Zzz: They are looking for some origins of the ancient Russian civilization, which is allegedly older than Egypt and is the mother of all other civilizations.
Oh yeah, the ancient frogs were flying all over the universe.
In the mountains of the serpents!
The men were three meters tall.
The dwarfs are rushing! The mountains crumbled! The rivers flowed through the mouths.
Their grandmothers had stones... Oh how!
Which other woman, besides the stone, will stop the hornet at the race?
Yes, there were people, but they were extinct. It seems to me that as the donkeys died, so the man crushed.
On the mammoths passed, the weak.

To this: x: Well, I listen to the Time Machine, Antonova.
Y: Yeah, you are a 40-year-old star.
z: I’m listening to Beethoven and Bach sometimes, I’m MacLaud!

You will have to explain to the interlocutor about the old Connor and Duncan...

Bees make honey, right? What do the hamsters do?

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I know one comrade whose wife raises both her children and the daughter of a mistress. And the latter earns the same as that companion and brings money to the house.
And those who don’t like something, they send choir, far and long.

My cat is a fetish, today stole cowards from a neighbor’s apartment from a dryer and brought them to my bed to play. Sometimes he pulls my socks, socks are his secret passion.
My cat pulled my sweat shirts out of my laundry basket
WOW: And I walked in them.
HGH is horror!! to
WOW: I thought so too.
Wow, but it looked funny.)
I don’t like to find other people’s pants and socks in my bed.
I would have had a man.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
He has it for you.)
My "man" walks naked and turns his tail
Q: Do you think it compensates that everything goes as it should?

Better to be a cat in Turkey than a dog in Korea.

XXX stand up
xxx: wanted to write "wake up", but when I tried to enter this word instead of a password in Skype - I realized that I was not awake yet

In Uzbekistan, the bridegroom was kidnapped before the wedding. In the Samarkand region, a young man kidnapped the future husband of his lover.

When I was a kid, a friend came to my mother. He listened to the conversation, then the passage: "I prepared the children to eat, and they liked it so much that they just got all the plates out. I didn’t even wash, so I put them.”

I haven’t eaten at her since then.

The girlfriend who learned about her wife a year later.
and how you a mistress, who learned after three years that there is no wife, just a man is so comfortable (the ZAGS is not pulled)

“Why shouldn’t you, two bastards, instead squeeze my enormous squeezing...
Come on, the fifth. The rabbit is not in the spirit today.

What is characteristic, a reasonable man called himself

History of Soviet times.
At a concert, a musician played a piano.
For this, the piano had to be put on the stage. This is usually done by trucks.
Once upon a time, a famous Soviet composer came to a concert.
I don’t remember who it was: Prokofiev, Soloviev-Seda, Shostakovich, or maybe Kabalevsky.
In general, he persuaded the loaders to replace one and bring the instrument to the stage.
The carrier is well - he rested instead of work. The composer is also good - he has fulfilled his dream.
He and everyone took the piano to the stage, and then sat down and played the melody. Not a Chizik-Pyžik, but a Bach cantata.
The spectators were just in the shower: a simple loader suddenly just sat down and played!
Especially if you consider that then the invited artist came out and played this piano in times worse.
The scandal was enormous!

At the annual straight line, Obama promised residents of Chicago to repair roads and give the salary for March to General Electric employees.

The question about the "stupid" lovers.
Their brother ATLICNO knows how to pull and turn. No, sooner or later, of course, they still catch and beat, but especially the hollow can last for years, yes.
I have a friend who has created a second family. In one city, ohh, not a traveler. I caught the cane, but it turned long.

XXX: What is the reason for the popularity of the Cable?
Our people love all kinds of shit.

xxx: Bank of the Post of Russia – money is never lost, because it is always on the way.

Not so terrible a wife who learned about a mistress, how terrible a mistress who after a year of close relationships suddenly learned that all this time was treated with a married man!

Madam, you took a whole YEAR to define "marriage"?!?!?!? to
I am quite curious about what exactly this Stirlitz said, how he explained his long absences, and what he burned himself on?
Is it not Romeo?

So how can you confuse “eat” and “eat” and “eat”?
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It’s still angry when they confuse "Write" and "Write". "What are you writing there?"

Listening to the dentist.

Patient leaving the doctor’s office:

Alcohol after removal of the tooth can not be smoked.! to

A very quiet voice:

and unwanted. You will want to buy, but you can’t.