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If chrome - God help you

Mom, do we have a sharp commodity?
I don’t know, and what?
I heard on TV that there are huge caterpillars in the OSTREGO KOMODA.

It’s almost eight o’clock and I haven’t had breakfast.
YYY: Do you develop the willpower?
XXX: The Power of Lenny

The Fighter for Childhood Chastity, which 20127 - are you serious about it? Very seriously? You did not start from that.
You have to go to some Sistine Chapel and - smash all the angels there with black squares from the neck to the heels. Because they are 1) children. The naked, i.e. Absolutely naked. It is clear that they are boys. Can you imagine how many generations of pedophiles have grown up with this permission to say a work of art? Enough to endure. Stop encouraging pedophiles. Down naked angels from churches, churches, museums and other public places. The naked boys have a place in the shower, not in the temple.
Further - all children should be dressed in a hijab (clothes that completely hide the body from the tail to the heel). Hands to hide. Hands are part of the body. And the face has a mouth. You can do anything with your mouth. And different perverse can look at children with open faces and hands and imagine it all.
Well, the most important thing - if you think well - under the clothes children are still naked - under the clothes they have everything that dirty perverted people dream of. What is covered. It is there!! Conclusion - children can not be released from strict isolation until they grow up to the state. When they no longer induce sinful fantasies. For example, up to 60.

In other words, about names. I went here to see what such "beautiful and unusual names" the internet offers for a small man. So, the most memorable: Democrat (will be a deputy), Donat (seriously?Yi (this is how he is called in the courtyard), Yulius (as well as March, April, October and even with them), Lavr (in soup the same thing), Fox (right in the world of animals), Mitya (this is just Mitya and all), Neonil (what did he do?), Peresvet (hello to photographers), North (and his wife - Tundra), El (and why not beer?Energy (with a battery in the ass). I like rare names, but it’s just a brainwashing of something.

Domestic science is when people unable to master word write articles about the need to introduce new information technologies.

From reviews on one culinary site (beef: potatoes with mushrooms in pots)

I made it according to the recipe, it was delicious. My husband was very pleased. I just added more cabbage and carrots. The mushrooms should not be replaced with pork. I used rice instead of potatoes. The family ate and praised.

The xxx:
prepared a delicious vitamin salad, ate a third - delicious, ate.
I immediately opened a pack of salt nuts - delicious, jaru.
I decided to go back to the vitamin salad - no, I don't want to, I did.
The nuts are delicious, jiro!! to
The body, where is the logic?? to
yyy: Because nuts are harmful ))

At the language festival, during the opening, a voice from the hall:
And when will we finally be allowed to write "parachute" through "u"?
Another voice from the room:
Come to Belarus, we can do it.

It is cool:

I did not understand! What instructions for the laundry? How long have Russians been reading instructions? He threw a piece of all the flowers, poured the powder (liquid! for grammar pedants), turned the pen / pressed a button with a symbol similar to that we are washing. Press Start and we go. For 18 years there were no problems, socks were not lost, things were not painted.

I have the pictures on the washing machine such as: a stick in a bowl, a stick in a rombe, a camouflage t-shirt, a shovel, a spiral, a scratched spiral, a pot in which the rain drops, a pot from which the bubbles fly, another pot with some hernia, numbers from 1 to 9, numbers from 30 to 90 with step 10. How do I wash my shirt?

I once served in the Navy. We went on a campaign for 4 months and the ship, fighting the Pacific and Atlantic oceans, lost its appearance. The officer ordered it to be painted. In order to repaint everything, you must first remove the old paint. And here we, already a couple of weeks, go to our hometown with hamsters in our hands, brushes in our teeth and thoughts of long-awaited freedom in our heads.

I am standing, submissively performing the role of a hammer - knocking a hammer on the cover to lick the old paint.There behind the back appears a botzman (School 2 on 2) and says:

It’s like a boat! it’s like a girl! it’s like a boat.

How would you say.

Standing I gently knock the hammer, as the assistant commander approaches and says:

This is a battle ship! Fight more hard! It is like a pitch!

So he knocked.

"not Jewish, not strange, but all Sonny"
My wife is partly Jewish. He wanted to call her Sonia. Fortunately I thought.
One day, he had to break the door in his apartment. Because his wife was asleep after duty and his daughter was asleep... and they didn’t hear his doorbell.
My daughter went to school to sleep. Fearing that her mother would come from work and spot her, she slept in the closet. Practically standing. And one day, after duty, my mom opened the closet for some reason... No-Sonia just fell out of the closet without waking up. Mom was delighted.

Alcoholic hallucinations are a funny thing. Patients tell about their psychoses with enthusiasm and burning eyes – like you tell a friend about a good movie, and this is very different from patients with schizophrenia. Why so, I do not know. In the hospital entered a 40-year-old woman, on the question about the reason for hospitalization answers - "because of television". She told me that she saw workers installing some installation next to the house. In the evening, she went to bed, closed her eyes and “watched a TV show – showed the ballet Lebanon Lake.” The next night I watched the movie “With Light Steam.” She found nothing strange in what was happening: “I thought it was some new technology.” Asked what prompted her to go to the doctors, she replied: “The first four days of the show were remarkable – music, ballet, old Soviet films. Then there were some horror films. I started calling reference TV channels, asked how to switch the channel, but I was sent to you for some reason.

He had a relationship with a minor nephew. And he grabbed in the garden, in the courtyard fashion to beat his head at the wall of the closet to something there. When he once again began to demonstrate this number, the uncle calmly advised to tap the corner of the closet - more spectacular, say, will be. The tribe by naivety believed, approached the corner, struck with all his strength and... understood everything. I did not repeat again.

by Pavlov. In the morning, the sirene runs. conduct her inspection. For the first time this year. Everybody is accustomed. If suddenly a real meteorite arrives, a nuclear war begins or the migratory of the sable-tooth-tushcan goes from the steppe, then there will be no panic in the city - the population is organized, clear, without rush and turmoil, calmly ignoring the threat.

foo: Good that I went on foot - 200 euros found in Nevsky. The Law of Karma in Action
Bar is 16k! by Herson! You are lucky!
The bar: Herase!
Eat them for a good cause!
Bar: The consumption
foo: to eat for a good deed - it's always ready!)

XXX: The filmmaker needs small, lightweight cameras so that they can be used in every hole and there to shoot.
YYY: Do you confuse filmmaking with porn?

xxx: fun life in these your currency markets
yyy: cspeculants deserve a separate boiler
The temperature is constantly rising :D

During the next breathing of the funny archive on the boxes:
Let’s finally introduce the international standard of box size!
Yyy: No, better organize an international clinic for the treatment of perfectionism. It is much more necessary and effective.

Please tell me why you start your answers like this:
The Fool:
This is:
This is:
The Fool:

Why, instead of refuting someone’s opinion with which you disagree, do you transfer the dialogue to the opponent’s personality? Are you unable to conduct a discussion? Do you not even realize that by this you do not humiliate the interlocutor, but that you cast your own shit on your head?