Educational and nostalgic:

About the branches. If I’m not mistaken, it’s from "The Dog on the Seed" by Lope de Vega. I read since I was a child, more than 10 years ago.
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About the Branches is the speech of the heroine Gundareva in the "Truffaldino of Bergamo".
The play, on which the wonderful film was filmed - The Servant of Two Lords.

Being a beast is cool, you don’t have to be stressed to have fun. You see the poster of the play "Sirano de Bergerak" and it's funny. Sirene and LOL.

One grandmother spoke Russian well and turned out to have lived in NY for 20 years and was asked
- Grandma, how you live and speak only Russian
My son is not going to America.

About the names.

As a child I suffered from my name Vasya, and I thought it would be better to be called Sasha or Andrew. Well, how I suffered... Well I didn’t like the name, that’s all. There was no explicit logic. Just a star-style name, as I thought. Or like a cat. Irritation was not irritated. The name of the rocker is also uncomfortable.

But now I see some shit full of names. That, fucking, Capitolina Denisovna, then Monica Petrovna, or even Sigismund Innocentyevich in general. A shame, not a name. Children will be grateful when they grow up. Want a rare name? Fuck, they are full of them! Just think about how you would be in a school with such a name, and then call your children so. What bad thing did your child do that you called her a Foolish Edikova?

I do not understand:

To introduce a law according to which the name of the child is chosen by the father (not the parents) at baptism. So all of these Snowmen-Isaur will not be, and people in the country will finally all be baptized (one figure Russia is a right-wing country).

Or a troll or a fool. Or maybe Dad? Go with your Orthodoxy. Russia is a constitutional state in which at least on paper the church is separated from the governing power. Orthodox sharia was lacking. What if unchristened children are thrown out?

I am the mistress of a married man. And married to me. When the household, children, mortgage arrives, we meet again with him anywhere and establish a passionate relationship for one night. Then we go home separately and at breakfast we pretend that nothing happened. You can also ask each other where you were and how plausible to lie in response.

What can you tell us about the utopia?

- Mor, becoming the general manager of the AutoVAZ, decided that he could make Lada a car... It is a utopia!

I remember my early childhood, during my enrollment in the junior groups of kindergarten. We went to visit my grandfather and grandmother. They lived far from us, so we rarely saw each other. Also with them lived my uncle (father's brother), years under forty, who all the period of his life, after serving in the missile troops, drank without drying, and did not work anywhere (as strange as it is). In conversations about him, his father always called him Alkas. Grandmother and grandfather called him Alkas and no other way. Every inhabitant of this picturesque village, referred to him only as "Alkas". Based on this observation, I sincerely thought that my uncle was called that, and I often thought about it, “Well! He was called Alkas when he was a child, and he was Alkas and grew up! Apparently there were signs of something to call him so specifically from childhood." Not reaching a few kilometers to my grandmother’s house, my father turns to me and says:

O: You are this, Alkasha, do not call it Alkasha.

It’s hard to describe in words the depth of my amazement, I didn’t even have options, as it might be called. Could I have been so wrong and he’s not Alkas?

I: Eeeeye... and how to call it?

The Uncle Vanya.

After such a cognitive dissonance, I remained silent all the way, staring at the front passenger seat.

No matter how cool and pathetic music sounds from the open windows of your car, passers will still consider you an idiot.

When I was a student, I often went to visit my grandfather in the village.

My grandfather was such a cheerful old man, a lover of joking and mocking everybody. Everyone is accustomed and has not been offended by his sharpness.

At breakfast, he asked me:

“Lord, who are you studying at all?”

I hear another joke/history I answer simply:

“Well, for the electric...”

“And how is it? Does it work?” (He is shaking up)

“Yes, I don’t think...”

My grandfather stopped without finishing:

“Figgy is all! This is our village master, this is the Electricist! Gold hands of nature. He made the whole village electric! Is this how they teach you to measure the tension on the wire?”

“Well, there are special indicator holes – “probe holes.”

“The youth will not learn anything. I always checked the tension with two fingers.

A grandmother enters the room.

“The grandmother! I’m talking to my grandson about electricity. I haven’t seen him for a long time, where has he disappeared?”

“So he died...”

“How did he die?” 0 - O

“The current killed him. Three years as buried.

Then they sat silently.

Grandfather has long been gone, and I every time I deal with electrical wiring take a prob and remember with a smile his and that miracle.

How people for months and years hanging and hanging a bucket on the ears of both partners - I can't imagine. It is living in constant stress. Do you lack adrenaline? No, I still don’t understand."

Don’t confuse tourism with immigration. and c)

Communicating with friends strengthens the heart, but plants the liver and kidneys.

There is a word in Finnish kalsarik.

“Ida Kazimirovna, you are an intelligent woman and you hit our senior scientist with a whip, what kind of self-defense is it?
It didn’t happen, you know, a veil in your hand.

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I understand what your trouble is, gentlemen: you’re too serious. Serious facial expression is not yet a sign of the mind. All the nonsense on earth is done with this expression of the face... Smile, gentlemen... Smile.

"The same Munchausen" is a Soviet art television film from 1979, filmed at the Mosfilm studio on the order of the Central Television of the USSR. The script of Gregory Gorin was created on distant motives (!!!) The works of Rudolf Erich Raspe.
Author: Gregory Gorin

In the first class of universe I did controls on the disc, in the third - on the disc, in the fifth - on the flash drive. And only the flash is not outdated yet - I use it for the tenth year, now for work.
I saw the perfocards and held them in my hands.

Serena, 35 years old

When I was in school, my grandmother – at the time a Russian language teacher – after every trip to another city forced me to write a miniature about the past excursion. I never thought it would be called blogging in 15 years.

Dear Lady Anna.

...I changed a little "the shape" of your photo.

With the help of Photoshop, I combined two of your photos and added my own. But considering different perspectives, you will immediately pay attention to the different slopes of houses and so on. I did not correct it, knowing that you have a master’s hand.

Please make the following changes.
1, take the car to the left, the yellow bus and wire to the sky.
Add clouds and winter color.
Add the roof to the red school on the right.
4, leave the green tree, which can be seen from the yard of the house 174. There is snow everywhere and it seems winter.
5, put the date April 18, 2016 This is my dad’s birthday.

If you are not bothered and you are working with sketches, then send me or my mom, before the final option.

Thank you very much and free creativity!

With respect, Julia

Listening to Odessa:
We have crushed our Crimea.
What has changed? Do you have your own business there? The Property? The Pension? The hotel? The Azure Coast? Can you go on vacation?
So, it would be better to get out of Kiev. Crimea would remain ours.

Help the future calvinist. Often the fishermen have to spend the night in the car, in connection with which the question: 1.Who is arranged? 2.The back of the front seats are folded together with the rear seat?
AHT: Much depends on the length of the members. But the presence of a car allows you to take a tent, bedroom and carpet with you without problems. Everything is more comfortable.
Alex: AHT, and what does the length of the member affect, so as not to touch a neighbor or a neighbor???and :)
AHT: I don’t know what the neighbor has there, but I meant the legs.