I’m here, so I’ll go to the hall now.
Dima: Why do you?
Smoke: so thin
Olga: the opposite
I will build muscles.
pop there ivory back hand
Dima : aa... it’s yes..)) here touched the muscles.. straight like a guy sex
How do you know what kind of sex with a guy?
xxx: Dear p***s of 7 communities who love to suck in their mouth on the bowl, I hope you all will be deducted)))
YYY: Who is writing that shit?
ZZZ: What do we do? The more "they", the more free girls for us. The Law of Conservation! =) is
Zzzz: All is normal. The smokers pulled out the bench on the balcony. 8 and 1 can't quietly envy such a daring fancy:) From our windows and unnoticed
Grey, to stand out, often pretends to be blue.
I saw today: behind the driver of the new Porsche sits a girl.
On the rear glass sticker: “No, I didn’t guess... I took credit!“”
The wife, going to the store, warned her husband:
- You will cook the peelmen, throw them in the pot one by one, so that they do not cling!
When she returned, the evil man cooked the sixth peel!
The reason is the disastrous number of unemployed people. Treatment: Return of the article for tuna.
Do you have a few jobs in this country at a minimum rate? Are you looking for a job that needs to be paid for? Another tax on poverty suggested that it would not be profitable for people to live below the poverty line.
Dating site (who likes it)
Q: Do you take care of your puppy?
I: Behind whom?
M: for my own
I: I take care from morning to evening
Do you shave?
I: I am
Q: What is the drawing?
I: Gauss-shaped video pulse
M is out of the network.
to this
It is...
5 cops of the military:
When he served in not the worst troops, with his fellow servants he often discussed the topic: "how, well, how can you so bind the farm that half a thousand ryl, day and night work almost without rest (and it is on the state supply) and with great difficulty only serve themselves and not very successfully take out their own dirt?
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I served for a total of seven years, but I understood the meaning of what was happening a month later. Everyone thinks about being healthy. The meaning of army life activity is not to do everything effectively, but to work day and night almost without rest. This is what you would do if you free up a lot of free time for efficiency? Improved skills, went to training? Fuck the two. Technique to chase - pleasure is expensive: GSM, spare parts, ammunition, logistics, etc. The technique is calculated.
In the army on imbeciles (because the average level of the soldier is), and without the equipment there is nothing to improve: the AK and the shoulder MPL-50 - there 4-year-old children will cope. So what would the soldiers do? Based on the indicated average. "As long as a soldier stands in service, he cannot commit a war crime"
1 : Hello you.
2) Greetings
(1): Please tell me, do you have the word "dropper" to say anything about? = = )
2 ) :?
2) Is it possible to use a blender?
1) Exactly
Alexey: I am 12 I give myself pleasure with an electric brush, I sew my pencil in the cracks)) But sex was not 200%. The first months began on March 6, 2015 and there were no more. Can I be pregnant?
X: If the orgasm was from a brush, then anybody will be pregnant.
Q: It's strange that Alexey may have months, and yes, you'll have beautiful kids brushes
Z is of course. Buying a Wheelchair
k: In the youth went, at 12 years old already hand-blowing even girls, even brushes, of course the pregnancy will be, you are in the crack of a brush whisked or whisked.
M: Aloha, if you do not stop absorbing unnecessary things, you will have an early menopause.
H is pregnant. Your name is strange.
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Let’s go, Alisha, we are not happy here.
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Homosexuals and prostitutes.
You have a strange idea about these...eyes...persons.
One thinks that he will be put in immediately, just turn away, without warning, and even without taking off his pants.
Others distinguish prostitutes by a mile, because they know exactly what they look like.
Where did you come from, let me ask? Does anyone dressed or painted look like this?
So take a women's magazine or advertising-there all such, dressed and painted.
I put my clothes on the shelves.
Suddenly, from the depths of the closet, I was suddenly grabbed by the hand.
I was so scared that I could not even envy. I did not have enough clothes in place.
When will I finally get used to having a cat at home for 11 years?
by Marinalevy
X: Well, I had a mega 48 there. By the way, the frog also breathed about memory, decided to add another kilobytes at least something.
In short, if the load is small and does not change for more than 10 minutes, the charger begins to quietly swing the parent particles with the Morse alphabet. 8 is included. Now I don’t know how to fill a normal firmware.
So far nobody has noticed.
An enormous space free of people. For Japan, where there is no free meter and the Japanese are accustomed to such narrowness - it is just an impossible fantasy!
This is the same thing....
Do you think the Japanese are incomprehensible?
We had an English woman. Real from Oxford. I taught English to students. Most of the "coming" came from other cities.
One day, she asked who came from.
One young man says:
I live close to Tomsk, only 300 kilometers away.
She was surprised, because by the standards of their islands it is almost half the country.
But what is far away?
“And far away – it’s in Kamchatka,” said another student and described in detail how he gets there.
SMS is
Catherine Fish: I can’t talk now.
You keep the number of a serious and important boss at work, and he has a status in Watsapa "Wuiii, soon vacation, factory manager".
YYU: The problem is not that you don’t know how to cook, but that we don’t have mayonnaise.
YYU: Oh, I didn’t mean that.
XXX: The Trojan Goat
YYU: In fact, it was a horse.
XXX: In fact, Trojansky is a deacon.
In the neighbouring Field of Miracles, as the experienced Buratins say, the soldo always grows thicker.
What kind of children are you raising? Among my friends (maybe because I chose to be friends with suitable people with whom I am interested?) By 9th grade, almost everyone already knew where they were going to go and did this closely. The methods of contraception and the consequences of sex were known personally. And no pregnancies at 16 and marriages at 20. I worked and studied myself from the age of 15 to rent a house with a friend for a couple. And, the horror, lived a sexual life. Married at 24 and children are not even in plans yet, we understand that we will not push.
But there were other examples. Those for whom mothers entered the institute, who under the threat of the death penalty were prohibited from communicating with the opposite sex, whose parents almost fainted with the words "monthly" and "condoms". Yes there. One such to 17 had 3 abortions in semi-dival clinics (and a bunch of related problems), another to 20 two divorces, the third two children and eternal scandals with his beloved wife.
Stop developing irresponsibility and infantility in your children. Treat them like adults and you won’t believe they’ll grow up.