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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №96690
 14.04.2014
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You know, this beast. And in this bitterness you have fallen with your nonsensical requests. Patamuchta is a wicked man who does not go to such a snake as you. The father of your fish lived with taboos, and the other was not stable. Drink the jade, the animal.
Z is. I apologize if I painted with Hippocampus.
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The error is only one. How to Write "Out"

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №96689
 14.04.2014
XXX is fun.
Study well at night. It is good to walk and communicate during the day.
It remains only to find two more hours of the day, to sleep and to do all kinds of things.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №96688
 14.04.2014
Sitting like a dog in the north.
Here is you, grandmother, and yorkni at the door.
Well, and purely technical: a quiet cape...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96687
 14.04.2014
Dating site is just a storehouse of neologisms. My last purchase is to go. Is it something about what, or properties.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №96686
 14.04.2014
Returning from the kitchen with a cup of tea, he heard a TV advertisement on the edge of his ear: “You never know what awaits you behind the corner.” I thought I didn’t know it? Behind the corner there is a bucket. At the same time, I taste a little bit of it (

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №96685
 14.04.2014
I remember the question I asked received a truly frightening answer:
"Well, this is a literary question." ))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96684
 14.04.2014
The Mystery Site:

Add again, what do you have?

The answer is 206.

"Time-of-three" indicates the number " 1-0-3 ", i.e. by 103. If you add the same to it, then when you fold the column in the lower row, that is, the number 206 will be obtained.

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Added Commentary

The comments:

Alex, 2008-12-30

I thought the answer was shameless.

The Angel, 2009-03-14

I think the answer -abuse of hallucinogens

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №96683
 14.04.2014
We drove psychophysiology teachers to the corner at the lecture: you agree that when the lecturer begins to turn to the right, the audience begins to slowly make a noise: lick the pencil, whisper the paper, whisper. He goes to the left, silent. The end of the lecture is read from the left corner :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №96682
 14.04.2014
You are intolerant to disorders. These are alternative working people.and c)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №96681
 14.04.2014
Previously it was a site with IT’s humour, and now a collection of Russian language errors. Go back to the origins?

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96680
 14.04.2014
xxx: Can the phrase “I was in Morpheus’ arms” be considered a propaganda of non-traditional sexual relationships?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №96679
 14.04.2014
Maximum
I bought a new toy.
Gtx 660 :)
wicked
Fuck eah
Maximum
Combined with 8 nuclei on the process and 24 gigs of memory, this is a monster :)
wicked
What are you playing?
Maximum
Fuck the browsers :(

[ + 15 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96678
 14.04.2014
You love me, love my child too. We didn’t invent it, right? This is life, you know? The life. Why so much infancy in men? It feels like they’re all 16 years old.

You know, this beast. And in this bitterness you have fallen with your nonsensical requests. Patamuchta is a wicked man nipavedaza on such a snake as you. The father of your fish lived with taboos, and the other was not stable. Drink the jade, the animal.
Z is. I apologize if I painted with Hippocampus.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №96677
 14.04.2014
In western Ukraine developed a secret seismic weapon called "Who does not jump, that moscal". Crimea fell during the test.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №96676
 14.04.2014
About Ukraine.

XXX: The mechanism of which?

yyy: suitcase, train station, Russia

Zzz: along with the station :D

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №96675
 14.04.2014
From the publication in contact with the quote from the pictogram:
We learn to cook soup with fries, first remove the peel with peelings.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №96674
 14.04.2014
I would understand that I don’t need his money and appreciate it, but I could do so that the family didn’t need anything.

Who can give you that, naive? Mature all arranged for a long time, and far from your conditions. And (young and) free plans on you will not build: why do they need you - forgot to tell?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96673
 14.04.2014
Nevertheless, the old good dynamic speaker had one advantage that these small spiders do not have - the screws could be attached to his magnet, when disassembled, so as not to be lost.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96672
 14.04.2014
Lady Dracula: You just didn’t see me in a fierce fight. for the blanket, for the shell, for the sausage
[13:18] Eleanor: and thank God... although we still have to see
Lady Dracula: Why is this going to happen? Do not have
Eleanor: Will you fight for freedom?
Lady Dracula: Well what are you really?
Lady Dracula: Freedom is not a sausage. Why fight for her?
[13:20] Lady Dracula: Won Ukraine fought – neither freedom they have now, nor sausages


[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №96671
 14.04.2014
Love your neighbor! Because you love the far away - all the money on the road will go!

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