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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112355
 20.04.2015
Lamarckism for example. What is not a scientific theory, though not consistent with Darwinism?
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Lamarquism is a historical stage in the development of biology. It has one unpleasant disadvantage – it contradicts genetics and experiments. Why are Jews born uncircumcised and women are virgins?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №112354
 20.04.2015
Yes, if men had PMS with monthly and all associated - every month! - It would have been given to hospitals for a long time without asking questions every month, ah.
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I will never forget my youth and the years I spent on the “great deficit.” Of course, no "women's pads" we did not hear at the time in the province. We went out of the pharmacy until the watt disappeared. If she appeared, they caught themselves, called a friend. Everyone needed it, but everyone lacked it. But men (and only men) were given TALLONS for cigarettes, plus vodka coupons for everyone! And how they, the poor, will not satisfy their urgent need for drugs. Regularly and everybody. They will go out on the streets to protest. And the grandmothers with their needs - what is there, will overflow. They are accustomed to overtaking.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №112353
 20.04.2015
D'Artagnan and D'Artagnan
and----

Friend, you didn’t see that movie, I also once laughed like that.
I watched and watched: some historical drama, inspired dialogues, old costumes and suddenly the main character gets a member and fuck it... it turned out to be porn...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112352
 20.04.2015
17081, I want to upset you - you are an old grandfather. Not a very smart old grandfather.
If - I quote - "For example, to walk naked. And there and before the murders and rape in the sight of everyone nearby - it was true, then in the prisons would be seated whole informals. In practice, there are mainly those who are sitting there, who can not be called otherwise than "grey mass". The gossip.
And do not forget that the most terrible crimes against mankind and humanity were committed not by frics, but by uncles in gray costumes and kittles.

And with regard to your "panking"... This is indeed the most intolerant hanji grows out of the elderly shalows.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №112351
 20.04.2015
5 copies about "stupid military":

Even under the USSR, we climbed into the territory of the military unit through a fence and collected mushrooms there. There was a small slope between the bald territory and the fence. Grown mushrooms are just chic, most often white or shrimp. We were caught by a fat man in shape. Sometimes we ran away, sometimes he took the prey and when we struck, he sprinkled our baskets. We laughed at the dumb fat guy who screamed at us and furiously swirled through our own baskets... but now I realize how clever that guy was!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112350
 20.04.2015
And it would be fair if children in school were also told about alternative theories.
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I wonder what? Neither creationism nor the theory of eternity can be considered as scientific theories.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112349
 20.04.2015
Then a friend at work was embarrassed) bought his wife a certificate in sex.рф for training on the art of oral sex, they have their games there)) wiped it in a envelope, white, opaque, in the same envelope in the bag was a contract with the client. He took and placed the wrong envelope on the table. In the morning, he asked him so eagerly on the planner, does this not mean that the client has handed us "sugging"? My friend is not ashamed.)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112348
 20.04.2015
to this:

You are Freud:

Sho is that? Do colored eggs harm the child’s psyche? Simbolize, probably, what such a freudian in the inflamed consciousness of children’s defenders?

If the eggs were painted without your "HV" - let them paint. But I will not allow my child to rub my goddess without my consent. Rather, I would like to not allow, as nobody asks, but rubs how much they will think. by Pidaras.

...It would be fine if freedicals, but here is a strange story on FB:
On Easter in 1999, I made an action with the Moscow Planetarium on the order of the textile giant Monolit. We wrapped the dome of the Planetarium with red-bonded matter, hanged the giant golden letters X and B on it, and called it the 'biggest Easter egg in the world'. The action went wonderfully, there were a lot of VIPs, children presented a collection of cockroaches, the father blessed those gathered and released a white pigeon into the sky...
In the morning, Igor Mikitasov, the then director of Planetarium, calls me and says - a scandal! The prefecture demands that everything be removed from the dome immediately.
What do you allow yourself? They resent.
In the sense? I don’t understand Mickey.
These letters!
- The letters mean "Christ has risen", says Mikitasov.
Don’t make us idiots, they make noise in the prefecture. - And I understand what you mean "Hey you!"
They were not convinced and had to dismantle everything.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №112347
 20.04.2015
from the same observations.
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Who has bread with oil, dried with sugar?
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from personal observations: sugar was poured in the European part. In the distant Zuaralye poured the salt of Oo
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Bread (white) + oil (sweetened) + sugar
Bread (black, grey) + oil (sunflower) + salt
And the coordinates on the planet Earth are not important.


[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112346
 20.04.2015
Yesterday I went to my daughter's school for a rehearsal of the festive concert on May 9.
Everything is beautiful, organized, pathetic. On the back of the scene are the film chronicles.
Sounding in the background of one of the scenes music, seemed to be fuzzy familiar.
Soviet March from the 3rd Order of Alert.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №112345
 20.04.2015
I want kefir, but my cat is asleep.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №112344
 20.04.2015
I lie in the maternity. I asked my husband to bring something sweet. I don't know what logic he was guided by, but he brought a pastry!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112343
 20.04.2015
Oh yeah how:

Why are you afraid that your weekends drinking, feeding and not beating children will be taken for your Sunday bottle of beer? Do not mix my shoes. And if your child is forever in the bleach, hungry and overwhelmed, then you can push your indignation about the guardianship bodies deeper.
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The Truth? What if my child is always dirty and cut off because he is punk? And the blue on him constantly because he goes to the boxing section?
Do I have to prove that I am not hungry and not beating a child?
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If your child is a punk at three years old, and in his boxing section - hardcore without gloves, then yes, probably, you will have to explain.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №112342
 20.04.2015
I can't download videos with Bees and Winnie Pooh - everywhere only the ass gets.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №112341
 20.04.2015
My friend was a gastroenterologist. In to Tokyo. He writes all kinds of business plans. In this, the Aborigines traditionally trust the pale faces. The Japanese people are commanding, and it is not easy to write a text with ten. Not to mention English or Boom Boom. In such cases, the powerful collective mind is usually desperate and calls the varyaga.

It would be nothing, but when moving to Tokyo, a child was injured! My son, Tom, is 4 years old. No, think about it, look at the world through the eyes of this Theme – they snatched him out of their Vladivostok children’s saddle house, where he was just the leader and leader of the masses, and took the hell know where, in general, to another planet. Communicate only with parents, and you do not command them. After a short thought, his parents arranged him in a Japanese garden. But the Japanese did not take, but only took in the exclusive international. In general, there were mostly Japanese children, gathered with one goal - to learn other languages as native. But with foreign children there has been a misunderstanding and confusion: children hear everything adults say, but take it seriously, apocalyptically.

As a result: yes, there is the only Chinese girl in the kindergarten, but she categorically does not want to bend under the Korean language. The Korean boy doesn’t want to speak Chinese. Both do not want to talk in Japanese. A boy from France is convinced that his language is better than English, and seems to have remained in the minority - two against him, a guy from the states and a girl from the UK. But the Scottish girl dislikes the English - the occupants of her country, and tries to teach the Japanese to her unimaginable speech.

And apart from these quarrels - Thema with his charisma and the absolute majority - Japanese children with their command spirit and a great desire to learn a foreign language. In general, lately the educator complains - the whole kindergarten began to communicate mostly in Russian. Our professional diplomats have achievements so far...

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112340
 20.04.2015
A Ukrainian and a Belarusian. The Ukrainian:
You do not have your cowboys. They take them from us.
Belarus is silent.
The Ukrainian:
You don’t have your own sweet. They take it from us.
Belarus is silent.
The Ukrainian:
You have no vineyard. You have him...
The Belarusian:
During the war there were no police officers. yours are imported.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112339
 20.04.2015
She brought the cake, cut it and feasted everyone. And who wasn't, just left on a personal shelf in a plate, a covered piece.

Imagine you are on vacation or out of the hospital, and you have a cake on the shelf. It is pleasant :)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112338
 20.04.2015
The theory of evolution is just a theory.
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You are an ignorant fool.
This, as you say, is only a theory, not only has long been confirmed by experiments and in practice (and you are lazy to learn), but has also been successfully commercialized in the form of working (!) and practical (!!) The engineers!!! and technology. A business thing is serious - does not like abstract things. Technology either produces results and profits, or it does not exist.
Anything that you think contradicts the theory of evolution, get it and show it. But take into account that arguments such as "mama clanus da" and "can not be so, because I think I want to do so" do not pass in science. Here we will have to withstand the cruelest cross-checking of scientists all over the world and bring such data that cannot be explained in the framework of the evolutionary approach. And then to anyone who can refute evolution by strict scientific criteria, the Nobel Prize is guaranteed, or not only.
What about alternative theories in school? and health. For example, that the world is not real and we all photograph Shiva. Or that we were painted by aliens from a multidimensional universe. Or that all living things were created by God. Or that we live in the Matrix and all of our memory is falsified. All these “alternative theories” have the same value and the same evidence base and place somewhere in “religious science.”

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112337
 20.04.2015
MapMaker: Will a perverted Japanese mind be able to create such a porn that it will be able to grasp and finally calm down?? to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112336
 20.04.2015
I went into the kitchen, passed by my father and suddenly cried out:
XHH: And we argue you can't break through the notes to re mi fa from la si?
He looked at me like a fool and said he wasn’t going to do such nonsense. I nodded, silently told him and went on. I drink tea, I hear – I try to rip, I can’t...
HH: And then annoyingly: think who should be able to do that at all!! to

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