A colleague calls a phone number, mistakes and does not wait for a response: "Allo, Igor Nikolaevich?"
From there, a sad old-fashioned woman’s voice said: “No... This is an old grandmother... And she put the phone on.”

What is the fundamental difference between GPS and GLONASS?
The number of satellites underwater.

It was a spectacle! I was called by a security guard to talk to some "workers". Two men are looking for the breakdown of a 6kV cable, which turns out to pass underground from the end of the office, carefully under the accessory leading to the basement. But how do they "seek"!!! They have a wooden rod about 1.6m long, they put it on the asphalt, and the other end lean to the ear and listen. I even wondered at first what shamans were. High voltage discharges are supplied to the cable from the substation and micro-explosions are obtained at the site of the rupture. Here are the sounds of these micro-explosions and listen to... the stick... the 21st century...

The men are definitely nice, uniquely, the accuracy of determining the breakout of 20-30 cm, but I still sit in the space...

Xxx: Current girls catch on the puddles cleaner than before boys on the puddle with lesbians
Yyy: Could they think it’s cute?
Xxx: ah, fuck in the ass - it's so mimic

AAA: When I was a child, aged six to seven, I learned the word, but I didn’t know it was maternal, so I walked around and called everyone foolish until I was told that it wasn’t good to do it. When I grew up, I realized I was doing the right thing.

...I follow the lighting and signs, I walk around the pit, I think ahead of the other participants of the movement, I predict pedestrian manoeuvres, and here in front of me, without a turntable, a black BMW unexpectedly crashes, and here I remember that on the roads, in addition to other shit and obstacles, there are still a lot of fools whose bread don't pin, let me measure with pips, crack and generally show who is the main cock.

Today is my birthday with an old friend (he’s a motorcyclist, that matters), this morning I write to him:
"Happy birthday to you! A long, smooth and happy life path) and a postcard with a bike and a road going into a beautiful distance I throw.

He is "Thank you! I don’t want a peaceful and peaceful life. Is it possible to turn and turn?"
I: "Okay, you want to do it))"

The evening
He: "Ironia of fate (instead of a festive cake received from fate a broken bowl in the toilet)..."
I: "he-he, asked for the stitches, get it;))"

Yes!! A woman in her dressing room!! The swimming pool. P. F St. Petersburg and St. Petersburg, ul. Thirty and Thirty Years!! She sits right in the middle - the place is chosen so that all the closets are in her sight!!! Accordingly, all around (between the cabinets and the grandmother) all the men mock with pipes, and the grandmother pretends not to look 8-) If objectively, the nihirate is not funny. I do not suffer from gerontophilia. I think most of the visitors to the pool too, but the cultural one, bleat, capital, bleat!!! The state, the university!! The second largest city in the world!!! The 21st century!! to

xxx: No-yes, a better use of Russian in a foreign game than in Splinter Cell: Conviction, I have not seen yet. Well, to the enemies who insult "Yobanni karas'!", we are still accustomed, but imagine. We steal with a comrade to the Russian embassy, the mission is tough, we restart again. And here, when we are almost in place, one of the enemies suffocates: "What's the matter, asshole? Did you get hurt or just get upset?" We had to pause and run out, otherwise the mission would have failed.

A strong wind. The work.
Why do we do nothing?
No internet, no problems on the line.
And the mail?
The pigeon, the fool, is swallowing!

My husband asks me about my ex-husband:
He was tall, probably he had a big penis.
Without thinking, I answered:
- No, not very much, about like yours... would be big, if I had betrayed him!

And here comes to me what I said.)

Afternoon: On the street in places became noticeable 18+

XXX is
My friend told me a story that made me very happy.
XXX is
He says one day, when it was tight with money, the girl wanted to bring him to the movie and drink beer at her own expense.
XXX is
In other words, the opposite of the usual.
XXX is
In general, they extinguished it, and he said to her: "Well... Once this is the case, now I have to give you!" =)))))
XXX is
And then I put it down and went crazy.

I can’t sit in the toilet and not read.
YYY: Remember the composition of the air refresher?
XX: In what language do you speak?

I am developing under Android. For testing installed on a stationary computer tablet emulator. A few minutes later, a warning was issued that the battery was low!! to
Android is so cool that it was able to plant the city's electric grid.

Lizi: My boyfriend told me why he doesn’t eat shale. His grandmother, as a child, told him when soup was good, “Shi, though pepper shells.” Since then, he has imagined that someone would spit his pepper there. I get this information :D

In the chat WoT:
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YYY: Refrigerated

Fu, what a ugly tea, don’t buy it anymore.
Is it because he’s black?? to

From a neurologist:
Today, my grandmother was brought to a consultation in a disabled chair. A rather moderate phantom pain syndrome after amputation of the leg. Then I began to read the outlet epicrisis from surgery and somewhat shuddered:
"Sick for about 3 months. I did not go to the doctor. When his leg turns black, he refuses to speak. Delivered "Speed" after self-amptation of the left foot".
began to ask. Despite the severe pain, the grandmother was sitting at home and not going to talk to anyone. My leg fell off in the morning. A day later, a friend came to visit, saw the grandmother separate foot separately and despite the screams of protest numbered 03.
It hurt, why did the doctor not call?? to
I didn’t love you from my youth! I was told by a rough one-legged woman.

Taaak, the talk about the slow spring appears to have ended. The next chip is on hand! meet you! Endless discussion and discussion of the subject. Turn off the hot water!