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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №97251
 30.04.2014
I decided to clean the air conditioners. The firms were expensive, called a private person (advertising was on the machine), voiced a price of 3 thousand, agreed. Early call check. He disappeared, did not take the phone, did not come. I found another one on the plane - I will call you back. has disappeared. See the third one. No 2. Psyche, I called the company. "We are not working on holidays". I wake up and I am not at home.
The Conclusion:
No one seems to need money.
The question:
Do you place advertising when you work?
Summary of:
The Russian soul is still a mystery.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №97250
 30.04.2014
Encountered on www spaces for weight loss. The composition indicates only vitamins, nothing to lose weight. However, the instructions for use pleased: drink one tablet 6 times a day at equal intervals. You can not drink less than an hour before meals and not earlier than 3 hours after. They seem to lose weight from not having time to eat ?

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №97249
 29.04.2014
XXX: De Bills are giving birth to even bigger de Bills
Gentlemen, what...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97248
 29.04.2014
On one forum there is a section for the sale of women's clothes by hand - b / u or accessories with purchases. I like to read descriptions of things, such prints get...
In a while, I collected an entire phrase:
"Sirenic pepper coatings, plessed, choked in the fighting, the effect is calus!"
The most incomprehensible word - fighting, not immediately figured out that they are paillets.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97247
 29.04.2014
xxx: Irishka called, says moved to a new office, class "Be"
Zzzz: What is it?
xxx: Type A-hard, B-easy, C-even easier
xxx: And she also said that after moving to the classroom office, she realized that before they were sitting in the classroom office.
and zzz :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №97246
 29.04.2014
andquot; a woman Get rid of your dogs immediately! You see, I have a child laughing at them!"... I didn’t even find what to answer :)

Answer and don't need to - ask if the child is vaccinated against rabies.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97245
 29.04.2014
to this:

apple_writer: It is funny that in Russian "not in itself" and "out of itself" - completely different concepts. Somewhere the same...

In Russian, direction, impulse and gradient are very important.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97244
 29.04.2014
to this:

I remember the question I asked received a truly frightening answer:
"Well, this is a literary question." ))

Remember, in the school at the lesson of Russian language asked tasks of the type "compose a proposition from such words". So, the girl one of the words of the funeral " and "necrologist" gave birth to such a masterpiece: "Doctor-necrologist attended the funeral of the client".

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №97243
 29.04.2014
Advertising for selling motorcycles is just a storage store. Selling a man. My own planet. So he has an exhaust pipe with the help of an isolant per meter boosted by a pipe from the stove (or samovar, hz), even with such a conical heroin at the end. I wanted to write a drunk sms, but I can't find an advertisement again. If you read this, please answer, Nahua???? to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97242
 29.04.2014
We have a supplier "Wink". Last summer in the heat, a man in shorts and jacket comes to me and silently stands in front of me. I talk on the phone, I finish, I look at him, I try to figure out: who is he? where it was painted. Here I fall - it is probably the driver-expeditor from "Vinka".
I kindly ask him: "You, Svinka?"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97241
 29.04.2014
I have antivirus ransomware on this page.

Avast is not an antivirus. It is the same as using gaze instead of a condom.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №97240
 29.04.2014
From the forum:

Your question, I understand so, provocative and bullying, virtually needs no answer. But since the topic is mine, I will fully conduct the provocation and answer in detail.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №97239
 29.04.2014
How about the new cleaning for vegetables?
is super! Give me a plaster please.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №97238
 29.04.2014
With VK:

I work as a logopedist in a kindergarten (with the sound pronunciation of children, if they do not go deeper).
I had an individual class with a boy 4 years, as in the repair office, I had to work with him in a group.
I leave the group, and a little boy runs behind me with screams "SUKA! It is!"
It turns out I forgot the bag, and the baby does not pronounce the sound "M" (yes and not just eë)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №97237
 29.04.2014
xxx> whatever I play, I still get metal
yyy> cable from the outlet)

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97236
 29.04.2014
They are Bauman. One of the best technical universities in the country. Lectures in Physical Education (!) We are the power of thought! We pull the ropes on the rope. Or did I go wrong, and Hogwarts was somewhere nearby, or did the lecturer go?

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97235
 29.04.2014
We go down with our own in the underground transition and immediately operate in three interesting characters. One plays the battle, and the other two, chatting, passionately shouting something like Scorpions in a language that remotely resembles English... In general, the mood from where you, hell, came here dissipated instantly, as soon as my stated: "And I guess this melody with two bombs".

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №97234
 29.04.2014
The water climbs up much faster if
From time to time, get your feet on the support tube.
The air.

Flag in your hands.
Just be prepared for the fact that they will want to talk to you immediately:
Head of Water Station
Head of Waterwork
Head of Downfall
Providing water
A fearful dive
Then a working diver will join them, so you have all the chances instead of a prosecutor to talk to a pathologist.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97233
 29.04.2014
I would refuse to have sex. No one can refuse...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97232
 29.04.2014
XXX: Hello to you. I want to order two sleeping bags and I am interested in:
1) Do you have models for coupling?

WOW :????? to

The right and left sleeping bags.

Yes, go to the store, we’ll pick it up.

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