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[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46343
 22.04.2011
Thai Boxing Training:
You have good hands and feet. Have you done anything before?
by painting...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №46342
 22.04.2011
From the Fire:
Dear Grandmothers (Ladies, Ladies, Ladies and Gentlemen)
Today, December 13, 2008, at 5:38 am, being in a state of severe alcoholic intoxication, I want to tell you something that I was going to say a long time ago.
You are fucking.
Thanks for attention.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №46341
 22.04.2011
Are you doing the sho?
Charles with the Pen: I read the most unusual deaths
Pinguin: And nox, let’s learn 😉
Charles with the Pen: 1899 President of France, Felix Faure, died of a stroke in his office.
Pingvin: And the one he did survived?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №46340
 22.04.2011
I was wrong. I wipe out a towel hanging on the door. After the towel there were some hair on the body. Whose? The cat is... white... so I didn’t confuse it. Either the wife does not agree, or the cat...
The cat? Do not talk?! to

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №46339
 22.04.2011
Tertsoff: Yes, it's okay, we at the enterprise somehow brought lawyers a contract concluded with I.P. Košeev for the supply of eggs.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №46338
 22.04.2011
The clay air refresher in the appropriate place is pleasant, but it still feels - that woodcutters were recently!

The mosquitoes.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №46337
 22.04.2011
Why did you fight that again? How did you break him up?? to
She2: Yesterday when we were with him, we were lying kissed, well romance and all that, then in the same position as they were lying began to talk... he began to chew me and call me a puppet, a puppet, etc., and blatantly said - MASHONKA...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №46336
 22.04.2011
Headlines on the "Russian News Service" website.
1st The son of Kaspersky
2nd Lukashenko is proud of Belarusian hackers
0 - O

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №46335
 22.04.2011
By the way, long ago I wanted to say thank you chuvaku with the recipe of pelmenpizza - really delicious!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №46334
 22.04.2011
<xxx> my colleague just sent a girl-HR certification results. In the plan, what needs to be improved is written: "Improve English". The whole room cries under the tables.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №46333
 22.04.2011
We have 3 bridges in the city and all have different names: the bridge near which the pedestrian trail collapsed, the bridge which passed, the bridge which 3 years ago was declared Aurian and promised to repair...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №46332
 22.04.2011
Google knows everything.
At the request of the necronomicon in pictures he gave me a book of Malakhov on health.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №46331
 22.04.2011
The harsh city of Omsk. on the news portal in the category "Curieze - news":
In the Omsk region killed a popular musician;
The governor of the Omsk region has allocated an apartment to the family of a girl who has been harassed by dogs.
A patient was shot at the Omsk Dispensary.
A serial pedophile was arrested in Omsk.
In Omsk, a fragmented body was found in the garbage (video).
After such "courier" something relevant see section "incidents"

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №46330
 22.04.2011
Zlobny (23:42) :
In Santa Barbara, Cruz was the only police officer in the city: he was instructed to investigate all crimes. No one in my memory he revealed.)

[ + 93 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46329
 22.04.2011
In the morning in bed: You wake up and look at the clock at 5:23. You close your eyes for 5 minutes and open at 8:55.

At work: You look at 9:30. For 5 minutes you close your eyes and open at 9:30.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №46328
 22.04.2011
Dimassik: So I want summer, that I lay on the walls!
Dimassik: Imagine, you sit, the sun, the thunderstorms are approaching.
Dimassik: I have to do it!!! to
ynestulya: is it what?
Dimassik: This is how the summer storm begins.
ynestulya: nichren, the summer storm begins "Suka crazy!!! Take off your clothes!!" And everyone breaks up with chairs on the street.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №46327
 22.04.2011
I live with my parents. I never pick up my home phone without the extreme need – if someone calls me – then on the mobile.
The situation :
The time is 22.30. All at home. The phone is ringing, he is lying on the notepad next to my room. I carry it to my mother and say (as usual): “Respond, it doesn’t matter to me.” and she (feeds my younger sister) says to me: “Respond, you see it busy.”
I felt like I was fucking...
A bold voice in the tube:"Hello, Gleb Alekseevich? The military is worried about..."
How is it? In a century, he responded to the house.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №46326
 22.04.2011
<s> how to turn off the backlight in the iPhone?
<Peter> is fun
<Peter> you came to the Android Team channel
<Peter> and asking how to turn off the backlight on the iPhone...
“Peter is like going into a synagogue and saying ‘Hey Hitler!’

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №46325
 22.04.2011
I sit and watch the film "Seven" there is a scene where a guy sits on the interrogation, suddenly his cry "FUCK!" and our duplication "Lord!"

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №46324
 22.04.2011
Hi, where are you working now?
She: Yes, I’m lazy now, I’m not working anywhere.
He: Yeah, you were like a family.
He: Well, it’s better to have breakfast and mines than a quarterly report.

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