вай fe in the dental clinic is paralyzed and is called zubopilka :)

The funny situation ended today.

I recently worked in a large company. While in my separate office is doing repairs, temporarily settled in the logistics department. This is for women aged 30-40 years. All have children. And they discuss all these diapers, clothes, etc., every day, and very loudly "through the entire office". After lunch from these worm-capricorn themes, I get nauseous and I put on headphones and turn on randomly in the playlist. This is what I am all...

I listen to music, I’m going to go to smoke, I’ve already put on a coat, here my wife calls (as is the case, all that), I answer the call, the music, of course, interrupts, I pull out the ears of the headphones... I end the conversation, I throw the phone on the table and I run to smoke... I return... I’m looked at by eight pairs of blinking eyes, and on the table in full volume ends the song of Leningrad – Birthday...
"I will not celebrate my birthday! It’s all gone, shit shit!! Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa..."
The rest of the day was quiet.

Xxx: The boss is now out of fire. Calls, says Nicholas there? No, I say, is he not in place, send him to you when he comes? Yes, she answers, send it, or I have to put it in, and she doesn’t.
XHX: The knee is considered to be the main spear on the axel.

Q: Do you remember my brother?
Yes, an active dog
I’m home now, and I’m everywhere.)

The border:
My flower felt the spring. Suddenly began to grow. In fact, he only had an index finger on his thumb.
by Pjs:
is evolving)
The border:
I would rather have his leaves grown new, rather than this incomprehensible shit))he actually looks like he is pointing a finger at the street)
by Pjs:
Provoking or trying to tell you something.
The border:
I think I water him too little, and he put his last strength to grow "fact")

Carrying rubbish is much easier than a can of garbage.

One evening I went out with my son for a walk for bread, he was in a wheelchair. The cars are parked close to each other on the sidewalk, I go and look at some passage between them. Here, with the film-high brakes in front of us on the sidewalk, a kind of wrecked car parks sharply. I kindly ask, say, uncle, could you not get off the sidewalk, we and Motka need to go through, - no reaction... I stood a little, I approach closer, I repeat the request, there is no reaction, and he does not get out of the car and does not leave. Here from behind comes my neighbor, evaluates the situation for a few seconds, then gives some short and incomprehensible command to her huge unknown breed dog. This hairy "horse" jumps onto the car's cap and begins to do a small need right there. To say that the man in the car was stuck, it means not to say anything, you can only imagine what he was there, from the car, opened the picture with all the dog anatomical details. He began to signal exhaustedly, but Dogecevich did not even lead his ear, completed his business and lazyly jumped out of the hood. Beating, the man suddenly surrendered back and also resounded. What am I all about? People, let’s be sensitive to each other, because you don’t want to respond to humility with such radical measures.

I am not going through the balcony. I have claustrophobia.
Claustrophobia is the fear of closed space. Where do you see the closed space?
In the grave! There is a closed space in the tomb.

About the iPhone:
I wanted this thing for the only purpose: to use GPS to remember mushroom spots. The phone was 50 meters away. It is too much in the deaf forest."

The post office of Russia...
He sent from Chelyabinsk to Kaliningrad (from the central branch, from one window, at the same time) a regular package and a banderol of the 1st class.
The accelerated valuable banderol of the 1st class, paid at a triple rate, came a day later than the usual package.

From the Fire:
In the mail, in addition to newspapers with magazines, also sell seeds.Stand by shipment, rye over the name of the variety of redwood - Duro Krasnodar.
It was roasted. I found out that I didn’t come to that mail.

If we drink to get drunk, why do we eat? And if we eat to not get drunk, why do we drink?

The story was... one acquaintance sent a photo of a woman with a horse. She, being a horse instructor and knowing the anatomy of these animals, tried to understand where photoshop is here. Well, of course, according to the law of the genre, the father quietly approached from behind and walked with her.
Explained for a long time.

In the scene of the collapse of the American flag the hall applauded. This is where patriotism appears.
Patriotism is manifested in harvesting, harvesting and cleanliness on the streets, and thus it is manifested by a long spirit.

Russian Post from Politota.
Dusted by:
The categorical disadvantage of the Russian service in general is the inability to abstract from their personal problems. The husband did not fuck, the child did not learn lessons... Employees around the world are taught to smile with a plastic smile, despite all your messes. Our women are much more soulful and natural, something reminds the domestic automotive industry.

I work as a salesman in the expedition. Two guys walked in, played with clashons and megaphones, and at the end of their farewell they said, “Thank you, girl, you have a wonderful eagle.” I get hysterical of a compliment.

Case at work:
Employee (to the boss): She (to the employee) says she can’t continue working until I finish my job, and you behave because she’s a woman!
Employee (all): Well, why do they always tick my nose in the fact that I am a woman? What should I do?! to
The boss: Make a sandwich!

xxx: super cross-platformity
XX: not everywhere

Announcement of the team news site: "needs:
Authors of posts and texts wishing to lead a thematic (and not very) column.
Photocorrespondents ready to go anywhere after us
Don’t forget to photograph everything along the way.
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Cat, ready to shave and shave."

From corporate correspondence of a local provider.

Please work TV on the Internet service XX Mbit/s. “Children’s House”
Special conditions of grant:
1st Block access to websites with extremist content.
2nd Block access to websites with erotic content.
Three Separately connect the director's office without limiting access to the above-mentioned sites.