Thai Boxing Training:
You have good hands and feet. Have you done anything before?
by painting...

From the Fire:
Dear Grandmothers (Ladies, Ladies, Ladies and Gentlemen)
Today, December 13, 2008, at 5:38 am, being in a state of severe alcoholic intoxication, I want to tell you something that I was going to say a long time ago.
You are fucking.
Thanks for attention.

Are you doing the sho?
Charles with the Pen: I read the most unusual deaths
Pinguin: And nox, let’s learn ?
Charles with the Pen: 1899 President of France, Felix Faure, died of a stroke in his office.
Pingvin: And the one he did survived?

I was wrong. I wipe out a towel hanging on the door. After the towel there were some hair on the body. Whose? The cat is... white... so I didn’t confuse it. Either the wife does not agree, or the cat...
The cat? Do not talk?! to

Tertsoff: Yes, it's okay, we at the enterprise somehow brought lawyers a contract concluded with I.P. Košeev for the supply of eggs.

The clay air refresher in the appropriate place is pleasant, but it still feels - that woodcutters were recently!

The mosquitoes.

Why did you fight that again? How did you break him up?? to
She2: Yesterday when we were with him, we were lying kissed, well romance and all that, then in the same position as they were lying began to talk... he began to chew me and call me a puppet, a puppet, etc., and blatantly said - MASHONKA...

Headlines on the "Russian News Service" website.
1st The son of Kaspersky
2nd Lukashenko is proud of Belarusian hackers
0 - O

By the way, long ago I wanted to say thank you chuvaku with the recipe of pelmenpizza - really delicious!

<xxx> my colleague just sent a girl-HR certification results. In the plan, what needs to be improved is written: "Improve English". The whole room cries under the tables.

We have 3 bridges in the city and all have different names: the bridge near which the pedestrian trail collapsed, the bridge which passed, the bridge which 3 years ago was declared Aurian and promised to repair...

Google knows everything.
At the request of the necronomicon in pictures he gave me a book of Malakhov on health.

The harsh city of Omsk. on the news portal in the category "Curieze - news":
In the Omsk region killed a popular musician;
The governor of the Omsk region has allocated an apartment to the family of a girl who has been harassed by dogs.
A patient was shot at the Omsk Dispensary.
A serial pedophile was arrested in Omsk.
In Omsk, a fragmented body was found in the garbage (video).
After such "courier" something relevant see section "incidents"

Zlobny (23:42) :
In Santa Barbara, Cruz was the only police officer in the city: he was instructed to investigate all crimes. No one in my memory he revealed.)

In the morning in bed: You wake up and look at the clock at 5:23. You close your eyes for 5 minutes and open at 8:55.

At work: You look at 9:30. For 5 minutes you close your eyes and open at 9:30.

Dimassik: So I want summer, that I lay on the walls!
Dimassik: Imagine, you sit, the sun, the thunderstorms are approaching.
Dimassik: I have to do it!!! to
ynestulya: is it what?
Dimassik: This is how the summer storm begins.
ynestulya: nichren, the summer storm begins "Suka crazy!!! Take off your clothes!!" And everyone breaks up with chairs on the street.

I live with my parents. I never pick up my home phone without the extreme need – if someone calls me – then on the mobile.
The situation :
The time is 22.30. All at home. The phone is ringing, he is lying on the notepad next to my room. I carry it to my mother and say (as usual): “Respond, it doesn’t matter to me.” and she (feeds my younger sister) says to me: “Respond, you see it busy.”
I felt like I was fucking...
A bold voice in the tube:"Hello, Gleb Alekseevich? The military is worried about..."
How is it? In a century, he responded to the house.

<s> how to turn off the backlight in the iPhone?
<Peter> is fun
<Peter> you came to the Android Team channel
<Peter> and asking how to turn off the backlight on the iPhone...
“Peter is like going into a synagogue and saying ‘Hey Hitler!’

I sit and watch the film "Seven" there is a scene where a guy sits on the interrogation, suddenly his cry "FUCK!" and our duplication "Lord!"

Hi, where are you working now?
She: Yes, I’m lazy now, I’m not working anywhere.
He: Yeah, you were like a family.
He: Well, it’s better to have breakfast and mines than a quarterly report.