Everyone knows that in the territory of the former USSR, the men have an eternal common theme - the army. No matter how many years a man has - the number of stories and topics about "service", about the steepness of the army and the character of the fathers-commanders, does not decrease, but only increases with the years. At the same time, everyone is inclined to exaggerate, attribute, hyperbolize to the absurd "bey experience" and "movement" of their service. And it doesn’t matter what served with the spade – the Dembel album will be decorated with a photo of a warrior hanging with a weapon, who alone prevented at least 10 world wars, not counting the secret operations during the next vacation.
Now to history. So it turned out that my mother married five years ago for the second time and we moved to live "with him". Good was where. Compared to our city, it is still more vibrant and warmer. Relationship with the father seemed normal. And after graduating from school and entering the university in the neighboring city, I can say and do not get confused under my feet at Mommy's happiness. But I noticed a strange feature behind him - when men who do not come from the nearby circle gather at the table and engage in traditional conversations about serving in the army, the eye becomes modest. Speaks served in the building, ordinary, and especially about the service to tell and nothing... About the service is and speaks. But only when the “next circle” comes together. And all there is not below the rank of Colonel, it turns out. Some still serve. There are no photos in his “family” album. Only two were found in a separate albummaker, and there he was without signs of distinction with one of the nearby circle against the background of brown-yellow mountains in camouflage clearly not built-batovsky - the desert is something with camouflage. And in the breaks of the conversations, they were clearly not engaged in construction there, because among their jokes they whispered the mention that the father of the "night", "the sun did not see and the white returned from a trip" and "that it is not for you to climb at night after night." And despite the jokes, his comrades are extremely polite and respectful to him.
In the summer I went to handcuffs. The coach was familiar with the father and they sometimes train together in an empty hall. And in appearance, the father is a tuffy, relaxed retiree.
And like a man, he’s right, but he doesn’t seem as simple as he wants to seem.
The soul does not drink in it. And a little...

Few of the accountants know that if in the expenditure order to wrap the grass and smoke - it turns into a revenue order.

From the cosplay discussion.



xxx: Lucky her guy, he may have sex with Wonder Woman, Lara Croft, Elsa, Arwen, Legolas, Jack Sparrow...

Yyy: The last two are clearly superfluous for 99% of guys

Zzz: You just didn’t have Legolas normal.

Yesterday, I explained to employees the impact that high charging costs can have on seemingly profitable commercial activities.



Take history as an example. In 7th grade I distributed leaflets at the subway and earned 50 rubles a day. On the road I spent 17 rubles there and back. Also at lunch I bought bread and kefir or juice rubles for 20-25.



But the point is that I spent my mom’s money and earned my own.

My friend told me a story yesterday. I would like to share with you :) Continue with his words.



Once in my childhood, my father approached me and told me how to call aliens. But they were not evil aliens, but good and smart. They were looking for people who wanted to meet them. As a gift for the meeting, they gave something very valuable, showing the cosmos, their planet and life on it. In order for people to contact them, they left text on earth many centuries ago. And if you say this three times a day for three months, they will fly. At that time, we watched the Secret Materials with the whole family at night and I was very impressed by the knowledge. For three months I repeated the sacred text of abru-khadabra many times every day. Every day, after the text was pronounced, I marked a note on the calendar with the image of Mulder and Scalley. And three months later, when no one arrived, the father said that it was necessary to repeat exactly three times, not five or ten. Well, or maybe they were flying, but decided not to contact me. Who knows these aliens? Then he praised me, held my hand and said that Mulder himself would be jealous of my stubbornness. My disappointment had no limits, but I was proud of myself to have done it, even if it didn’t work out.



Years later I learned that as a child I had trouble with attention and discipline. The mother complained to her father and he promised her to fix the situation in three months.



For me, it was the first long-term project I brought to an end.



Thank you Dad. I am 34 years old, and I still remember these words letter to letter: Dibi Dibebe Kazajž ao kaia divaka aia iya kalak in lajak I mom muzal veslvnal.

A smart woman, to want her all the time, always a little - does not give.

Snowden’s first rule is: “If you want to fight for freedom and democracy, hide yourself in a totalitarian Russia.”

I took my son from kindergarten. He comes upset. I asked what happened. He said he was annoyed. My son’s name is Gleb. I wondered what could be invented. The son says irritates Gleb-bread. While he was going explained to him that it was not offensive at all, at the same time decided to teach him how to resist. Asked the names of those who irritate to come up with rhythms to names. The son named two names that brought me into a stupor, nothing decent came to mind: Anton and Stas.

In the morning I went out for a run, ran away, charged with vigor for the whole day.

I decided to go to the cinema. The body requires movement, the head requires spectacle. I go to the stop, what a beauty! The sun shines, the birds sing, and I too, but silently. A 50-year-old man asks for a fire. I don’t smoke, but I have a fireplace. He smokes so with pleasure and says, “Well, finally, if someone smokes, then you are three non-smokers.” I told him, I don’t bother with smoke myself, and he replied, “Healthy people die longer and more painfully. This is what I say to you as a doctor.” He walked away, trying a cigarette. I went, thinking...

Where is the Bermuda Triangle? In childhood, it was only heard that there was someone missing, and then appeared, but already all gray and old, or, on the contrary, young, and not old in thirty years of absence. Our boat was pursued by two Spanish gallons of the seventeenth century, and then once - and collapsed, as there were no ones! And only the smoke is pink over the waves and not good so on the soul of the whole team became," writes the artist and blogger on his page in Facebook.



Ships were lost, planes were crashing, scientists of all kinds built bold hypotheses, clairvoyants and witches were angry, the media claimed to hear secret messages coming from there – and suddenly there was complete silence. and total. Now ask a modern student what the Bermuda Triangle is, he will not answer. Why is it all over? What happened?



Where are the aliens? Remember, the word was UFO! They were constantly flying, painting in the fields, kidnapping and anal surveys of forty-year-old virgins, stealing cows, carrying accountants to Aldebaran, and there they were given the ability to treat their hands and speak baby cream, than when they returned to their homeland, and earned for bread urgent. It was alive!



And now where is it all? Where are the crazy contactors, where the dim photos of glowing balls in the night sky in every news release? Where are these, soothing stories - it was an ordinary, ordinary evening, I ate slices with potatoes, drank three cups of tea with milk and was about to go to bed, as all good people do after such exercises, but suddenly noticed a strange light outside the bedroom window and heard a voice calling me: "Natalia Veniaminovna, come, we are your brothers by reason and chosen. We invite you on board the ship!



Where did all this go?



There was still a bubble — I remember that word furious. Naturally, in the newspaper they wrote that, so and so - knocks, dwarf, and banks with a lot of places change! He walks in the kitchen at night and knocks.



Yeti was constantly running through the woods. He left traces! Tourists are scared. He wore overnight and rubbed his hairy back on centuries-old cedars, leaving on them a piece of inhuman wool. The huge plaster blind of the trace was personally shown by Yuri Senkevich from the screen. Many, by the way, believed it.



Now that you read the news, it is a shame. No triangles, no aliens, no snowman, no Lohnessky, his mother, monsters. Some sanctions, new initiatives of deputies, some singer, three photos of cats and the prices of housing services will again increase slightly, but this is nothing, we only benefit. All of. No romance, no shattering soul of mystery. Thou thou!



by Jacob Kogan

Anderson's fairy tale: The king is dressed and the people are naked.

Lifecycle for Men!
Is advertising online annoying? I also have a problem!
Make a couple of search queries on the topic of women's underwear.
And then the advertisement will start to delight you ;)

“Putin said the Internet should remain free.”
The creator said that the retirement age should not be raised.

I just learned from my mom that my brother is contributing so much to the sale of chocolate milk in a local supermarket that they asked to notify them when he was leaving college so they didn’t accidentally buy too much.

When I was a child, my parents forbade me from eating fast food, and most often I tried it on the trains when I was on the sea. I then dreamed, ‘Look, I will grow up and eat this delicious snack every day!’ Well, the dream has come true, but somehow it’s not happy.

I put the goods in the box. Suddenly from somewhere above, right on the tape falls a small size spider. I dumbly study the joint leg after which by inertia I speak Cassirche.

Don’t break the spider, it’s not mine.

- And we are our employees and we are not going to break through, - the cashier answers me in the tone.

xxx: Some programmers use the fountain method to de-order the code. To do this, you need to put a toy duck on the desk (or present it) and explain in detail line by line what the program should do. By resorting to this method, the programmer often encounters a demanding error, which he did not notice when viewing the code in the development environment.

WOW: Yes, I almost do that.

I only have a timid instead of a whirlwind.

My uncle, who never lived in the village, had to run out of town, to the village, all ecologically clean, work in the garden, get out of the cellar in the morning to the threshold, drink milk from the pot and wipe the beard with a sleeve.



He wore his brain for several years until he managed to break out into a real village for a week. And there it turned out that the village is a dull, illuminated physical labor just to not die of hunger. I went back to the city and I never heard such stories from him.

My husband and I have 20 years of life together. I’m preparing a gift and, of course, in the depths of my heart, I’m waiting for a gift.

My husband just called.

The next man, I am.

Hi, don’t work on Sunday.

A surprise, a surprise!

M- Well, in some way, my mother called, we will go to the cemetery, to me the site to transfer...

Thank you Mom, the surprise was good ?

xxx: What pills to throw in to make Keanu Reeves materialize nearby?

Tagged: blue

Well now I’m with the stand, but without Keanu.

YYY: He was lucky today.