xxx: We are also playing in the "Mafia".
Zzzz: Great, I also played. You are in which?
XXX is ordinary.
ZZZ: Which of the usual?
XXX: In the simple version.
ZZZ: Which of the two?

>>> Paradoxes of modern education: the author knows how to write the word "polyethylene", but does not know how to write the word "subtitles".

So in the absence of books what is a model for learning the mother tongue? The store values.

It is "only going through"

And another physician of Soviet education said: "If medicines were to be treated - there would be no sick."

I am afraid that the people of medieval Europe would not agree. Are you serious about this shit now?? to

What do you know about procrastination?
Today, sitting on the Internet, I listened to the well-tempered piano of Bach Ivan Sebastianich, only to not go cook soup.
Then I cooked, don’t worry.

Visitors to the musicians
Playing heavy rock
Hands touching tools.
and raised alcoholism.

I loved eating only my grandmother.

Because if you give the child the freedom - he will only eat candy, chips, corn sticks and other useless shit. The child must grow and develop. And for this, the body requires the supply of useful and nutrient substances. You also need to eat soup and vegetables. Maybe I don’t want, but I have to.

And my mom allowed me to eat a fresh-cooked (aga, specifically for me) peanut soup instead of a weekly borsch cooked by my grandmother. At 5 p.m. I realized:
1) The taste is fresh.
My grandmother can’t cook.
I now like fries, and chicken soup, and other "unfavourable" dishes. Here we are, ladies and gentlemen! Because all this was already written here a few weeks ago. And about the despotic, and about what they do not know how to cook, and about the fact that the tastes of everyone are different. But you’re updating the page and forgetting everything, my fish.

When I was two years old, I tried Coca-Cola. by DAL. He spit out and said he didn’t want it anymore. Nearly 10 years have passed and I still do not want to. Can I try vodka?

Here I, as a woman, was always interested, and as a man should sound the analogue of the phrase "go out for me marry". For a woman, it means that a man wants to be with that woman all his time, it’s like acknowledging her need for him. If women could express it in words, what would a man want to hear?

RTS Index on the Moscow Stock Exchange
Not a gasoline station, you say? The first three companies, weighing 40% of the index: Gazprom, Lukoil, Sberbank. Gas, oil and revenue calculation. :D :D :D

There is rain on the street 3D - it flows from above, side by side and from below

The week was tough. I go home and decide to sleep a little. I dream a dream...

Here you need a lyrical retreat - I have been afraid of heights since childhood, even the usual consistently high staircase without platforms causes me to feel like a sea disease, but, again, a habit from childhood, I try to overcome my fear and not even show the sight to anyone.

Remember, on the playgrounds in the courtyards there were high slopes, or two, connected on top by a bow with slopes, or three or four connected together by one of the vertical axes? And now, in a dream of work, I and a group of comrades need to climb these stairs during the working day with compulsory climbing to descend to the other side. And I diligently, despite my eternal fear, crawl and crawl down these stairs all my sleep.
I wake up and my hands hurt. The stairs were in a dream, but to get caught up in them to death, and to strain all my strength in order to stay up and not fall, I seemed to have to realize.

What is space? Tell me, well –
It was on the rights of advertising.
Space Day has passed.
The temples can be rebuilt.

I work in a car service. Once upon a time, Yoko came to me, my longtime companion. I am upset, confused, almost crying. The love of his whole life spoiled him Lexus, accusing him of betrayal. Can I polish? He looks at me with hope.

I don’t know, let’s go see. I called the polishing master.

On the entire cap of the chic black 470-ki, the nails, pressed in a woman's hand, scratched: "Jura, you are shit!". I smile. The Master arrived. Stretching the hand to the unhappy, it seems.

by Andrei. Look at the cover, I think you think, Jura?

I fell to the ground of laughter, and this story became a hit of our car service for a long time.

She: Where are you working?

I: I work with animals.

She: Oh, it is so cute!



Valera, 45 years old, a butcher.

Which kind of. Is he sleeping there? and :-)
Stir to insensitivity.

These are the wet dreams of the same virgin (until now). It was so obvious that nobody even answered :)
And the first of such monotony will find a girl ;)

XXX: YYY, and where is the report?
YYY: There was no word in it (
XXX: I did not ask where he was not) I asked where he was.

Xxx: there was a free time before going to the Emergency Service, scheduled for 19.00, arrived earlier. Nearby were houses high, went to the open balconies beautiful views to see, got up, the elevator is not working. I look up, I go down, I meet inhabitants on the road, they ask me - "Do I live here? What did he do?" I said that I saw the panorama from the last floor. I go down further, I hear them say "Here, people have no money to go anywhere, they walk, they look - although they compensate" lol

Such idiots are:

This is called dispersing.
She still loved you and did not torment you with mathematics, physics and other complex subjects.
The concepts of self-discipline and willpower - you probably do not understand
And you’ve probably grown up either as a mercenary, or as a humanitarian, or as an artist.

Go now naked. My parents explained to me the importance of action. But no one ever doubted that I had my own tastes. This means: I need a higher education, but according to my preferences, I need to be treated, but with tea or milk (which immediately by the willful action of the stomach was sent to the toilet) as I want, my mom can buy only one cocktail, but which I choose. If I stood up, the punishment was a lack of work, health, or decent clothes, but it was a LECTION for me. In the end, I had to correct my mistakes myself. This is called respect for other people’s tastes and preferences. And I was fucking old, not as you wrote.

You have a mortgage because you took it at the European bank at European rates and so it comes from the Greek hupotithenai – which meant a pledge table on the ground (support from the bottom if literally). And I took it in the Russian bank under Russian interest rates and with Russian hamsters and in Russia it is Ipateka, from the word Ipat in all its meanings.

The School. The counsel.
So, in a week we have "The Last Call".
- You that Vera Illinichna, this is a bad sign, you need to say "Extreme", or we will not let the next bulldozers out of school!

here here :
That is, the car is designed for 15 accidents, but has not passed the test. I should have endured at least 16.
Hi the car! You have the best seats in the world!

There is, as they say, a second problem, besides roads. The seats survived 15 tests. How can you imagine 15 tests in a row? Obviously, there were 15 independent tests that simulated strikes in traffic accidents from different directions. And here, with some one test (for example, a hit from the back left passenger), the seats do not behave as planned. and your cap.