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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №80520
 20.04.2013
The former head of the "Post of Russia" after the dismissal will receive 3 million rubles.
I hope they will be sent by post to Russia before the New Year.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №80519
 20.04.2013
A commentary to the video in which a motorcyclist outputs the stream at the meeting and crashes into a left-turning stall at the crossroads:
This is my dream penalty system.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №80518
 20.04.2013
Gods, it feels like I have not one girl and one cat in my house, but ZZ Top in full composition and 4 San Bernardino.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №80517
 20.04.2013
I'm going to work today, I'm swollen, not in the spirit from the morning.And I have a panel, where the transmission box began to scratch, well, I hold her hand over and over, no matter what, I'm screaming.I see, my chat is scratching, it's still trying to get out of the scandal, it's obvious that the topic will not be found.And here he says - But you don't hold me so hard, so I don't scream!! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №80516
 20.04.2013
I could not fall asleep from the neighbor with the drill, when I heard the female stones, I realized that it was not a drill.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №80515
 20.04.2013
I am from the time when, if a guy said to a guy, "I need to buy a towel," they are not blue, but students of a technical university.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №80514
 20.04.2013
My husband is going on a long business trip, I got sophisticated and for the first time I made him a meat roulette with cheese, mushrooms, etc. He eats in silence for a few minutes, I am like on nails:
Well how?
You know, if you met me with this roulette from a business trip, I would think that you are a noble man behind you.
A worthy compliment!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №80513
 20.04.2013
Yesterday on the 1st I stumbled on some mouse. In honor of Pugacheva. In the hall between Philae and Galkin sits Orbakaite. That is, she sits between two uncles who slept with her mom. One is slightly older than Christy, the other is 10 years younger. On the stage is another uncle who slept with the culprit-Kuzmin. With daughter. Moreover, the daughter knows that her father slept outside with that grandmother from the hall. The very mill. In short, Santa Barbara was incomplete. There were no other two husbands of Kristina, and the current wife of Presnyakov.It was wanted that the 1st channel was more responsible for such events.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №80512
 20.04.2013
Good night sweet)
I would have eaten you! by Omnom.
I just want to eat you.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №80511
 20.04.2013
pythe is:
The picture. In the courtyard of our garage a powerful uncle washes a huge powerful car (truck) with a powerful sprayer. wash the roof - you will not reach, you need to stand for a long time and hit the stream in one place until everything dries. I see — the uncle rolls past the roof, right by, somewhere in the sky. Long to loose. and immovable. And it would be nice to look somewhere - no, obviously there and looking, in the sky. All the time I was smoking, he licked a stream into the sky, slightly swinging with the sprayer. I drowned, drowned the straw, guessed - the uncle in the splashes looked at the rainbow, probably in the bright sun he could see it well.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №80510
 20.04.2013
A: You are right more than ever.
YYY: There is no need for a pencil here.
XX: I compare A. with none. 5 is OK.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №80509
 20.04.2013
The airport of Copenhagen. If you have a transit there for more than a couple of hours, do your best to get a Schengen visa. There are only 7/11 in the transit zone, there are no smoking rooms and you can generally die of boredom. On the other side of the border there is a huge shopping and entertainment center, to which, by mistake, the airport was built.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №80508
 20.04.2013

Artem
Damn, I understood all the shortcomings of solitary being.
( by
Irina
well
Artem
Becoming a grandmother
I woke up washing my shoes.
Irina
ahahahah
Artem
There was still a rack.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №80507
 20.04.2013
I had an extra weekend in the middle of the week, lying in bed, reading a book and thinking about how to spend the upcoming free day. imperceptibly for myself drank kefir and ate strawberries... it seems that soon the question of what to do in the weekend fell on its own :(

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №80506
 20.04.2013
I was told this today at the DNS service center, where I brought headphones that didn’t sound.
XXX: I was shown where the noise regulator on the headphones

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №80505
 20.04.2013
Very many people live wrong, think wrong, and dress like fools. I noticed this at 15 years old.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №80504
 20.04.2013
City is over. Local Events:

As a result of the collision of a group of mushrooms with a company of mushrooms, the mushrooms were transported to a local hospital with knife wounds, and the mushrooms were transported to a psychiatric dispenser for examination.
According to one of the mushrooms, they just wanted to know the way from the group of mushrooms, after which the mushrooms, in a nonsensical way, attacked them with knives.

[ + 45 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №80503
 20.04.2013
I don’t know what you will improve. For example, there is no crime.
“Because you legalized it,” said Goodman. You simply avoid solving the problem.
We have a different approach. There is no poverty.
Because everyone steals.
“Maybe,” said Melissa. – But, in my opinion... – he suddenly silenced, stumbled at the wall and grabbed the rifle. Here is he!
Goodman looked out the window. Outside the building was a man who was no different from the other passers. He heard a silent click and saw the man swing and fell on the bridge.
Melit shot him out of a rifle with an extinguisher.
Why did you do it? I was surprised by Goodman.
“A potential killer,” Melit replied.
What if you kill an innocent person?
We cannot kill an innocent person. This is excluded.
Why is excluded?
“Because according to the definition and unwritten laws, anyone who has been liquidated by a representative of the government is a potential criminal.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №80502
 20.04.2013
Progress does not stand still. He runs forward and overtakes some people.
I went to the subway with my daughter today. I am nervous in the subway. I, in order to distract and reassure her, enabled her a puzzle on her smartphone - "Hello Kity" puzzle. In general, a sitting child quietly collects a picture after a picture. There was a talking grandmother. I was very pleased that the child was playing such smart games. And at the end of my grandmother got me the question: "What is it on the batteries?". And I replied: "These are the phones now". My grandmother looked at me like a psychic and moved away.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №80501
 20.04.2013
Do you read refrigerators in the bathroom?
“No, I, like an intelligent person, periodically change books in the toilet.

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