zzagar: They are defamatory at the "Russian Post". My child ordered a gift for the New Year in some online store, and eventually received it on his own birthday at the end of March. Very successful succeeded. I didn’t have to spend on two gifts.

I am now on a tour of Europe, last night I stayed in a transit hotel in Italy. Naturally, waking up in the morning without a cigarette is difficult, there is no balcony, the hotel is healthy, you will be lost in the hallways! In the morning, a mess on my head, in my pyjamas, wrapped in a white blanket... I go up the fire staircase, I smoke) and I understand that I can’t go back (no handles)! And this is how I go down the twisted staircase from the 6th floor. Successfully turned, I found the entrance to the hotel. At the reception of the guy's eyes on his forehead and with my zero English I explain the situation, and in response he is something hard-tasting in Italian (from all the words I understood Rashen). And then it comes to me that I am not the first Russian fool.

March 30 soon?
I remembered! At the nose!! to
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Wake up the lions!! The Adventures of the Housewife Kushi

That is it! ?

> No, I am about the series Poor Nastia.

When this series went for the first time, my grandmother in full seriousness wept at me when asked to switch the channel "You do not know the history of your country at all, it is a HISTORIC series, sit and watch!!and "

k0ne0

I am the only girl in the department.
Lunch in my side:
I am ready to turn the mountains for you!
YYY: is it true?? to
XXX is AHA! See also! Even to turn!
YYY :?? to
Cooking monkey, "mountains.jpeg" click Alt+Tab twice :(

With VIO:
Patchy on the wall of a psychiatrist's diploma of gynecologist? The best answer:
To get into the soul... it doesn’t matter which way! It is :)

On the radio this morning:
In Germany, 5 tons of nutella were stolen.
The car was robbed... bla bla bla..."
So I introduced a bunch of babies with scratches and cockroaches who attacked the truck)))

On the DR of a friend (D), one companion (T) delivers a gift - a pen with lighting, i.e. You can write in the dark. The nominee accepts a gift and in the process of studying it asks:
D: Funny device, only if it is necessary, I usually sleep when dark :)
T: Even if it is necessary, the bandits will take you out into the woods at night, and they will force you to sign a gift for the apartment, and it is dark around, and there is a rage, and you have a pen with lighting...

I read Seneca yesterday. Loll, burned from one moment, where he described how he came from a long road into the estate and did not wake the slaves and bakers to feed him and just went to bed. It is the act of a wise man and a man who follows the good.
YYY: This is how Nihua himself
I wanted to fuck one night.
YYY: Everyone is asleep.
Yyy: I thought I would start drawing up and wake everyone up.
YYY: I didn’t joke
It turns out like Seneca did.

From the comments to the article about female intimate hairstyles:
If your boyfriend loves you, your husband, a man, he will be a fool that you have between your legs.
WOW: Even if there is a member))

I got furniture for the office. Carriers wear, and we check the list. And there after each name, we notice, the word "mobile" is added: furniture shelf, furniture shelf, furniture column...
And here we see, point 4 stands - the stand fucking.
Our girls have been roasting for half an hour and asked the loaders to show what it looks like.

x: in messengers you need to add the function of editing messages of the interlocutor
x: so that you do not hurt a person, and not scratch your eyes with his mistakes.

As a mortgage, the salary is small. As a subsidy, the income is overpriced. The fucking country.

Discussions of the spicy part of the repair - replacement of the throne in the toilet:

xxx: I highly recommend such as in Game of Thrones - very majestic
xxx: I think that sitting on this you get +5 for greatness and +10 for self-esteem
YYY: What are you? It is made of swords.
In this way you will relax.
XXX: Then you can push the ass of the jewelry

discussion of the purchase of a third party (blonde) note in credit; price in rubles
xxx (19:46:24 20/11/2012):the action was. The note is worth 8 million. He was able to get his loan that day. Cost of 6 million + a gift plan

yyy (19:46:40 20/11/2012):oha

xxx (19:46:40 20/11/2012):in the end, the loan for two years and the total value of 15 million

yyy (19:46:52 20/11/2012):and divorced another 9
yyy (19:47:04 20/11/2012):what is there for the tablet

xxx (19:47:12 20/11/2012):Anna - the blonde who lived with me

yyy (19:47:20 20/11/2012):a, well then the norm
yyy (19:47:28 20/11/2012):then everything is clear, the puzzle has evolved, as they say
yyy (19:48:28 20/11/2012):15 eth with interest?

xxx (19:49:28 20/11/2012):Yes

yyy (19:49:58 20/11/2012):well then note 6, tablet 3-4, the rest - interest
yyy (19:50:00 20/11/2012): literally divorced

xxx (19:50:16 20/11/2012):Tablet 2

yyy (19:50:24 20/11/2012): well generally cool

xxx (19:50:32 20/11/2012):Yes...

yyy (19:50:32 20/11/2012):Nearly 100% overpayment. To whom did she study?

xxx (19:51:04 20/11/2012): accountant... my sweet accountant. He is currently studying economics.

© @JokeR1BY

Q: Who are you studying for?
Tag: for lawyer
Q: What are you going to do when you finish?
I will fight for justice!
HHH: With what?? to
WOW : Oh! For fairness, I agreed.
I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t think you’ve spoken, but you’ve spoken.

Vizza: Someone has a rich inner world, and I have a rich inner war.

The hardest thing is to justify the innocent.

Achilles's Fifth

It all started with a modest announcement:

“Dear tenants, we urge you not to leave cars at the entrance between 9:00 and 18:00.”

At that time, the residents of the house did not know that this was a declaration of a great and bloody war.
The first floor of the house was occupied by a law firm with its lawyers, murdered guards and even a notary.
The company pressed tenants on all fronts, and it wasn’t even in the announcement. Well, you think, won the house a dozen parking spaces, not a bar, get stuck in the neighboring yard, the trouble is that the eternal line at the entrance to the office, from nine in the morning to six in the evening, clearly covered a narrow crossroads and in a "stone bag" were all fifty cars of the whole house.
In the morning, people tried to go to work, but the way was blocked every time, some pair of cars, with a crazy monsoon from the open doors, and in front of the cars, on the bunkers, the battalion fighters were sitting waiting for their turn to the notary. They had no place to hurry, and they were sitting on the road all day long. Whether organized cracks, or just brushes in the hands, I don’t know...
Scandalizing and fighting with them was pointless, and not because the spirit was lacking, just they, although they were all on one face and even with the same monsoon, but nevertheless, every day they were new fighters, who knew nothing about the history of yesterday's battles.
A toilet in the law firm was available, but only for staff, visitors actively used a vertically moving bio-toilet.
It came to the fact that even mothers with wheelchairs preferred to walk the stairs on foot, so as not to ride in the bio-toilet.
And the war was expanding, gaining momentum, but the enemies were lawyers, which on the paper side could not be digged into them. Rental and activities are legal, and conflicts with parking and toilet in the elevator are private affairs of visitors, for which the company cannot be held responsible. After all, this is a legal office - "Garant", and not a kindergarten - "Rodnik".
The besieged inhabitants called the district officer for negotiations at the highest level, but when they saw how carefully he wiped out his legs before knocking on the enemy’s headquarters, it became clear to everyone that this dispatched Cossack was not their assistant either.
Finally, the tenants reached the extreme - psychotic, gathered around the house and undertook a frontal attack on the office, but two balanced tanks in black costumes came out to meet them, they first silently pointed their finger to numerous surveillance cameras, and then to their cobbers - this somewhat cooled the dust of the attackers, the attack stung and went into a whistle.

The war would have ended in the final victory of the legal monster over the poor inhabitants of the house, but any, even the most brutal and powerful monster, has its Achilles's heel, only a hero is needed who can find it.
Fortunately, there lived such a hero in this unfortunate house. His name was Igor and he studied in the tenth grade.
Igor passed through all the apartments, collected a hundred rubles for the guerrilla war, advised everyone to stick and prepare for some inevitable military deprivations.
And people were ready for anything, they grabbed the hero's hand, baptized and kissed in the forehead, blessing for a combat feat. Everything for the front, everything for the victory.
Only a month later, the firm suffered a devastating defeat from Igor and one beautiful morning threw a white flag.
The enemy office withdrew and turned to an organized escape in an unknown direction, apparently in the search for enemies is easier.

Thus ended this great battle of the home hero – Igor, with the all-powerful Goliath.

P.S

And now I will demonstrate my telepathic abilities and try to predict your silent question, moreover, I will immediately answer it:
Having gathered from all the apartments for a hundred rubles, Igor sat in the subway and went to the Mitinsky market, there he, a little dealing, and acquired a terrible weapon of retaliation - a small black box with horns.

Returning home, our hero began to rub his horned box, every day, strictly - from the 9th to the 18th and from this all cell phones in the radius of 30 meters peacefully fell asleep until the evening and the house plunged into the nineteenth century.
But most importantly, the enemy headquarters remained completely unconnected.
What is a headquarters without contact?
So, a miserable bunch of potential prisoners of war in chromium boots...

No one has died of knowledge. Although the skeleton in the biology office is alarming.