Remember, once described how to catch a rabbit on a red brick and fish with the help of cowards and suckers? But there is another way to catch a tiger on a faner.
Equipment: Fener sheet and hammer.
Technique of application:
1) on the leaf of the fanery we draw a goat (well or otherwise, interesting for the tiger - in terms of eating - an animal).
2) We carry a leaf of fender into the forest where the tiger lives, we hide behind the leaf, holding the hammer ready.
3) the tiger sees a goat, throws on it, swallows his nails in a faner.
4) with the help of a hammer we bend the tiger's nail from the rear side of the sheet. Now the tiger cannot escape, we kill it in an accessible way, we use it.
P.s Better than your shit! I got!! to

Any official who gives an interview on television has only one word written on the rose: fuck it!! to

The whole essence of Russia is stupid, but the executive is more reliable.
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Russia here is in the direction of the general human flow.
Any large corporation with a high degree of formalization of business processes will prefer a non-initiative executor - the process is already fixed, and the initiative only interferes.

Another thing is a small and medium-sized business, if it’s right, and not a laundry with a daddy’s bank.
There - yes, without initiative and non-standard moves can not survive.

sbaaskeadd97 at 04:54:48.3304 - Moscow is a shorter city of dwarfs: we love grandmothers, a lot of money, a lot of warts and chic underground palaces-metro. Peter is the elves: some kind of half-poker with an overwhelming self-esteem, subtle sensual nature and local patriotism. The rest of Russia is inhabited by orcs.

Small IT office, we are discussing ordering a calculator for Android with blackjack...
xxx: easy, I used to write a calculator
YYY: YYY, I too
Zzz: Everyone wrote the calculator
The designer did not write the calculator.
A hundred pounds he painted.

-In the evening more cautiously from the park fly out there police again "interception plan"
Are you catching the cocktail again?
Not picked up until receipt.

It is a tail. I do not believe in the woods. I believe in my leash. It was the sheath that killed and saved entire forests. And when somebody tells me, “Fear a woodcut with a tail in your hand,” I sincerely want to answer, “Fear my blade that is carried over you.”

What am I for? You and your rifle are just a tool in God’s hands and nothing more.

and...
Yes, fascists with concentration camps, and chikatiles with knives are just instruments in the hands of God, and nothing more. Of course, it can be answered that with another instrument in the other hand, God has punished the fascist tools and the chitill tools, but then there arises an even more interesting theological question: why does God engage in onanism?

All, came: instead of sadness I read the liver
WOW: the liver is delicious)))) omnomnom)))))
XHH: I agree, the liver is very delicious.
zzz: in the chat, where a bunch of doctors, such conversations about the liver are somewhat stressful))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Vladimir Vladimirovich, how can you retire?
What are you seeing happening in the United States?
– A...
What is the mess in Kiev?
But...
The next question.

YYU: In a distant galaxy on the Wolf Claw planet, meat trees grow, which in summer are irrigated with milk rains, and in winter are covered with cream snow. The inhabitants of the planet are actively using the internet - they post their catographs on the facebook, read the mushorg, and watch murphilms in the evenings. At night there are zoos.

No, guys, even a spoon in the usb and how all the same place in the touch panels ticked, was more fun to read than about bees and religion.

I will call first, even after a tough quarrel. I am a man. I am stronger. Collector of Bank

Thank you guys for everything you have written here. Now I know that in addition to the fact that 95% of the population are idiots, a significant part of them are warrior Christians/atheists, and about half are perverse.
And now I have a dilemma, can you consider a civilized society where one in three looks at your children with desire, and every second is willing to fill you with a mouth because your views about God and evolution are slightly different from his?
Now I may even respect gay people — they, against the backdrop of all this, no longer seem to me such a strong deviation.

Why do people who survived the restructuring do not receive compensation from the Gorbachev Fund?

by KONDEXIII

We celebrated a friend’s birthday in the city. He was given a radio-controlled helicopter. With a video camera.
He launched it, the helicopter crashed sharply into the sky and disappeared somewhere. Search the whole company. They walked around the village, listened, determined by the sound the area on which he fell. And even in the click of the fence was seen - lying in the grass upstairs with thorns and whistles. They knocked on the door, there was no one at home.
Here, to the noise of the neighboring house comes out an old lady - God's man. They explained her the situation. Oh and happiness! It turned out that she had the keys to the cottage, but she had to call the housewife. I got a cell phone and I called:
- Olga Nikolaevna, this is Maria Ivanovna, your neighbor in the country. This is the case. A helicopter crashed into your area. Your home is your purpose. The helicopter? No, it did not explode. and does not burn. Should I open the cockroach?

Vladimir Vladimirovich, how can you retire?
What are you seeing happening in the United States?
– A...
What is the mess in Kiev?
But...
The next question.

The commenters:
This
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here here :

YYU: For Miss Universe, 42 is not an age.
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is correct. This is the year of birth.
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This is the year of the contest.
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Subtle humor is not about you.

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I found it on the balcony in a shoe box a week ago and couldn’t believe my eyes. All in the dust, embroiled in the wires, he did not give signs of life. And I thought he was gone long ago, as cats leave before dying. But my brother was very faithful and calmly waited for his hour. I immediately released him and poured some food into a bowl. What was my surprise when he started blinking at me with one eye and then opened both and shrugged his tail, showing that despite years of waiting, he was still in shape. To my deepest regret, I never found where it could be useful to me. Hopefully there will be nice people who will take care of the animal. I give gift.

HHH
There is a chromium axis, and there is a chromium axis.

WOWU
What is different?

HHH
Chromium OS is the open source project, used primarily by developers, with code that is available for anyone to checkout, modify, and build.
Google Chrome OS is the Google product that OEMs ship on Chromebooks for general consumer use.

WOWU
The smart milk.

HHH
CHO?

WOWU
I could write in Russian.

HHH
chromium axis from ze open surs prodrug, yuzed primarily bay developers
visa code zet from eweyleable for enivan to čekut, modify, end building

WOWU
The ridiculous monster

No, well, I am not a knight, but why do I know that the knights do not put on the pick, but drop it, and the one who has translated this book does not.