
He beats school furniture in the heads of classmates.
I even remember how it was, эх school was a wonderful time)))

Discussing the capabilities of Ward.
I am on this scratch special now - we have been rescued so that we will now make backups in the word and print green on the black and white printer)))

The worst place is a prison.

The famous American polar traveler Will Stiger planned to cross the Arctic for the first time in history across the North Pole in one season. This expedition was supposed to be his last “big” journey, and preparations for it were very serious. There were even three training trips with a total length of several thousand kilometers. Finally, on March 8, 1995, an international six-man expedition headed by Will launched from the Northern Land (Russia) archipelago to the island of Elsmir (Canada). It was about 4,000 kilometers, and it was planned to be on the pole on Earth Day, April 22. And then, after one and a half months of crossing the snow fields of the Arctic Ocean, the polarists reach the North Pole.

There are Russians playing football. On this day, April 21, Sergey Zyryanov, an entrepreneur and sports popularizer, organized a mini-tournament among amateur teams at the North Pole. For a good mood, even a whole ensemble of motor music "Time Out" was brought, which was able to give a 12-minute concert on the wind in a strong frost. The people listened to music, played football, drank vodka – everyone had fun. Everyone except Stiegher. At first, he could say nothing but "Crazy, crazy, crazy...", and then spit, called the North Pole a passing yard and took his expedition back to the White Silence, to the distant coast of Canada.

My husband got the flu. I’m going to drop a drop in his nose, I went into the room with my son, waiting for him to wake up. The son whispered, “What are you waiting for? He buried him while he slept.” The husband through the dream: "It is too early to bury me - the body has not yet cooled."

Thanks to EURO 2012 now in the city transport stops are announced in English.
Recently I was in a trolleybus and there were two men standing in a swing... well, and each other with such an empty voice: Do you have Paul Popovich Street or Avenue?)"

The C Forum:
Kim: I decided to share some of my observations and developments in the field of marketing... The company that tested this marketing trick has increased its sales by 1200% over the course of the year!
Tanzen: And these pills, "+15 centimeters in two weeks" – are you too?

The happiest time in your life?
Lactation period of my mother.