An educational moment in our family.

If I have a son, I will call him Ichigo. Or the Itachi.
Mother is everything. Go into your room, listen to Alice and think about your behavior.

Only children are stupid. Adults have hernias.

XXX: I found a girlfriend. It seems to be good for everyone: smart, fun, cute, but I still think that it can be done even cooler, to improve something.
yyy: Guns on her shoulders and an energy shield, it will be done.

Life is shit, but we and the scapegoat.
The new Galaxy Note?

If a teleport is ever invented, it will definitely be done by women who need to take a child out of the kindergarten in time.

from ZH

Round shift, full landing, lunch time. Connecting a new barrel of beer, I accidentally hit the hose of the balloon with CO2 and it cried out loudly. I think let me fuck. The whole hall is shaken "The gas balloon has been damaged!!!! Everything is in the air, urgent evacuation!!!!" The institution was empty for 30 seconds))))) Has been fired without explanation))))))))

Rightly fired! Because the first thought in such a cry is natural gas. And in the pub, where it is usually permitted to smoke... "Humble Horse" rests...

Dear Rollers! Read the PDF carefully:
A vehicle is a device intended for the transportation by road of people, goods or equipment installed on it.
So, rolls are a sporting projectile, as are skateboards. There is nothing to do on the roads - there are trottoirs and parks. Especially stubborn rollers this does not apply - the genetic fund has a tendency to self-cleansing.

"Okay, brother, I will write myself", no diploma has been said.

Idiot: Because it’s better to fly out.
than to burn alive
and attached.
You can’t fly through the wheel and triplex very well. A familiar pathologist understood the flight: a vertebral fracture in 2 places, a pelvic fracture, multiple cerebral breaks are the main. This just flew out. If you want to survive? What if the murderer flew through the frontal into the car he crashed into? Do you know the speed?
For the sake of interest, remember how many accidents have been seen, how many people have flown, how many people have burned, how many people have flown out of the burned cars and calculate the ratio.
And finally, there are a few people who fell from more than a kilometre high and survived. Some were not even seriously injured. There are also many parachutists who died from getting caught up in the straw.
Do you take a parachute when jumping? not worth it. You suddenly get confused.
The rate of human fall in the lower layers of the atmosphere ranges from 150 to 200 km/h depending on the weather and other factors.

Commentary on h/b photo:
xxx:A memo to a beginner photographer - if the photo is very dull, black and white color, color correction and blur

I usually don’t sleep at 3 or 4 o’clock. I was tired of it and I went to bed at 11 p.m. The body is protected from all this. It’s 3 hours now and I’m not sleeping anymore.

xxx (14:23): we have an aural, drag your ass here and quickly
yyy (14:25): If I don’t come in an hour, then I’m taken by aliens
yyy (18:42): You won’t believe it

History of helpdesk.
The User:
In 1C suddenly the letters different "run". Restarted the PC, could not enter the password, it was not entered. I changed the keyboard. It has logged. I pressed on and there was something running.

The Administrator:
I found that a module from the wireless keyboard of Microsoft was connected to the computer, although the user had a wireless keyboard and mouse, found a wireless keyboard of Microsoft in the closet next to the top of the legs, the transmitter was turned off, different letters stopped running.

Dialogue in television
And this is very dangerous, because even Rome fell because of the deepest fall.
Morality and Spirituality.
Remember, Rome fell after the adoption of Christianity.

And my uncle puts a six-year-old daughter to sleep, telling her a story and stories from WoW. Talks almost reached the fall of King Licia, and the main character is a good paladin

The night bed.
And I have new trousers...You don’t see, so I’ll say.

from Habr: "Fuck the tests! Prayers and prayers.

Project on freelance: design of a wall calendar. Next to TZ:
" Develop a calendar layout. It should be depicted: A turtle in a helmet riding on a tank somewhere in the bushes must hide a lion. the rest of the background - the field, trees (all at the discretion of the designer). Order for a person on his birthday is his main hobbies and interests"

1: What do you dislike?
I don’t like when verbs are not written together!

kmk: I used to have an old book on c++ in my toilet library - computer graphics. Polygonal models", remembered exercise on page 125 - "Realize the simplest real-time strategy such as StarCraft".