- Half a day thought that it was a problem with the internet until I went to the LK and saw that the money was gone.
We pushed the gazelle once.

There were 2 SIMs whose phone numbers were recorded as "I". My wife broke her shell and gave her her.
The morning. The darkness. I sleep at work. The phone rings - the screen lights up "I call"
The first thought - Why do I call myself and spend money, because I can talk to myself without the phone and for free?
Second thought – What did I really want from myself so important?
All the way to work I thought about it.

The grandmother complains: "I can't forget one thing, as I forget the other. And then I forget what was more important for me to remember first".

Alexandr SFM: Today I am a winner in life
VictoR Buchkovski: Anu Anu
Alexandr SFM: Yesterday, I drank so well, today I barely woke up, almost late to work
Alexandr SFM: and it turns out I am a weekend today... but since a colleague got sick, I was told that it was a sbs that came in his place....
VictoR Buchkovski: (rofl)

Comments on the video: "The Kiss of Madonna by Rapper Drake"
AAA: Probably it was arranged, he didn’t protest at first... maybe she just had to knock in her lips, and instead tried to do a prostate massage through her throat.)
His face after a kiss! How he wiped his mouth. I don’t think he liked it...
SSS: It just smelled corvalol from her :)
It is formaldehyde 😉
Iii: or the pineapple (

The replacement of McDonald’s has been around for a long time. It is called the Soviet restaurant. We all know and understand that this is not the case.

We need to sit in another department and control our electronic key.
To control the electronic key. He has gone out of control, realized his essence and weakness, and now reads online lectures on philosophy for artificial intelligence: "Know Your Code", "How to Live with ECP", "The Problem of Fathers and Children in the Context of SSL Certificates", "The Digital Hell and Heaven. Or how do you get into Unix-like systems?" and "Binary system: yes or no, no or yes or no, no and yes or yes or no"?

The United States with indignation rejected Mikhalkov’s offer to live on the principle of ‘Bomby Home’.

You are a luzer!
There are special machines at the airport for printing landing tickets.

You are natural if you think they are in every airport in our country.

Various Artist: And suddenly in the future will invent the time machine and it will be that 70-80% of the people at the concerts of Cinema, Nirvana and Frank Tovey are us and people from the future?

The orbits of the planetary movement, the physical laws of the world, the birth of life from the amoeba to the human being, are not very similar to chaos.
Atheists can use their laws to explain how a secondometer works, for example, and they think they’ve learned everything.
— — —
Oh man, you are somewhere at the level of antiquity. In the Middle Ages, we are worried.

Dr. Sergey Schnurov from гр.
Leningrad... congratulations, jop... nah...
I wish for a... no.
... and etc.

here here :

Mendeleev was Russian.
YYY: Oh, and his name comes from the purely Hussic name Mendel...
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The grandfather of Dmitry Ivanovich Mendeleev by father Pavel Maximovich Sokolov in the 1760-1780s was a priest of the Temple of the Blessed Mother of God at a gathering of Pokrovsky-Tychomandritsky of the Vysnevolotsky county of the Tver province. The Sokolov family had 4 sons: Vasily, Timothy, Alexander and Ivan, and 3 daughters: Natalia, Tatiana, and Praskovia. When studying in the Tver Seminary, the sons received different surnames (at that time only nobles had inherited surnames): Vasily Pokrovsky (by the name of the parish), Alexander Tikhomandritsky (the name of the parish), Timothy Sokolov (father's surname), Ivan received the surname Mendeleev. It is most likely to suggest that Ivan Pavlovich received the surname of the nobles of Mendeleev, whose lands were located near the village of Tychomandrica. The tombs of members of this kind have been preserved to this day on the old estate in the village of Ostrovno (6 km from Tychomandrica). Someone, as an option, could be the baptismal father of Ivan Pavlovich. Modern historians have established that at that time several families of Mendeleevs lived in the vicinity of the Upper Volok. Most likely, they were the outcast Germans, whose surname was derived from the word “mandel” – “mandel” or baptized ethnic Jews. The General Herb of the Noble Families of the Russian Empire" writes that Mendeleev is a non-titled Russian noble family.

Kant thought, Dostoevsky thought, Jung, Schopenhauer. Work was written.
With two proposals all resolved.

It was:
"I was in the third class of LGU. I went into the case to Manuilov. He is taking exams. Primary students are sitting. On the board is the topic:
"Image of the excess man in Pushkin".
Primary students struggle. I am talking to Manuela. Suddenly he asks:
How long does it take to uncover this topic?
to me?
to you.
Three weeks. and what?
“Yes,” says Manuilov, “it’s interesting. Three weeks is enough. Three years would not be enough. And these fools will write it all in three hours."

A person with whom you share all the problems, successes and resources is a serious advantage.
A man like that, unfortunately, is very difficult to find.
CH: Not without that.
CH: But probably maybe.
I look at my classroom and I know that I will soon find such a person.
Tags: accurately
He will be my commander in the army.

xxx: How will ‘gender discrimination’ be described in one word?
YYY: Discrimination of gender? and :)

He runs to Uncle Vase, gives him his bag, jumps into the tractor and goes to turn the program into the tractor category!!!The pattern for all present.


You, the girlfriend, have not seen a woman in a disabled chair in the tires. And about the tractor - a girl, for example - a breeder-geneticist of crops.

With respect, Cant Sciences of Science (Spec. and feed production)

I was looking for half an hour at the sovka thermopasta! ><
XX: I think it should be distributed in such places at the entrance. You hear it, boy? Is there a thermometer?!" "No..." "Hold on, boy, thermopast!and "

I had a great conversation with the boss today. We rewrite in the chat, coordinate the text of the additions to the TZ. We discussed what we were changing, he wrote his version, I was my own, with the thought that we would then unite. The boss writes the first, as a result of which colleagues hear loudly the following cheerful comment:
I am faster! But you probably have longer!
... and silence.

The comment "and seemed to be - adults!" appeared in the role of an aspiring ^^

I thought about these topics for a long time.
If a glass of seeds is dissolved, they will be arranged chaotically.
The orbits of the planetary movement, the physical laws of the world, the birth of life from the amoeba to the human being, are not very similar to chaos.
Atheists can use their laws to explain how a secondometer works, for example, and they think they’ve learned everything.
At the same time, the possible presence of the watchmaker, which designed the secondometer, as if in any formulas is not necessarily at all.

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Go crazy in the ass.
He thought a lot.
Who are you fucking like that?
Kant thought, Dostoevsky thought, Jung, Schopenhauer. Work was written.
With two proposals all resolved.

Forget the apples with apples!