Tips on the Internet on how to interest and conquer a girl is usually the same as a five-minute snack recipe, in which you need to take a fuagra, white truffles and a penile filet of a whale.

XXX: It would be nice if she swallowed my...
Yyy: conspire literally. The output flow of genetic data.
xxx: I have all the load of the central processor goes to the nuclei, in such a situation it is difficult to competently conspire)

You will not be full of sex, but you will also be a borsche, don’t you?? to
- "You hit" if you cook it for the first time!

U.S. military helicopter crashed near the border with North Korea

I had one question – how did he get there?"

Do you know what is happening in the world right now?

Make a tattoo - lambda in a circle) Bata didn't appreciate:
OK, you just did the NIFG wrong.
Meaning of Meaning?
The first is the reverse. The second is not a circle, but a triangle. I can’t see right away :(

I am going to the subway today. Next to me is a girl with a three-year-old boy, so cute. I listen to their conversation.
Do you see Grandpa? Do you see?
The Child: Net
Mom: It’s right, because he’s dead.
A few more hours left.

Now at the court, the plaintiff said to the judge: "The defendant betrayed me with whom I got before my wedding, when I was pregnant with his friend."

Paul, you are bored! The London Museum of Measures and Weights.
Thank you, I know it :)
Paul: Oh, and yes, the International Bureau of Measures and Weights is located in the suburbs of Paris.

In the new Lada "Kalin" on the seat belts already written with gold paint "From relatives and loved ones".

Sergey
Go to Poseidon?

Alexander is
Where to eat?

Sergey
Inside is

I decided to clean history in my Google Chrome (browser language - English)
Click Clear browsing data
I look through the pop-up window and read the following:

"Clear browsing data... from the beginning of the time"

His hand has never been raised.

How about an interview? has passed?
“Dima, it’s a cappuccino... Yesterday Lena asked me to sit with the little one for an hour while she goes to the hospital. And Matthew's two upper teeth came out... I fooled with him, and he grabbed my nose and bit me strongly, and his hand grabbed my cheek. The result - on the nose traces of teeth, on the cheek - traces of nails, and all this is a matter of blue-violet color. I smashed as much tonic, powder and went to interview. The final result – they took me as a copywriter!!Because of this, I can work under any conditions, even with a blue-violet face!
Congratulations my friend! ? You are in your repertoire! ?

This is the collapse of my genius (((
the only creation that I got enough is to name a document with the embryo of the diploma diplo.doc

Study of the Macloren theorem.
And the ultimate signs of Kosha and Dalambera!
They studied Macloren’s theorem.
Hey MacLaren!
(x2) is

McLaren studied the amounts of
The amounts diverged or came together.
Applications in the study of integrals
At the limit of zero!
(x2) is

Study of the Macloren theorem.
And the ultimate signs of Kosha and Dalambera!
They studied Macloren’s theorem.
Hey MacLaren!
(x2) is

Macloren, Macloren and Macloren
There are two different theorems.
Macloren, Macloren and Macloren
The amount applied to the limits!

Study of the Macloren theorem.
And the ultimate signs of Kosha and Dalambera!
They studied Macloren’s theorem.
Hey MacLaren!
(x7 )

I sit in a cafe with a girl, she chooses a dessert.
The waitress: Do you have something to say?
I: Yes, can you tell me, male coffee or middle-class?
Without delay: If with milk, then female.

Kav: I received a request from the directory to send data from the license stickers from the systems.

Kav: The chef remembered in time that the black comps were going with the stickers.

Kav: I can imagine what rumors will then spread around the station after we call the users and ask them if they have a black computer or not.

kav: "Admines are completely fucking or they do not know at all, the colors of the comps are already rewritten";

xxx: "Is it because I’m black?"

iMegaphone
What's New in Version 1.6.2

Fixed error in the word "Failed" in case of failure to connect to the server

I thought for a long time, looking at the packaging of condoms Electro - mint explosion.
Until I realized it was a gum.

I am not alone in this world!! I also thought it was condoms until I saw how our buch pulled it into my mouth. At that moment I had such a sting that when he looked at me, he put the gum to the side.

The new "Russian Post" I receive a letter.
Stamp of dispatch: Moscow, office Noxxx, 27.11.2012
Stamp of receipt: Moscow, Noyyy branch, 15.03.2013
How is?! to

RIA News today at 12:27 Distract yourself from the futile world and watch for
The funeral of the former prime minister
British Secretary of State Margaret Thatcher. Live broadcast from St. Paul’s Cathedral has already begun
First comment: What could be better than watching a funeral during a lunch break?