We are the cassiers, people undercover, what broke, the price and we say, the man stood at the box office, that the price is different, I call the manager, he took off, the administrator, she is driving, the senior in the hall is also not, the seller from the department comes.
Mickey, what to do? Where is everything?
Misha is not ashamed.
The cat has dropped the cats, let them fuck as they want!
gets the difference of 5 rubles from the feed gives to the man and leaves, the man is clearly disposed to cheat, paid for the check and dissatisfied left, even 5p did not take

Wizz: I was asked by the security guard at the entrance "young man, are you an asset?"
wizz: one of the offices in the building is called "Active"

The original Star Trek series of the 1960s.

Anonymous: I started to watch. What underwater stones?

There is a possibility that you will start to fear wearing red shirts.

In "Carousel": Mom (M) chooses tea, child (r) hangs on a cart, boy 5 years old.

M: Stay there, why do you follow me?
R: Because you are my mom. I will be lost without you.

And I thought, it only happens in sitcoms and advertising. It disturbed.

2poy: We on the main city resource in the early 2000s in general moderns on the arrow were going with users if any conflict on the forum, now if you boil there old forumchis ugat, typically can shoot on the old

to this:
Elena Malysheva broke the printer.
- Someone printed her photo with the inscription "This is the norm!" and the printer chewed it, it no longer works)

And that is normal.)

and AAA:
Many years ago, the Russian language teacher of one of my sons barely broke the lesson, carelessly offering nine-grade students to choose the word to weaken. and :-]

I always wanted to know what would happen if I glued the doors of a subway car.
For example, stand on the cantemirovskaya and while the doors are open quickly carry out instantaneous glue from top to bottom. Why in Canterbury? because then there will be Kashirskaya, on which doors are opened on the other side and a long run to the Kolomenskaya, so that the glue has time to catch up.

XXX: I finally took my rights. (After 6 months of the exam)
Yyy: You are fast ))
On Wednesday, we will be racing 700 km on the track.
xxx: terrible puppy
There are no lights and no pedestrians. :)

"The Destroyer of Legends"

The climb up is much faster if you occasionally get your foot on the air supply tube.

Confirmed!

This historian:
The fascists of the future will call themselves anti-fascists.
by W. Churchill.

This is what Hughes Long said about America: “When fascism comes to America, it will be called anti-fascism.”

Diana: Okay, I'm used to being asked for a passport when selling cigarettes and alcohol - I look like a teenager... but today I was asked for a passport in the bookstore!
Grow up a beard. Barbed men are not asked for passports.
Barbed ladies can be stolen in the circus.

amazonka: as soon as he left, as his cell phone ringed, his wife called, I took the phone and on her question about her husband, not thinking for a long time, with a drunk voice: A Valera in the shower.
It is said that he had a terrible scandal at home.



Drunk, I found something to praise.

My girlfriend was pleased. It comes, and proudly:
Look what I found. Excellent trousers! And the Italians, by the way. Not the Chinese Foucault.
Look at fashion in Italy.

and mode!! to

The Chinese are illiterate. It happens.

[1:21:50] Xenya: Yes. I went to sleep. I wondered for a moment what the name of this bike shop was.

- Well you look, I't trust her 100%, I know her, she's like no other than my wife))

shutdown -f -s
shutdown -a
shutdown -f -s -t 0

How impatient I am.

The DPRK also noted that it is not afraid of new U.S. sanctions and is ready for a "full-scale nuclear war".

Now humanity is deprived of mobile phones, the internet and television — and the fuck will come before you remember the name of the capital of Madagascar.

YYY: You made me google.

In the morning there was no internet at home, wrote a SMS to his wife to find out whether to call tech support or not:
Is the Internet at home?
Wife: If he is not there, will you not come home?