Nathan: How is it? found a job?
Henri: I didn't find a job, but I fucked two girls-HR.

In the forum, it is discussed that the luggage compartment is difficult to close without putting your hands out.
There is a special pen inside the luggage and if you catch it then you can close the luggage in a sharp movement by inertia in time to release it, well as Sabziro did.
Put your legs a little apart and hold your hand to the ground.

to this:
I work in the Moscow district. The residents are calling. With the hysteria of wreaths: why did we paint the fence and vases in yellow-blue colors! They demand urgent repainting, otherwise they will complain to Mary that we support Ukraine.

They call right! The fence must be yellow-green, this is what I declare to you as an employee of the neighboring administration)))

Cancelled weekly meeting:

zzz (10:42:39 10/04/2014)
"I am the boss, I don't want to consult, I want a mimic"

to this:

Discussion of the topic that in the wow store stopped selling figures and toys.
Buy a designer.
I am an adult woman.
I want a plug-in wiring, why do I need a designer?! to
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I found it and bought it.
Dreams are fulfilled. and Warcraft!

XX: I always felt everything in advance. My ass is a very sensitive device.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY If you throw it into the water, it will turn north.

From the Kiev:

The wise man learns from other people’s mistakes. Idiots on their own. What is the name of a person who doesn’t learn from mistakes at all and continues to do the same thing?
YYY: The Tester

Children are like games now. levels: feed, play, develop and - the last, with the boss - sleep. One wrong move – and you start from the beginning. This is not your PC, where every step can be saved

Quote from задолbaek:

But, believe me, not everyone who takes a guitar in their hands wants to then collect the stadiums or at least plunge the contents of the subway wagons to their feet.

I ride the metro regularly. No one has ever dropped me!

When Nikita Khrushchev, giving Crimea to Ukraine, planted corn, he knew that the descendants would need strategic stocks of popcorn.

Dictionary of non-Russian language:

warning

I use it instead of matte. and :)

@Chucky_Fiberg

Few people know, but Lenin’s brain is stored separately so that Lenin doesn’t become a zombie. And that after the zombie apocalypse there will be no zombie communism.

You see, like many educators of the USSR, you do not understand that life is not only illumination, but also a lot of other things, one of the most valuable resources in it - time, and one of the most important skills - to correctly prioritize.
You can give a lot of arguments on the topic of "in the tomb we have seen such self-discipline", but I’d rather write about something else. I, like many of my colleagues, have been working from the third class. We work as programmers, we attract foreign capital to the post-Soviet space, we pay more taxes (I would know where they go, because it is possible to provide a human standard of living for my mother and grandmother only at the expense of my income). Botanics that went to all the couples, among us, for some reason, a tiny number. People raised by the union are also few.
Of course, the overall erudition is important. But there are a lot of things that I think are a bit more important. For example, the ability not to despise people with other values. And to call diletants people who do their job well, but at the same time missed pairs of not very competent teachers - in my picture of the world is just a low level of culture, from which, apparently, the notorious general erudition does not save.

I want a gun.
ZZZ is powdered?
XXX is yes!
zzz: go to a psychiatrist, register in hunters and buy
XXX and shoot them all!! to
XXX is OK!
ZZZ: The psychiatrist did not go through.

To this day, this injustice, like Clause’s ashes, is knocking into my heart. The sixth class. The dictator. I wrote without mistake, I’m waiting for a fifth. I get "4" I look at the notebook. The teacher corrected the word "breakfast" to "breakfast". I’m in an easy mood, I approach after class: so and so, why?
Instead of saying – I was wrong, I was evil, I’m sorry – she gives out:
- Well, Snow White, it is usually written "tomorrow", and in the parental period "tomorrow"...

Dear parents of students! Do not compare yourself to them! Per the theme of drawing the "done after the nuclear explosion" is the only opportunity to interest the guys! Now, because of the computer, schoolchildren are very poor with fine motor skills, many in 10 years can not cut a picture from paper to contour. Respect for your painting teacher!! to

<Puziaka> decided to put a couple of additional coolers
<Puziaka> well and clean the radiator on the process. I did everything, replaced the thermopast, applied a new one, and I look crazy, and the cooler has 3 of the four chopsticks on the fist.
<Puziaka> the cooler, by the way, did not fit in size, had to hide by false means
<@katzbalger> Why do I remember that pick with self-cutting?
<Puziaka> because I hanged on them
<@katzbalger> Directly into the womb?
<Puziaka> scratched holes under size
<Kavabingo> is it?
<Puziaka> with a knife
Kavabingo> Don’t be surprised that I’m only talking to you
<Kavabingo> Everything Just Without Consciousness from Facebook Spams

With Dirty. Discussion of the meeting of Schwarzenegger and culturist Yuri Vlasov
gennnadiy: Soviet duck of the intellectual-Bard species. Much better than Schwarzenegger.
Sidecar: It should have been removed in the Terminator! "I need your guitar, your sweater and your ride."

Coffee in bed? Erunda, my husband will bring me food and a book and a cat, if necessary. I have my feet every day. Because he has both broken in different places and he himself can’t wash them... And I don’t see any humiliation for myself in this.

here here :
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This is:

I say that there is no thing that a man can do but a woman cannot do.
Eggs are roasted:
I looked into the refrigerator, scratched.
Tagged: fucking

They isolated their DNA from the y-chromosome.
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It is easy! You take the X chromosome and cut off everything.