The husband went fishing for several days - he upgraded the hooks and rolls, bought a few cans of worms and shrimp and kept it all in the refrigerator. The day before the planned event was cold and snow went - fishing broke. A man stands in front of an open refrigerator and scratches his neck:
- To let the worms on the lawn or leave here, let them warm up for a while?

The human brain cannot concentrate on one thought for more than 87 minutes.
YYY: Unless it’s the idea of ending the working day.

Within we are all soft.
XXX: There we have the liver and liver)))

Grandma asked in the store to read the label, she read it to her.
“Thank you, I’m old, my eyes are all filled, and you’re young, your eyes are good.
I wear glasses with thick glasses at -9.

After stopping to reduce oil production, we will have to give up the consumption of a significant proportion of calories in the diet. Just like us. to you

Calling a despot a despot has always been dangerous. It is just as dangerous to call slaves slaves.
Runoske Akutagawa

TN: As a fragile man. You stand - varicose veins, sit - hemorrhoids, lie down - lie down.

And again the headlines of Lenty.ru:
"Minfin proposed to raise the retirement age to 65 years"
"Working until old age is called the key to a long life"
The coincidence? I do not think!

If you calculate the total value of all the non-licensed copies of Windows, it turns out that the population of the globe has stolen Microsoft for an amount comparable to the budget of civilization for a hundred years... In the year edak in 2029 Microsoft will file a lawsuit on all mankind for piracy, and will win the process... Robots operated by Windows Sparta will chase the surviving people demanding compensation for the damage inflicted on the corporation by their ancestors... And, here, to save, humanity sends back to the past, the one who will write a free Operating System...

Ignorance of contraception does not relieve from responsibility.

The manager today burned... your wonders of intelligence. I am late, he says, to work, I can't call a taxi and there are no cars. He then called the freight service, ordered a gazelle, I needed a load of 115 kg to transport. Has Gaze arrived, where are the loads? He: Well, here is he I... The driver was arrested, for 200 rubles he was brought.

I need help! I bought an apartment and lived apart from my parents. A month later I got the account. I paid for it and now I get new ones every month. What did I wrong? Maybe it wasn’t worth paying first, and now they realized that I was bad?

A giant ball found last month in Bosnia has seriously stunned scientists from around the world. According to the researchers, the ball with a diameter of 1.5 meters and a weight of 30 tons is made of iron, but its purpose is not yet known.

Knowing the Soviet system of education (even ases) can be confidently said that the iron ball with a diameter of 1.5 meters cannot weigh more than 15 tons (4/3PR^3*7800kg). Democracy teaches us.

I saw a book exhibition, something about the Japanese way ofining order in the house. Suddenly opened the page-... get rid of unnecessary things, if you have not used them so far, it means that you are not destined to use them. Do not leave unread books for later not read, so you do not need to read it... Oh, I am delighted! Immediately found an excuse unwashed window, bad toilet and unwashed underwear)) So not destined. But is this the book they are going to sell?? to

Discussions about the missile launches at the cosmodrome East:
All because of the cat. Like a normal cat, he sat in his wagon and defeated the telemetry system, because the deadline was already on his nose. People are rushing, taking them out of work. Who will smoke?

Interesting project in Moscow is an active citizen. You can vote for one of the options for reconstruction of the Triumphal Square, for example. True, when I need to remove my garage, I do not have questions:

The monasteries met not just the water pipeline, but the water pipeline in each cell. Partly because in the early Middle Ages it was the monks who moved both science and medicine. They melted metal, brought out sheep, developed medicines.

All through the water pipeline.

In the Middle Ages, food and sanitation were not very good.
As a result, constant diarrhea... you will not have time to run to the toilet in the yard from the castle...

This is the fashion of perfume. In India, the same is not just so "aromatic sticks" steam constantly. It’s a hot climate, everything is rotting quickly.

And also watch "The Musketeers" or a similar movie.
Coats, hats with wide fields... narrow streets, often the 2nd floor hangs over the street...

Insects were a problem. All the ladies wore blushes. At night, the legs of the beds were placed in bunkers with water.
It was a little easier in Russia. They washed in the baths more often, could freeze out the same bugs by going to the neighbors for a couple of nights in the frost.

Hello girl, how much is the hour?
and hundred.
How much for the whole night?
Three hundred fifty.
Can we three?
Yes why not.
For three hundred fifty-three?! to
No of course. Three hundred and fifty each.
and clear. Can I bring food?
No food, this is an internet club, not a dining room.

And the tradition is very obscuring that if the buyer has not weighed the goods, then the whole row is waiting for him or the cashier to weigh.
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I agree with 20207. It is only not the buyer to drive to the end of the line, but the weights directly on the box to install. Many shops have come to this.