Why do you often say "No" to any of my proposals?
I don’t understand why you’re upset? You even perceive my firm "NO" as "YES", well, in the extreme case "NOT NOW" and you act accordingly.

[14:54:40] Valek: It’s an indescribable feeling when you take a buchov printer and turn it around
Valek: You are slowly shaking.
[14:55:03] Valek: and from there the fox scratches like a horn of abundance
Valek: 6 pieces
Valek: all sizes and colors

I check the composition of the student on a foreign language, the subject is free time. At the end he writes: “But most of all in my free time I like to play a computer game "Dota". I’ve been playing it for 7 years and it doesn’t bother me. Now it’s clear why he goes for a couple every 2 weeks.

xxx: like kissing me after mine, so please. And as minerals after me drink, so he wipes his throat.

I went home and thought unnoticed.
I slept for myself. Woke up from
The problem is that the monologue
Thoughts in the head turned into dialogue, and
The interlocutor severely interrupts me.

with Hubble about 2Gbps/sec
It’s like having the fastest car, but driving it only around the city, keeping the speed regime.
YYY: You have described about half the population of northern California now :)

XXX: Hi to you!
WOW: How is it?
XX: Take the dissertation into a mess. The girl in the printing room turned her papaka in her hands and said, “I don’t think she’s fat.”
XX: And you know... I fully realized the feelings of men with a small member...

The company's administrator has included a policy on the terminal server which obliges to change passwords every 42 days. Once again on the request to change the password I entered "fuck" in the ENG layout... Ann no, does not give, there was already such a password.

111: What do you want to do for Dr. Olla?
Chapter 22: The Tent
Chapter 11: The Shallow :)
111: to create a paradise in a separate place
222: This is
111: Will you send a reference?
222 to Heaven.
At least in the tent.
I will buy you an army for 50 people.
111: and the Bayonne
222: I would have for three :$
222 or four)
In a tent for three usually four can fit ;)
333 The swinger tent.
222: You know a lot about tourism.
111: What did you want?

by Inna :
Do you rob?

The Witches :
Yes, and what about you?

by Inna :
I too, but why?

The Witches :
This is all declared by those people who do not agree to give us consumer goods for free.

Sunny, are you hungry?
Moore is yes :)
A tampon in the refrigerator. It is delicious ;)
O O O O O O
I have a gap! There is a pot in the refrigerator! and ?

The Habr. Google account “What to do with your data if you die”
foq: "With every successful login in Google, there is still a living user"
Foq: A good phrase :)
Tagged with: gmail Thank you for being alive.

My wife and I will never argue.
Do you have a girlfriend?
No, but we are not fighting!

- Misha, and who wrote the Polonese of Oginsky?
I don’t know, I didn’t read.
8 to 0?? to

by Christina:
On television they told: the hamster died in a family from Europe, they buried it, buried it in the land, cried. At night, the hamster came out of the ground and came home for food!!! The family was in shock of horror. It turns out that the hamster just hugged and fell asleep!!! In the internet he was nicknamed a zombie hamster!

by Dmitry:
Yes, palpation of the sleeping artery in rodents is difficult, which in some cases leads to an incorrect diagnosis and a false finding of death.

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U.S. military helicopter crashed near the border with North Korea
Sergey N> encountered the harsh eyes of North Korean border guards.

Leon: By the way, an interesting observation – the British who rent an apartment with me, have already determined that the short but strong “blah” is when something small but not serious went wrong. But here’s the long and long "ebaaat" – it’s time to make your feet...

I am talking to a friend (P)
Q: Am I not bothering you?
I: in the sense?
Q: I mean, I am not distracted?
P: It’s crazy... Sms! I love auto correction.

A well-known fact: if you stay a vegetarian for four years in a row, a berry begins to grow from your ass.
yyy: You can just listen to the group Love for 2 years in a row, the effect will be the same)

xxx: bought a haircut machine to cut yourself, well, and how to save money. Well, it looks like it’s easy. I was barbered (