Kwark: Nothing boosts memory more than a cell phone forgotten at home
Str: It is a fist. Here I forgot about Dr girls, then my memory in all the holes was stimulated

Cat: I’m standing in the church, daddy read something... then everyone started praying, and I look – standing next to such a “pure real guy” and honestly like this:
Lord, forgive us, fools of our sins!

How do I make more letters?
Turn the wheel and you will be happy.
Can it all be increased?
Almost everything if you can control it.

1nd NGO
Is this not the Leningrad region?

Crafta
haha

Crafta
You are fucking pps.

1nd NGO
CHO?

Crafta
Frunzen district of SPB

1nd NGO
I am not very geological.

I live in communion. In the general toilet on the floor next to the toilet, the neighbors threw a newspaper. At the top of the page, in the entire sheet, the advertisement of the animal protection society. With the big font - "Give a Dirty Life - Give up the need for Black Icarus!" This appeal looks very relevant on the sinking floor of a dirty toilet in a shelter filled with half-hungry students. And there is a text, shit, such as: "Have you ever thought that by biting out a sandwich with black ivory, you are forever depriving the ostriches of a chance to survive". Hardly got upset. How do I do this every day "bite" and I don’t think about it! After all, "every crap can be the last", fucking!! to

Sunshine, please forgive me. I am guilty before you, and I am bad without you.
Comrades, help, bring to the top... [Kos]

Eat the hats, right? ?

Imagine a picture,
On the evening of May 7, Putin is no longer the president, he flies around Moscow in a helicopter and sings,
The District, Hey
The Quarter, Hey
The residential masses,
I leave, I leave beautifully.

All this is broadcast live on all channels, and at the last note the helicopter explodes.
But in fact, Putin jumped a parachute during the advertisement, remains living and working somewhere in a quiet office, reads the BOR, and thinks:
I have gone beautifully...

From the resume for the vacancy "System Administrator":
organization of shared Internet access, Active Directori directory service, domain structure, architecture.
Local and network printers configuration and installation. Features of antivirus software, protection of public resources, firewalls OPERA, FIRE WOX, access permissions. Permissions are ipconfic, ping. Remote control of computers. Antivirus software panda, Kasperskii, dr web, avast, nod32. Network software diagnostics, working with CONON printers.

This morning, go out on the roof to shoot with your rifle. Well, I shot myself for pleasure, I decided to shoot at a distance - I put a bowl behind the G-shaped curve of the roof, I sit on the edge, kiss and here I notice that some man from the window below looks at me very carefully. It is probably fun to wake up in the morning, get up from the bed and pull, stretch the curtains on the window. And on the neighboring roof sits a guy with a rifle... It is good that it was not a deputy, or a guy from Gazprom, who we have not later than 2 years ago exploded in the yard, or their guard would quickly remove the pain of the sniper.

Korney: When the coworkers from the UPN find a contact in your phone, you’ll explain to them that he’s really a philanthropist.

Soon there will be a generation that doesn’t know what a Funny Bowl is.

The generation of eternally suffering daughters has grown

Hi, I’m new here, can you help Gollum?
My name is Dima, and you?
– Victor

Shellma
So tell me something interesting until I’ve told you all about it.
Wollont
There was a girl
Wollont
I painted my nails in blue.
Wollont
Then a man bought from his grandmother on the train station.
Wollont
There are blue nails.
Wollont
Here is this.
Shellma
I am bite now.
Wollont
I was not bitten.
Wollont
and yet
Wollont
A boy lived
Shellma
Suffice it
Shellma
Something good
Wollont
I was wearing glasses with a green cover.
Wollont
Then a man decided to break the wall.
Wollont
Look, the green is falling!
Wollont
Here is this.
Wollont
The good? Hmm...
Wollont
He continued to drill.
Wollont
There are 5 rubles. to shower?

McLover (15:17:19 29/04/2008)
5 hours and I have GTA 4 in my hands.

Fieriya (15:17:50 29/04/2008)
Are you in the line? ?

McLover (15:18:27 29/04/2008)
Yes!!! to

Fieriya (15:18:47 29/04/2008)
In which store?

McLover (15:19:08 29/04/2008)
The European TC

Fieriya (15:19:17 29/04/2008)
Jump up shit!! to

McLover (15:19:37 29/04/2008)
Nao to?

Fieriya (15:20:05 29/04/2008)
Jump to talk!

Fieriya (15:20:20 29/04/2008)
I saw it ))

From the program "taxi". Two girls.

When on the question “what is the grace or the pink flamingos depicted in the painting of Savrasov?” one shouted “Flamingo!” and I was still holding... But here is when on the question “what, in Engels’ opinion, made a monkey a man?” the same girl shouted “Aristotle!” and I was already lying... but when they answered in one voice that a man has only two (!) A couple of ribs... I’ve already fought in hysteria... And they say – Peter is the cultural capital. Or not in the family?

t3rm1t: and I am home
t3rm1t: a cold car
t3rm1t: the shale
t3rm1t: beauty
t3rm1t: the current body is missing
Megia: Is this a hint?and :)
t3rm1t: yes
t3rm1t: Do you have nice friends?

of Easter. Early morning. I walk on the sidewalk, there is a drunken body. Meanwhile, two women of intelligent outward appearance go out for friendship. The body stretching out the hand, the index finger ticking forward into an invisible point, located somewhere between the women begins to scream wildly: - AAAAAAA! It is blue! There were no muscles on the women’s faces. They said, “The night is true. And passed by...

Recently, the MusTV stunned, there someone sent a message:
You are the best Sasha!

Hius
What is it like a straw in the bathroom?
Parabellum
Like an erz in the toilet?
Hius
Irene is egotistic. The camel is silent.
Hius
He, the fucking man,
Hius
No family noise.

So I can't watch this advertisement, I begin to cramping on the buttons of other channels, one, the other, the third, and shit in my mouth advertising everywhere, I'm bumping on Culture, there is no advertising.
Pudded, 2 people sit and scratch with their tongues about spirituality. I mean with them too 2-3 minutes spiritually rested, even as if swallowed a little bit of the huge ocean of Russian culture and let’s look at the cinema further.

Therefore, I express my tremendous gratitude to those comrades who invented this wonderful channel, and now everyone, when advertising or cracking on the other channels, can have a few minutes to cultivate and even spiritually enrich themselves. I tightly shake their hands.

Hmel of Siberia hmel@beer.com