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[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №80020
 10.04.2013
xxx: About the size of the leg, nose, etc. - a friend - a venereologist. Always tells the case, at the 10th year of her work activity came a musician, roasted 160, surprisingly elegant, nose small, lips like two strips, fingers narrow, legs - women's shoes will fit, but how out! She said she hadn’t seen anything like that in black porn.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №80019
 10.04.2013
X: Yes, she’s fat like a fuck!
Y: The pizzade is more complete.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №80018
 10.04.2013
Yesterday I went for a walk with Anka in the park.
Meeting Mikhan, Gendos, Dyman and Olka
Let’s take a short walk together.
And shortly I fell into the pit with my whole body.
Tagged: ha loшара
xxx: Anka and Olka rushed to help and guys rjut
Q: Do you know what conclusion I made?
Are your friends goats?
XHH: No
Okay what
BFF has no sense of humor.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №80017
 10.04.2013
Today’s weather is in the city...
YYY: What is it?
XXX is the city!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №80016
 10.04.2013
xxx: I watch the battle without R2 rules.... the commentator’s brilliant phrase: take, take on the pain!!! The neck is broken!! No, my hand is on that side.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №80015
 10.04.2013
From Habr:
xxx: However, the unicorn word “perd” is written through 'yo'.
Yyy: Is there a word “lost”? I thought it might be naïve that there is only “purged” and “perdanýl”
zzz: The verification word is “to curl.” Although yes, “D” cuts the hearing.
ttt: This is a cool topic for talking on the IT resource)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №80014
 10.04.2013
Today I was sitting in a bar, at a bar stand, and a man fell from the second floor next to me. He got up, shrugged, and ordered "more beer.
It was very epic.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №80013
 10.04.2013
The servers are lying, and there are photographers around.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №80012
 10.04.2013
1:" and you have at work that you come and do not do nicotine
1: “On the Internet you crawl and suffer.
2: “Yes, I’ve been working this way for the last 6 years.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №80011
 10.04.2013
From the correspondence:

Masha: We only have integrals, and then there will be rows) and diffuses in the after semester)

Pavel: We have the rows now)

Masha: Well, you’re going to be more fun.

Pavel: together fun to walk on the matana, on the matana, on the matana

Masha: I can’t even come up with a rhythm =( 4 minutes I thought!

Pavel: I will not help with the rhythm of the mache, I will not, I will not
Pavel: once the neighborhood, two neighborhoods, there will be epsilon
Pavel: once a camper, two camper, it will be fun
Pavel: once breaker, two breaker - and depression
Pavel: once exam, two exams, soon session

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №80010
 10.04.2013
My niece is smart. She’s not 13 yet, but she looks much older.
Last Friday goes out of school, 2 guys aged 18-20 seeing a cute girl start a dialogue:
Do you want to have a good time with two young people?
I want to, but for you it is criminally punishable!
The boys fell into a crash and couldn’t find anything to answer.
Pavly

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №80009
 10.04.2013
Dialogue in the Hague
by imater:
On popular women’s forums, in such surveys, all ages older than 29 remain without clicks. No is?

The Lightman:
What do you do on popular women’s forums?

by imater:
I close them... when I take my iPad after my wife. A bunch of jumping yellow emojis, flowers and lines with the age of their little ones make my gaze a little delay before pressing a cross.
PS: By the way, this line will look funny when Mom has forgotten about this forum for a few years:
Our sun has been 46 years 8 months 3 days.

by Kyrie:
...and a hat in the forum:
We are 50! PHPBB – build for centuries.
— — — — 2010 — 2061 — — — — —

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №80008
 10.04.2013
Breasts in human women are the most stupid decision of Mother Nature!!! Women themselves are terribly disturbed. sleeping uncomfortable, something constantly sinking on them (don’t give God!) It drops, and sometimes they hurt, and you have to wear this torture tool!
M: They are given to you to continue the human race.
D: They are given to us to feed the continuation of the human race, cats and dogs also feed, but then everything is cleaned up from them, and since you, men, they are so necessary, raise them for yourself and on yourself!

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №80007
 10.04.2013
Morphine: Today, on the way to the universe, on the pedestrian crossing, I had to see this situation.
Morphine: two Tajiks approached a passenger, intelligent in sight, grandfather, ask them how to get to the Red Gate station.
Morphine: he listened carefully, showed the direction and spoke.
Morphine: here on the other side is Kazan Station, go there, buy a ticket to Dushanbe and fuck away from here!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №80006
 10.04.2013
I am not a coward, but still, spent a dofig of courage to get to know the girl, to write the first time "hello", then you still need to dare to call for a walk, then the courage is needed to kiss the first time, all this has passed...
I am not ready to meet her mother.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №80005
 10.04.2013
XXX: We’ll have to do it then.
Okay, Dmitry
My name is Dennis ?
Sorry Dmitry

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №80004
 10.04.2013
I felt like a parasite hacker. The iPhone’s parents discovered a neighbor’s wireless network. Well, I am on the old line 1234... etc. I enter and OP is a contact. Checked the speed is not ice, although this operator has the speed at least several times higher. I entered the IP on the router and miraculously the password turned out to be the same. In the settings found the login and in Chrome checked the password under the stars. He entered the personal office and changed to a much faster tariff for the same money!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №80003
 10.04.2013
We sit down with my mom and draw her a scheme for a presentation there.
We paint them all in different colors and so on. In general, we get a quite durable pavilion in all the colors of the rainbow.
After an hour of work, we get to one extremely small detail that she wants to see in a dark red color.
On my argument that the detail is obviously very small and in composition with the black boundaries of the figure the color will not be different when printed, my mom gives just a brilliant phrase:
No matter what, we will print in black and white color anyway!
Mom, thank you for having you!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №80002
 10.04.2013
Rus and I read the "Summer" and read through every word of rust. Bella changes her clothes five times a day, spotting and crying. Then he cries again. and crying. and crying. and crying. In chapter 4, I realized: Stephanie Meyer read my diary, which I kept when I was 11 years old. There I also woke up, went to school, stumbled, cried and loved some kind of Vovu, who later became a pedicure.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №80001
 10.04.2013
Telephone call and loud communication:
Hello Adam?
Hello, and let it go.

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