Everyone says that we have GDP growth, and I all explain that our GDP has been 60 years old, at this age people do not grow.
Vasily Melnychenko

X: Let’s take, for example, the world of “Harry Potter” – if you remove all the supernatural from the plot, it turns out that it is the story of a boy-student of a private school-internat, who is hunted by a surviving crazy maniac-recidivist. A book with such a story hardly anyone started to read to children.

The Red Hat is the story of how a wolf ate two people, and then their remains were taken from his opened corpse. Konök-Gorbunok - about how a person is spared in boiling milk, then - in boiling water, and then thrown into the cold so that he does not die and slowly sink. A "Buratino" - about two psyches who are mixed with talking dolls and beasts.

- I have a java programmer at home, go show me;)) (a phrase that will help if you want to catch a cute HR'ku)

“American state allowed drivers to eat slaughtered animals”
Here our lovers of hunting in America will be pleased. You see, the pursuits will arrange, on races in the forest...

How can you compare the incomparable? ?
May the fans of Harry Potter and the fans of Lord of the Rings come together in the battle!
Zzz: I am a fan of Narnia. Where should I go?
Tag: in the closet

In the Pacific District (Vladivostok district) the advertising shield fell.
In the city of P. Hundreds of people remained without advertising. A group of marketers have already arrived at the scene.

One evening I went out with my son for a walk for bread, he was in a wheelchair. The cars are parked close to each other on the sidewalk, I go and look at some passage between them. Here, with the film-hitting brakes in front of us on the sidewalk, a somewhat rubbed car is parked sharply. Polite please, my uncle said, could you not get off the sidewalk, Motka and I need to go through - no reaction... I stood a little, I approach closer, I repeat the request, there is no reaction and he does not get out of the car and does not leave. Here from behind comes my neighbor, evaluates the situation for a few seconds, then gives some short and incomprehensible command to his huge unknown breed dog. This hairy "horse" jumps onto the car's cap and begins to do a small need right there. To say that the man in the car was stuck, it means not to say anything, you can only imagine what he was there, a picture with all the dog's anatomical details opened up from the car. He began to signal exhaustedly, but Dogecevich did not even lead his ear, completed his business and lazyly jumped off the hood. Beating, the man suddenly surrendered back and also resounded. Why am I all that? People, let’s be sensitive to each other, because you don’t want to respond to humility with such radical measures.

Among the comments on the Hubble:

Our state according to this principle and makes us all happy - first to do worse, then to return as it was.
WOW: A non-performing tactic, I used it in Simsity. When people start complaining about taxes – you raise their interest rates by 50 and then you lower their interest rates by 20 – and everyone is happy.

The late spring. I anticipate the disappearance.
A very nervous farmer grows neurasthenia on beds

Actions "femen" more and more resemble the TV show "naked and funny" with the only difference that the actress in the end takes the guard away from the show.

I live in a city of sorcerers. Every second man on the street is able to squeeze in an invisible nose.

By the way, I remembered that on November 27, Zhenka Kuznetsov went to the army.
2: Do you know?
1: Ned, where I warn, unfortunately, I did not guess (

Admin, thank you very much for the absence of the red punch in the comics!

The meeting. The burdened boss: "Some people here may think that I’m stressing the situation. That is what it is!"

She: Are you hungry?
He is: Yes
You are hungry, and I am apathetic.

An acquaintance in the ASK says:

Once in a mess with my mechanic talking, he periodically during the repair of my cars (Lada Kalina, for example) takes a hammer and says that I should clutch my ears.
So I asked him if I came to him in Maybach, would he also knock?
I got the answer that if I come to him in Maybach, he will come out to me in white pants and a white shirt, open the cap and say:
" and wow! by Maybach! Go to the official dealer!!!..."

The curtain)

And don’t forget to buy chips, I haven’t eaten them for a long time.

How are you and Woody?
YYY: No...
The next one is Dima, take into account.
Why the smoke? I have no such acquaintances.
We have this in the country: first Vova, then Dima. = = )

The summer has arrived, and with it the forest, shells, helicopters and railroads.
I am sad: a sleeper! Real men swim in a clean field at sunset.

[0:25:22] Well here it is. I touched. I sit reading on the bab forum psychological training on the topic "how to learn to say no, while not offending people". The pipet.
[0:31:38] Interesting articles by the way.