Today I came to a genius conclusion:

No matter what sheriff you are, there will always be an Indian trouble who will take you!

Geneticists, instead of herniated suffering, would better make the caracea less bone-like

I go on the bus. A woman enters, with two boys, ages 3-4, a boy and a girl. The girl sits, the girl sitting next to her offers to move for the boy to sit next to her.
Don’t put it down, or they’ll fight again.
Boy: I will stand, I am the best standing player in the world!
God, let it be so for you and for the adults.

Do not give in to psychiatrists! Haloperidol does not cure, but actually destroys the communication channel with the Cosmos, closes the third eye and blocks the chakras.

How did you all go?
Thank you, don’t meet me with your friends anymore.
Is it so?? to
- At the question "What Jewish holiday begins on "X"?" she answered unsure: "Holocaust...?"

and ahaha. Aunt complains, saying that if she had a husband, he would have gotten out of the settings. I was able to answer that the MGTS company could not give her a husband, only a modem.

@Lopar: I am checking the course. So, my young friend, now we will look at the basics of cycle formation.
@stanis M is. Not as funny as "and for those who have read so far, I put a bottle of cognac", but also nothing.

Q: How are you with the money?
How the fucker cried
X: There is no such expression
There is no money (

The management of the Russian Post "... by the end of the year is planned to spend 25 million rubles. Improving and improving your image" "We want to talk about the feats of ordinary postal workers.
morkkis: the feat of the employee of the post of Russia: with a salary of 7 thousand rubles to see the iPhone4 in the mail and do not steal it.

The Titanic screens have begun to be displayed on torrents.
Guess the country

References to the set of tools:
xxx-Little screws are terrible, broke the edges on them after the first use, the screwdriver with exchange nodes in the hand lies like the feces of the momentum.
The only thing that pleases them is the bits and bits, the good aerodynamic shape allows them to fly about 20 meters, allowing them to produce targeted fire on the enemy.

Khabr, a 15-year-old hacker arrested for hacking 259 websites.

Maniac: Mommy, Mommy, I fucked (c)

Order of the Ministry of Health and Social Development on the limit of foreign workers in sports teams.

xxx: This is a typical example of unnecessary legislation. Moreover, the more useless the innovation, the more noise is foolish in the press and minds. Obviously, in no club will even think of anything to observe, and everywhere, they will hire fictitious workers for dead and dead to hire anyone.

Breivik also wanted to have fewer foreigners in Norway.

zzz: It seems to me that if Breivik had been introduced to the Russian Ministry of Health or the FMS, he would have shot himself earlier. Understanding that such heights in anti-social activity he will never reach.

From the movie Camel spiders.
XHH: For the New Year, I will wish the Americans that they have everything that they have dreamed of themselves.

I am studying in 5 course, writing a diploma on the subject of plasma waste recycling. We sit with the manager, we are dealing with the technological scheme of the installation, on which we have been working for several months. He explains the principle of its action in detail, drawings. Suddenly, he abruptly silences and unwaveringly gives out: "And in general, this installation makes no sense. It cannot work in principle. But only you and I will know about it..." o_o

08:11:07 You are welcomed by the Online Banking Assistant Room Credit. A free consultant is currently being sought. Please wait for the answer.
9:15:15 Your Highness: Who is here?
19:47 AM Funny service.
09:20:14 You can talk to yourself, a loved one.
09:21:48 What do you think we will be answered within an hour?
09:21:56 I think they will answer!
09:22:09 I'm not sure about that anymore. and :-(
09:22:21 Be optimistic about it!
09:22:26 WV: Where is it else?
09:22:39 WB: This means you have to be positive about things.
09:22:42 WV: How is it?
Hi, my name is Karina. I will gladly answer your question!
9:23:13 pm Good morning
09:24:07 The question is this! I want to repay the entire loan. I need to know the amount. Requirements for transferring money
09:26:46 W: Karinochka - are you okay there? Can I call 911? Tell me where...
09:28:48 Karina Thank you for waiting. For a more convenient communication, please specify how I can contact you.
09:28:57 Vw: Your Highness
09:29:17 Karina: Your Highness, very pleasant.
09:28:57 Even after... an hour of waiting...

Lack of happiness is a bad work of propaganda.

My friend's father, Max, in the 60s a grey-haired widowed professor and a healthy man, married his student, which is why Max himself was born. In the late 1980s, when he was already in second grade, the 15-year-old orphan Sasha, a distant descendant of his father from his first marriage, fell on Max's head. By that time, the professor had not been in the white light for a long time. But there was still a spacious professor's apartment, and in it Max with his mother. The orphan was housed.

What was the fun Sasha had to Max, I am even scared to realize now. Obviously there is a granddaughter. But to what extent? I remember only that Lev Petrovich married immediately after the civil with a girl with a daughter in his arms. In the photos of that time, he is very grown-up, heroic and serious at 18, and she is a cute 22-year-old. Lusting for communals, they never had joint children, but he raised an adopted daughter. It was written as his own, without any certification. From this adopted daughter came the now forgotten chain of generations, which ended in the cheerful puppy Sasha.

And, here's the clue - her mother or grandmother still looked like a serious girl with white sticks in pre-war photos. Sasha was born in 1973. Fuck what. Is she still a grandmother? It does not matter. In the third grade, Max was expelled from the university. It was a terrible spring call. At the family council decided that Max should adopt Sasha - in the presence of a minor child in the army then did not take, as apparently now. Aunt from ZAGS was slightly confused by the small age difference. But she still had to know what a fucking grandfather she was.

As a retaliation from the army, this initiative worked. But only for three years - until Sasha's adulthood. As life has shown, it is a very long time. Sasha managed to get pregnant in school and gave birth to a bride from whom. I swear that it’s not for him. But where it is appropriate to drive out a girl with a child on the street - began to grow up together. It was another spring call, and Sasha is already a grown-up. There were no formal grounds for Max's continued stay on his freedom. In desperation, Max tried to adopt a newborn baby. In the ZAGS, he was viewed as a disgusting pervert and the last idiot. He reminded me that he was her grandfather or grandfather. Max was broken. The lawyer was left to make a complaint petition to the military committee - to say, can not serve, because on his maintenance are three poor women, to which he is a son, father and grandfather.

It is said that in the military committee cabinet for a long time still hanged a photocopy of this petition, as an example of the most offensive blasphemy of all time.

The girls are sometimes so secretive: "The name: Catherine. Name is hidden. Date of Birth: Hidden Email: ivanova1985@mail.ru

"Post of Russia" will spend 25 million rubles
According to the head of the Directorate of Corporate Communications "Post of Russia" Svetlana Sergeeva:
“Thanks to this campaign, we expect to correct the distorted perception of the Post of Russia, which has developed in many of our citizens.

The EMS-delivery was three weeks instead of four days. This distorted perception is so distorted :)