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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112495
 23.04.2015
Valery Komskov
I read comments to the news and wonder how people have such bad words just out of their mouths to drive the merchants out of the temples because you see Jesus doing so, a tongue without bones. And so the church's favorable cause for the non-tax import of alcohol and tobacco was taken so that the poor metropolitans switched to bread and water, and what to say - the clocks in the photoshop are forced to drizzle. Real money is lacking. From hunger, the priests began to lose weight so much that soon the cross would not lie on the bow, but hang on the neck on a chain. No, as Mikhalkov proposes, the peasants would be written down to him as servants of the thousand five and the churches of the rest. And it is a shame and shame, before Islam it is a shame - they have something, but with slaves there are no problems.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112494
 23.04.2015
Heinlein, importance for society, military, officials, public service...

Workers and technical specialists are far more important to society, for without them everyone will fight with sticks and stones. And in peaceful life, most of the goods are not created by the military.
And even more important is the agricultural sector, because without their work most of the time all people will go to search for or grow food for themselves.
And even more important for the modern person are the doctors, because without obstetricians and pediatricians, half of you would simply not have survived childbirth, infancy and childhood diseases.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №112493
 23.04.2015
From the listening today in the hall, the coach VS fat girl:
Can I eat lasagna?
God is with you! You can glow!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112492
 23.04.2015
I am not lost. I talked with the navigator.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112491
 23.04.2015
X: Now I will tell you the advice I heard on television from a mother of 6 children, which reversed my notions of the world: in order not to waste time in the morning on clothing, put children to sleep in clean clothes, in which they will go to the kindergarten tomorrow.
u: well, with six children exactly otherwise do not survive ))) although I don't imagine what it's like for children to sleep in underwear and fully dressed (somehow it must be uncomfortable)
Z1: The kids will be puzzled! As young as parents are taught, so well. The other thing is what it will look like when they grow up, and the habit is left! and ;)
Z2: In the winter coat and skates!and :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №112490
 23.04.2015
Diamond: I used to think that'sleeping like a baby' means sleeping well
Diamond: Now I know what it means - first one and a half hours can not sleep, then wakes up from every shock, and in a dream, he is hurt by himself...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №112489
 23.04.2015
At 8:30 am (!) Phone calls immediately after planning. What a lady introduced herself to some spa and asked why I actually stopped visiting their beautiful institution, located in the center of Nizhny Novgorod.
No, first of all, it was dull, of course. Obviously I was wrong.
At first I wanted to say with a pathetic and offensive voice that the last time the milk in the bathroom was not fat enough or the painted flower on the fingernail of the index of tears on the second day...
But it’s a pity the girl became, still not by her will calling customers at eight in the morning, right?
Therefore, I just handed the tube to the chief engineer Nikolaich - "This is you". I was just interested in the dialogue between a girl from a expensive spa and a man who is confident that a spa is a sleeping place in a wagon. Probably not very well.
He listened attentively to her and timidly then asked if they had accidentally (he said - INCIDENTALLY) in the presence of a 5mm-thick galvanized sheet and travers for the crane. Apparently, they didn’t have it, because Nikolaich returned the phone to me and said it was a fist, not an office. They don’t have a hero.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №112488
 23.04.2015
Essentially also:
<...> All my work is the work of my hands. But! I will not lay a plate, put a brick, paste wallpapers, tint, and so on. <...>
= is
Well, and for a glossy glow would explain why the plate is "lay", and the brick is "lay"?
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The cafe is pretty damn, and the brick is still there.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №112487
 23.04.2015
It came here by hand: "Why do Russians have registrars installed on any transport?"

Yes, because today’s laws protect every urlo and murlo, and you, a citizen of a great country, will only be protected by a double video recording of events, even posthumously.

I clean up, I clean up.


[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №112486
 23.04.2015
The MDI...
I would like to look (from a safe distance) at those fools who use nuclear explosions as a source of light.
________________

You look at them every day. Do you know about the sun?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112485
 23.04.2015
Listen to "Let’s get married":
She wanted to marry a Christian, but her first husband was a Buddhist and the second was a programmer.
I am proud =)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №112484
 23.04.2015
xxx is. We don’t have a mortgage.
YYYYY What did he not give? They seemed to give everyone
xxx is. They just shut down this program and that’s all. They closed with the NG, which the consultant in March for some reason did not suspect. He said to us, “Sorry and forgive us.”

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №112483
 23.04.2015
To all lovers of the society described by Hanlaine, I recommend a small thought experiment. Remember three or four former military acquaintances with whom you had to work. And then imagine that only they and like them can be elected and elected.
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Uncle Vasya, Marshal Zhukov, Rocosovsky Examples are many.
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I know you, grandfather!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112482
 23.04.2015
Why do some people not want to accept the fact that people may have different opinions?! to

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112481
 23.04.2015
The therapist is a thousand gigabytes, or 1024?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №112480
 23.04.2015
What do you know about motivation?

I have a father, the driver, when his flight was in repair, worked a couple of weeks on the catapult, looked at everything, so after that in a couple of months 18 kilograms lost, because:
In front of the men uncomfortable, who will carry the grave with me, so many matts in my address I am not ready to hear even from that light.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112479
 23.04.2015
I served for a total of seven years, but I understood the meaning of what was happening a month later. Everyone thinks about being healthy. The meaning of army life activity is not to do everything effectively, but to work day and night almost without rest. This is what you would do if you free up a lot of free time for efficiency? Improved skills, went to training? Fuck the two. Technique to chase - pleasure is expensive: GSM, spare parts, ammunition, logistics, etc. The technique is calculated.
In the army on imbeciles (because the average level of the soldier is), and without the equipment there is nothing to improve: the AC and the MPL-50 shoulder - there 4-year-old children will cope. So what would the soldiers do? Based on the indicated average. "As long as a soldier stands in service, he cannot commit a war crime"

It is...

Physicism, the study of the history of wars, tactical, partisan, defensive, offensive and other actions, crafted substrats of Vietnam/Afghanistan/Chechnya (strings, holes of the type of Vietnamese souvenir, forgotten and abandoned ammunition with trothyl instead of powder, etc.) and their detection / disposal - all this is done for free. But the brain needs to be turned on, yes.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112478
 23.04.2015
I bought a snake mouse... the snake doesn’t want to eat in principle... now I think what to feed the mouse)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №112477
 23.04.2015
YYU is fucking fucking. Some old man, cutting one eye, called me a girl.
YYU: I wonder where he saw the bearded girls? Oh yes...

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112476
 23.04.2015
The state, like an unfaithful man, is constantly deceiving.

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