Admin: What kind of OS do you have? 7 or XP?
User: I do not know.
admin: "Start" square or round?
How do you say it’s not quite square?
Admin is OK! But is it not round?? to
User: Well, I’t say that there is such a thing in it...

7 of April. The evening. +6 to 6. The stack of griders behind the window scratches wet asphalt. Limits must be established.
8 of April. The morning. - three During the night, 20 centimeters of snow fell.

The greens are sleeping. Limits are selected.

The Surgeon.

I also like to sleep, especially after a long wake up at 5 a.m. and dragging the child to the kindergarten to the other end of the city to be at work at 9 a.m.... And now I’m the boss! I ordered working hours from 10 to 16. The group was small, mostly women, and everyone was delighted with this perspective. And all the working hours really work! ? But at home, they have lunch, go home without traffic jams and get out of bed in the morning.)! to

I did not go to English, I passed all the texts translations and assignments at the exam. Even my pronunciation was better than the teaching. They could not give me anything new. “But you didn’t go, so four would be five.” Let’s explain, Shrek, why did I have to go to a lecture? The answer is – don’t go away.
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You see, like many in your youth, you do not understand that the classical higher is not only the sum of facts, but also the ability to operate them, the ability to discipline your mind. Ability to discipline yourself. This is reflected in the attendance of lectures. You don’t know how to compel yourself – what kind of guy, engineer, scientist, specialist, professional are you? You are a dilettant, nothing more.
The engineers of the USSR were valued. We could simultaneously teach engineering graphics, sopromat, biochemistry, philosophy and a foreign language. Exams and not exams. And without copying and stealing of other people’s references from the internet. Therefore, when the last engineers of the union retire, the fabulous dolby... e... diletants will remain in the production.

Reminded me:
"they have interior design in the style of Masdaam cheese:)"

Uncle lives next to a building 2- or 3-storey (you won't understand) cottage. I don't know what the architect smoked, but the cottage has windows in the strangest places: on the staircase cage two on both floors, but at the level of the carpet, the loft all in the windows, somewhere the windows at the level of 1.5 floor.
The Uncle Lovely Calls the House Damn

Conversation of two grandmothers in a district hospital:
A man should obey a woman in everything, and at home too.
Yes, to be exact.
Did your husband listen to you?
Yes in everything.
My own, and where is yours now?
and died.
And my too...

My sister goes home with her four-year-old son Goshka, and in her hands carries a large flower of aloe (according to us, a fool). In the courtyard, a neighbor-grandmother meets her and says with amazement, looking at the flower:
What a fool has grown up!
She replies with pride:
and yes! I am 4 years old!

xxx: depends on the phrase " asked one doctor of technical sciences to remove his defense"

xxx: tried to understand what protection could be put on a doctor of science

Leonid
Where can I find the B?

by Mikhail
in the Maidan)))

The friends. A sad fact came to me. There was a kindergarten there a long time ago, and they said, “You go to school, you will sleep.” I thought, “I’ll go to the institute, I’ll go out.”"Nifiga. And I thought: I will finish school, I will finish the institute and I will be fine. And Nifiga: the school ended, the institute ended, went to work and realized that this was a new catarga, and for the rest of her life, not 5 years and not 11 and not 6 as in the institute, and all her life, no hope, plus the same early rises to the end of her life. Somewhere down there, from the garden itself. And about sleeping, what do I think now: "I will spit out in the grave"? So now I look with sympathy at schoolchildren and students who think that it will end someday, and with envy that they still have this illusion. This is shit, life is unfair.

It is a very unusual alliance between BMW and Toyota: the two companies create a joint sports car.
xxx: Japanese cooperate with the Germans O_O
It’s not the first time they collaborate.
YYY: Last time, indeed, their cooperation was bad.
Two cities in Japan exploded with nuclear weapons, in Germany Berlin split into two parts

to this:
I have been talking about associations:
What's in common between helicopter and lead?
Helicopters are the souls of defeated tanks.

The English channel shows: the parliament discusses, as usual, from the morning the Ukrainian issue (working). It turns out, yesterday, Ban Ki-moon in the UN made an interesting statement, and for some reason in the Ukrainian media are stubbornly silent about it!

The fact is that the UN Security Council once again considered the issue of Ukraine, and experts came to the following conclusion within the framework of international law: it turns out that since the collapse of the USSR, Ukraine has not conducted and not registered properly in the UN the demarcation of its borders as a state... They remain along the borders an administrative district of the USSR according to the usual treaty within the CIS, which in the UN does not have legal force.

Since the country does not have its official border within the framework of international law, there is no reason to talk about its violation by anyone. There is also no reason to speak of separatism. Changing the configuration of the border. You cannot change what does not exist.

(In the cafe, we drink with new acquaintances)
XXX: Which school do you study at?
Yyy: In anthropology...
You drink like a philosopher.

Once you’re so clever, chew for the foolish, what is your beloved ‘Green Elephant’’’s overwhelmed meaning?
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I chew up.
The only meaning of the Green Elephant is to recommend this "masterpiece" of art to some unhappy friend, advertising it as a "excellent arthouse knot." A friend looks - swallows - and recommends to the next unfortunate. The Green Elephant goes around the country.
Has anyone recommended this movie to you? and :)

From the movie "Noah":

I watched in 3D. I thought it was such a funny comedy, I wanted to roast some places, but I didn't stop, because the moments were tragic. for one time. You can watch it on a large 3D screen. Again, why Ham did not become a Negro as in the original source, is unclear. In fact, I have already stumbled on that tolerance. I thought he would become a Negro and say, “Thank you God that I am not a Moscal.”

Q: Where did you get this dress?
Yyy: Do you remember the sewing machine I’ve never used? I sold it and bought this dress.
c) The Simpsons

xxx: found a generator of slogans on the network. decided to try. The word is "hoy". The generator generated the most epic response: "huy. This is great!"

xxx: If you have another elimination of monitors with a diagonal of 19+ at work in normal condition (yes, I am naive), let me know :) I can offer 17k ELT xD in return
YYY: You better get a nail in it 200k, take a shot and come.
The peasant greed will not allow this to happen.
Yyy: The nail is sorry? You and the wicked :D

If you consider that the Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, two parts of one Tolkien epic, the episodes are screened in the order of 4, 5, 6, 1, 2 and 3! Something like this has already happened! ?