Marvin: As I go down the subway, I am increasingly convinced that if for some reason a zombie apocalypse happens suddenly, then in addition to the first wave mutants, about 70% of the survivors will initially be bitten on the first day because they have not noticed any difference in what is happening on the street.

Doing nonsense is not difficult. It is difficult then to prove that what is done is part of a far-reaching clever plan.

Born and raised in the village. From birth until 23 years old (then married and moved to the city or first to the city), there were many livelihoods in the village, including cats! I still remember Red, there is no such red cat named Barmalay! So this cat with a gorgeous red face loves to go with my father and me to Bath! He will jump on the roof and wait for it to be dampened (a little wreath) and then into the basin with water! It could several times... and!! By the way, Bartholomew did not drink milk at all!

The first Russian-Ukrainian war on the Internet. No killed, but many injured in the head.

Sufferers with one socket. Buy a net for clothes and put the socks in it before washing! The net costs a penny, cheaper than a bottle of beer!

(After the story in the news about activists painting holes on the roads)
They need to come to us, we have a road to Olkhovka, there you can put a beaten tank on the road and film about the war.

Piracy in Russia, from the forum.
I don't even know how to know, a pirate or a face, long ago knocked, I don't remember anymore

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WOW: Suddenly I realized that I was hotten them too often
Q: What happened this time? and :)
I, when in the new series of Game of Thrones, a human hand was placed on a metric flame, on the whole room. The rope will burn, and the inside will be raw.
Okay, this is a diagnosis ?

I forged the salt in a pack, accidentally cut the bag and a little salt poured out on the table. The wife observes this and deliberately gives:
- I watch you dissolve salt... and I soon have months... how I do not envy you...

A colleague told me. The first-class daughter comes home and says:
We have a day of astronauts on Friday.
and whom?
The cosmonauts!! to

and nervous:
A girl with a high self-esteem:

I will uncover the secret of the "born" literacy.
At school, I had a lot of trouble learning the rules of Russian.
The secret is simple - a bookcase at home, filled with adventure literature collected by mom and grandfather. And access to the children’s library, which was in the house, through my grandfather gave books to the house... I grew up as an idealist with pink glasses in front of my eyes, but I never in my life had any doubts about how to correctly write a word or another and where to put a bracelet.

You just lick yourself. It is well known that children who read a lot write more literally than those who read a little, but they do not have innate literacy. Congenital literacy is a talent that is extremely rare. Does the word "born" have any other meaning? And it is almost impossible to lose it, especially under the influence of some incomprehensible chapter there. There are also great doubts about your "learning" and "dictations".

High self-esteem has nothing to do with this, the girl is right. It is obvious that when you see the word "dog" a hundred times, your hand will not rise to write "sabaka". Just this phenomenon is conditionally called "inherited literacy". And literacy, by the way, innate in the real sense of the word to be and can not at all for understandable reasons, if, of course, not fall into mysticism. If there is something innate, it is, for example, visual memory.

The essence of the Inquisition:
1) is
Do you believe in the devil?
and no.
The devil exists. This is stated in the Scriptures. If you refuse to acknowledge the truth of Scripture, you are a heretic. Burn it up!

2) is
Do you believe in the devil?
and yes.
Your words blame you, O servant of the devil! For as it is said in the Scripture, faith is manifested in service. Burn him.

Now in the subway is sounding advertisement that there have been more cases of fires because of the fact that someone throws cigarettes from the upper floors and there is a request: "Do not store on the balcony flammable household items".
I wonder what shit it is. Maybe it’s worth saying Hey, Wicked, Stop Throwing Your Habarics From The Balcony

I will also put my five copies on "born" literacy.
Years up to 12 stretched to any printed word, read absolutely everything that comes to hand, even obviously adult books, which sometimes did not understand at all (not porn, but simply designed for the mature mind). The result - no problems with spelling at all, with punctuation - only in very difficult sentences. In school, I was constantly getting pills for ignorance of the rules, the teacher didn't care that I wrote everything right without a hint, while the pimples depend on difficult words, looking for the right rule. And in the universe the teacher called it "linguistic sense".)

To "Caesarevics-Caesarevics" and "Cherbers-Cherbers", since the site is humorous, a joke:
"Publishing office "Northwest", working day, everyone is sitting in the mouth. Suddenly a thunder, a door with a cock, some long ears in the coats break, turmoil, chairs fly, arrows... Then suddenly everything disappears, silence... The employees come out from under the tables and see a note attached to the wall with a knot. They turn, and there: "...and tell your translator that he is a goat! by Curtis Curtis"

It is true: in Soviet times, those children who read a lot, wrote more literally than the rest. Because the editors were not saved.
Why was it I - long sought for Shakespeare, more comedies and less tragedies, in good translations... my husband broke up, bought me a luxurious gift edition. I read three pages and I cried. Beautiful painting, beautiful illustrations... but fucking!!! Seven gross spelling mistakes instantly broke my eyes! The book now is brighter, more expensive to form and not to read the text entirely!!! The teacher of Russian language wrote to me somehow "President" and "Expanded"...in general, the correction is something and no one can do it...

Today I got a bag from the warehouse with which I went to work in the summer and had lunch in it. There are two containers since September lying, in one the salad remains, in the other the chicken bone.
Tag: washing up
Q: Do you know someone who is engaged in exorcism? I have released the demons.

This is in the run-up to:
"Listening at work
What do you know about old age? I am still decoding the PC abbreviation as a Fire Crane, not a Personal Computer!
It is not old age, but stupidity given for experience. Because the firefighter is HYDRANT.

Maybe the young man did not know but the hydrants were not called in the Union. And starting from the school and kindergarten, a person saw cabinets with firearms built into the walls on which was written -PK. The fire crane.

11th April 14
Strange, the new map of Ukraine has become smaller in size.

(Forum of Navigation Maps)

I tell you:

And can you tell in more detail what you have there in Moscow for the cult of the fool, or we here in Russia do not know?

It is just fools from all over Russia to Moscow and heavily poison the life of normal people here. Therefore, the percentage composition of fools in Moscow is higher than the average in Russia, and they become a force that cannot be ignored, because it is not aimed at zero.