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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №46163
 19.04.2011
XXX: Curly curls, curly curls, curly curls are curled in the blades!
Why are they not in the hands of decent people?
Because the fools have money on the bigogues,
And with decent people, money is only on fools.
Remember to cut your hair on the weekend.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №46162
 19.04.2011
“We live in the happiest country in the world, and all the other countries envy us...” It’s because if you want to buy dollars, you have to sell them first. Only we are all dissatisfied with the increase in fuel prices, but a month later they are in a row to buy it at this price, because of a new increase... Only in our country decrees are cancelled before they have time to be announced on the news. It is in our country that you can get in jail for a walk on the square, and not get, for a pedestrian attack... We proudly call our country Belarus, and foreigners jealously ask “Where is it?”

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №46161
 19.04.2011
There are no lucky suicides. There are suicide losers.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №46160
 19.04.2011
History of the status of the new student:
"I want to eat"
"I want to sleep"
"I want to die"
"I want to sleep"

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №46159
 19.04.2011
We are very supportive of Mithri Tolich!
I hope to turn off the light after 22-00. and the law to take the stops tolerated the road to myself was only lighted with iPhones, and if someone goes with a Nokia there type 3310 stops the police pushed them this Nokia in the ass.
Signature: Equal Pocanchiki from Bhutan.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №46158
 19.04.2011
Ohhhhhh Which computers can be talked about with him, if he thought that the speed of the inette depends on the operating memory...

[ + 50 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46157
 19.04.2011
Auto set in the phone 'help' to write a sms... I wanted to write: 'Tomorrow we will go to the barbecue, I will cook meat and you will find a boiler and cups'
came out: 'tomorrow half on the shabbas, happiness bear meat, and you are our boiler and croissants'... I think to send it or not:)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №46156
 19.04.2011
xxx: I was asked here, what do you like modest insidious strawberries?
YYYY: Gorgeous loving goats?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №46155
 19.04.2011
I lie down and read a book. My drinker approaches, embraces me, and whispers to my ear: “You are the most beautiful of me... And it’s not because I drank.”

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46154
 19.04.2011
And you don’t think that Medvedev and Putin used a combination: “A good and a bad president.”

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №46153
 18.04.2011
"What happened in Japan cannot happen to us in principle," says Andrei Salnikov, chief engineer of the Rostov nuclear power plant. All security systems worked properly.

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46152
 18.04.2011
When the mobile company MTS came to Uzbekistan, the local population immediately deciphered the abbreviation as:"Me Tukhum Sotaman", which from Uzbek translates as - I sell eggs.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №46151
 18.04.2011
I get from wide pants.
A duplicate of valuable goods.
Fuck you! What I put in power,
After the collapse of the union.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №46150
 18.04.2011
I have seen Medvedev!! I live.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY The translation said ? ? ?
XXX: I looked at it and went into shit.
Such a feeling that this garlic was personal to me, given the fact that all the pavements were washed with shampoo.
YYY: We have such a party) and you joined it.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46149
 18.04.2011
Diz: Today in the bathroom in the shower saw a guy who was washing with a sponge to wash dishes O_O

[ + 53 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46148
 18.04.2011
xxx: In Norwegian, for example, it is probably called somewhat leverage. Arbrbrum is some...
yyy: Well, maybe they have cocks like that) And in Norway, argrbrumr is also a sound imitation of cocks)

I checked. In most peoples, the coconut speaks "coco", in Norwegian and Icelandic "gyeok".

And only in Latvian she cries "zeguse"!

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №46147
 18.04.2011
Talk about the actions of the intelligence services
KIR: Yes, as always, they first catch someone, then find out that they didn’t catch them. Dadaev, he has already been caught eight times, and shot, and blasted him - and he is running alive.
Draconis: Hole, he had to cut his head – he’s a bitter man.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №46146
 18.04.2011
She: You and I are different, for example, I like to watch melodramas, and you like to watch films about aliens.
Don’t call orcs aliens!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №46145
 18.04.2011
OJSC "RosNano" buy from the population of 32 nails and two hundred nails!and :)
by LuoMan

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №46144
 18.04.2011
A dinner for two:

He: Light, what shampoo are you going to be?
See also: Garnier
He: Okay, I will look for it.
He is fucking...

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