After a strange announcement in the newspaper, a student Lucy finds a mysterious job in a private closed club. At night, Lucy is locked in the Bedroom of the Sleeping Beauty, where she sleeps under the influence of a strong drug, while male clients do with her what they would like. Every day Lucy wants to find out more and more about what is happening to her during the hours she can’t remember.

What can not be washed while washing a bicycle?
YYY : the mantle.

I read somewhere that Omsk is deciphered as the Remote Reference Place of the Custodians.
Is it true or just a joke?
Written by loxankin
Loxankin: originally the city was called Volt-on-Ampersk, by the name of the now-dried Amperka river. In the future, for convenience, the city was renamed Omsk, according to all the rules of physics for the 6th class.
Written by acinonyx

On the 4PDA, discuss the most expensive phone in the world!

The device is made of 24-carat gold, instead of the Home button is used the most genuine black diamond and another 600 "ordinary" diamonds are located throughout the body, 53 of which make up the Apple logo.
A customer from China already owned the black diamond, so he did not have to pay the full cost of all the materials used and the iPhone 5 cost him quite cheap - only $ 15 million.

The top comment:

by Lou1x
My lips will shake such a phone... ask. If you know what I mean =D

Yesterday I bought a white yogurt. Composition: milk, water and strawberries.
They are strange counterfeiters.
ууу: In Belarus stealing your Mercedes leaves Lada for replacement )))

From the hub, discussing adding the ability to view YouTube as on a video magnetophone

neMAGnit: I remember when the parents were not at home, you get a cassette with porn from their head, and then you forget to wrap it in the beginning...

Biolante: It can only be worse if the cassette gets stuck.

Imater: It may be worse if you record porn on the cassette of the parents with their wedding. It happened too.

From the comments:
A woman is no longer a man.
already?:D

I: Observed cycles in fire extinguishing
There are 2 garbage in the yard. and 2 containers. I went out to smoke, I see, from one smoke figured, called 01, came in 7 minutes) while two "blowed down", throwing the snow inside, two others smoked in the side. The work is done, the fire is extinguished, the two who smoked dropped the cigarettes in the second container and all were fun) after 15 minutes called again)))

Advertising by Ford:

...the baggage compartment opened with a single leg movement, under the code name ''spoolpinka''...

Comments to a picture where a girl meets a guy, but is horribly angry at him when she learns that he already has a girlfriend.
XXX - Where it is seen that the grandmothers themselves can scatter.
Is there a girl on the internet? Where are you working? Is there a car? Usually I write that I am unemployed and I live with my parents :D And I don’t lie :(

Are you not worried about excess weight?
222: He is not in my possession, he is in my possession

With Lepra:
- 90% of fantasy and horror would end in the words: "... strictly following the instructions..."
Yes, and not fantasy.

Vad: I feel a complete idiot when I know that I have to make a huge report on the practice in the bank, prepare for all sorts of tests and goats, reading about the crab-like nebula and the constellation of the fox.

xxx: looking at modern music and its development, I see that in 200-300 years, a few of the remaining admirers of the beautiful in the evenings will wear a beautiful costume and go to the philharmonic to listen to the melodies from the Kagen while unstable spiritually enlightened.

You need to ventilate the room before going to bed.
WOW: I need it.
I have dreamed that fucking!
WOW: What is it?
The battle of Moses came to me!!!and I
I decided to introduce him to you and you to him.
You have already agreed that you
Write a preface to his book.
O O O O O O

Fear the fool who knows how to improve what works.

There are many teaching stories about how our naive people are bred in the field of trade. This “Lohovsky” divorce did not pass by me. It was about buying a car. Many, who have faced the purchase of a car, will confirm that sales managers often try to "blow up the untouchable" and steam the buyer a bunch of all sorts of "well very useful" things. So when I bought, the manager tried very polite, but too persistently to sell a set of winter tires. And you know, tyres in car salons (even on a two-wheeled bike) stand like on Hammer, so I neglected boldly and for a long time. But! To be more convincing, the young man says with a very bold voice: "Girl, you have a car on guarantee, so tyres (the tyres!!) You should only buy from the official dealer, in order to avoid technical problems of the car." I stand... I think... well, yes, I’m a girl, well, I’m not very familiar with cars... well, I’m a blonde... After thinking a little, having a mysterious appearance, I ask you to call “the elder at the car show.” Comes a solid look uncle, not hesitating for a second I ask a question (very polite, note): "Tell me, please, and you have in the car showroom works so unskilled staff, who do not understand the characteristics of the car or I am here just a fool?" And then both with red faces for 15 minutes listened to a lecture on the composition of tires, manufacturers, speed and weight parameters, etc. and etc. Well, how could the poor boy know that I’ve been working in a tire company for 6 years...

Scientific and popular edition "Learn Russian with Fursenko".
How is it right to say “here” or “here”?“”

And where are our officials specifically taught to make life in the country unbearable?

If successful people in our country gave lectures on economics to students, their topics would sound like this:
"How to successfully disperse the city budget", "How to effectively disperse the district budget and bypass taxes to transfer money to the offshore"...!
Well, in the final lecture from GDP - "How to spread the budget of a whole country while destroying all its competitors."