Elections in Afghanistan are generally going well, with the exception of explosions at some polling stations and terrorist attacks on police.

KG: I’d rather save money on a private plane.
SAnd: Well it’s no problem, it’s not difficult. I have long done so.

The cat for two days, as there is no of her bags, kicks, eats dry food, is dissatisfied, swallows and periodically throws on her feet, especially in the morning.
I wake up, I beat away from the cat, I go to pour her food, at the same time I say to my husband - Must the cat buy her bags, or she will soon eat me!
The man, dreamingly looking at the distance. - Oh, let him eat.
O_O
of Oregon)

On the comp is playing "Spring from the Rock".
The daughter approached to read the title of the composition: "And why is the King and the joke written here?"
I: "The King and the Joker is the name of the band, I like it very much. Unfortunately, their soloist has already died".
Girl: "Hopped out of the rock?"

I am sorry, Gorky. and :(

Challenges for School Programming Circle:
xxx> generator of random words from scripting (children really like the result)
yyy>And not only children, especially if as a base to set a dictionary of valuable vocabulary)
yyy>I have so a generator based on a genetic algorithm generated the insult “Walat-Taratat!”

Watching movies on the STC and drinking a drink during advertising can not watch the movie

The throwing
As strange as it may be, on the emblem of Rurikovich there is a triple tooth, the present Ukrainian symbol, and on the emblem of the Mongol-Tatar two-headed eagle, the present Russian symbol.
I think comments are superfluous.
The two-headed eagle is the Byzantine emblem that we pressed for ourselves. And the Mongolian Tatars never had a herb.

News on the website:
Microsoft has awarded a five-year-old child for finding a vulnerability in Xbox Live.

In the comments I read:
xxx: "I in my 14 two years ago hacked the credo v18 station and got nothing but puzzles from bathi for touching the soldering station"

Give me reverans, you will not be filled with them, and you will be filled with dishonest pelletry. I also agree with the provocatively washed floor, the insultingly cooked dinner, and the insultingly cleaned shoes.

One company went bankrupt, and we "absorbed" it. Now its employees are shaking up on managerial positions and sabotaging the work of our established enterprise. Question: How can shit command the brain?? to

In Saratov, a man raped a neighbor for noise at night.

xxx: Presented the painting, 10 years passed, the person turns on the perforator, there is a bell at the door, on the threshold the same neighbor:
I knew you liked it!

How does a crown look like a desk? This is obvious; they are both feathers!

Pick_Lady: Left the forum page open, went to the toilet. I go back, I see, Dad is sitting behind the notebook, with his eyes opened, reading the forum, then indignantly: “I accidentally watched here what you are reading. Why do you read these perverse people? Especially this, "The Top Lady". Look what she writes here! Where are your parents looking at? Really...

A small introduction - O. temporarily works in a small town of Uzlovaya, we communicate on Skype.
I forgot to tell you a joke. Today at work, an employee gives TsU to her husband what to take for her daughter at the nursery: take cowards, the same as hanging on a luster, but not red, but black.
N: O_O
A: The day-to-day mention of the cowards on the luster somewhat surprised me, after the end of her conversation I ask – what is it all about?
H: And what, did Simon read?
A: She says they have all their acquaintances, a daughter, and so on. For several years, red women's trousers have been hanging to attract money. Some acquaintances somehow removed it, but then with the money got worse, hanged back. And her daughter's luster is expensive, but the cowards also hang.
N: Oh, this nodule... what unexpected things are there.
A: The employee said she once bought new red pants at fixed price, but her husband said they didn’t smell anything, had to remove them from the luster and wear them (rofl)
N: The mind does not understand Russia.
Q: Does it depend on the size? Is it better to hang strings or a bigger coward? (rofl) For example, the men’s chelabian...
A: No, she says – only women work.

Android for the poor, iOS for the rich
The discussion:

The Android operating system is similar to the Tula left-handed, unwashed, eternally drunk, but able to do absolutely anything.
The iOS operating system is similar to the guardian of the harem – strong, beautiful, cared for, reliable, caring and castrated.

I am currently in Hurghada (Egypt). There is a 1st channel here, but it shows for Germany. Advertising pauses advertise German goods and services respectively. Enjoyed advertisement: Only a few days in May with touring through Germany group "Hands Up"!! to
You are all in the Estonian...

My mother told me. He lives in Petroleum. The North. The Winter. The colds are such that one of the neighboring pharmacies was released around the houses for a while, as the building where they were located was insulated not in the best way: in the room -5, and in their refrigerator +3.

I watched the movie "Gangster". There, drugs from Thailand were carried by U.S. Air Force aircraft, in graves with bodies of killed soldiers. Added to zinc.
Well, and the police, according to the time guessed and found. To what my wife said, “These idiots are the smugglers. It is easier to use the bodies and get drugs in them. Who will see the bodies?
Teaching English to Children...

Their eyes will run out! A school that knows Russian in the volume of a dictionary for beginners foreigners! Read them a lively great Russian language:

The water climb is called bodlon. The shoulder, the shoulder
Don’t even talk about Tuesday? A large spider is a spider.
Take a shirt and squeeze my back!
The egg broke again.

Daria is
It hurt me physically to read it.
My eyes are now out"
— — —
“It’s rejuvenating,” said the boiler and pointed a knot into the cloudy sky.
The young lieutenant Dahl better wrapped in a thistle, got a notebook
and recorded:
"It freezes – it freezes quickly"
Thus was born the first Russian interpretative dictionary of V. Dal
“It’s rejuvenating,” repeated the boiler, “I’d like to get there until evening, balin.
No-o is
Ambassador of Malta!

Colleague Sisadmin forges the keyboard, cleaning off coffee and crumbs. Suddenly the key H.Admin goes back and forth: a-a-a, how will I be without X!!?? How do I communicate with the users?! to