to this:
XHH: Women’s logic is a topic beaten. She doesn’t stop surprising me!
I sit in the kitchen in the evening, drink tea, my wife is preparing a fruit salad. He asks, please give me a couple of strawberries. I give. A couple of strawberries. He looks at me with wide open eyes and with a sincere, untranslatable insult in his voice says: Well, not two! O_O
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Send a fool for a bottle of vodka, and he will bring one.

Daradali: At the entrance to the Edward Munch Museum paranoid control, like at the airport, “Cry” has been kidnapped twice, in 1994 and 2004, and they seem to feel nervous this year.

I have a young, fresh, full of enthusiasm and vital energy in my room, a fly.

It was about a man who was sitting in the last row in the bus.
Friend, see how wide he folds his knees when he sits.
sitting with such egg dryers is impossible - there is nowhere to put your feet)))

Comments on the film "Jurassic Park" on the website of Murmansk Cinema

by 27.08.01
Neon: Hmmm... I will tell you that the service is not brilliant:( What you should do so that every viewer on the scheme in the box office chose a place for themselves and this place was sketched, so there would be a coca and where free seats.

by 08.04.13
Just a viewer: Neon, in "Atlantic", as well as in "Murmansk" I always chose a place at the box office. There is a monitor where you can see everything.

by 09.04.13
Bust: Just a viewer, Neon has been waiting for 12 years for your response. I finally waited. A great human thanks.

Will you give me a massage?
I: of course
Wife: It would just be dirty for you!

She: If a man takes the initiative, it’s called "potting eggs"
She: And if the initiative is shown by a woman, what does she incite?
It is egg cells.

This is:
All the things, wives/girlfriends take with you "for company" for shopping. Take it and go with her to the gun store! Especially if you have a license to buy something to "choose, touch, sample everything you like."Yes, not forgetting to say in the beginning: We are for a minute.
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If somebody doesn’t have to deal with a woman in the shops, it can just then give up such "walks"??? Or, all the big clowns who have no opinion?? to
And yes, I am a woman... but with my beloved husband I can choose a drill, a perforator, mix and simply help to change the wheel on the car... and he, if he went with me to the store (voluntarily, please note, no one is dragging him there), he doesn't bother, but takes an active part!
P.S. I’m sorry, but I’m really overwhelmed!
Cotta, admin, good to all

to this:
In 2030, Russia will begin dynamically exploring the moon.
Take Siberia first.

Take care of the land, take care of the moon.

The bad advice:

All the things, wives/girlfriends take with you "for company" for shopping. Take it and go with her to the gun store! Especially if you have a license to buy something to "choose, touch, sample everything you like."Yes, not forgetting to say in the beginning: We are for a minute.

Suddenly she’ll like it, and she’ll want to buy a good gun too? And then, one not very good day, you get slightly upset and don’t have time to answer that she’s not fat.

this
But I have more.
Microwave Panasonic
7 years ago. She has a sensory.
the panel from which the buttons are already
Year 4 is out. I am
The quality, the quality, which
They did not follow the norms.
Plastic and symbols
Printed and Damn.
A cellulite, after
I doubted this story,
I decided to check, check.
Nocturnal... to tell? and :(

Brother thank you. I also have a microwave Panasonic and now it is like new.

to this

My neighbors love me. A father says to his little son today: "Nikita, if you are still going to be a mother, you will get a puddle from me!"

Our neighbors lived here, my mom and my 16-year-old daughter. Then I hear a whisper behind the wall:
M: Oh you are crazy!
D: You are crazy!
Thank you very much, daughter!

You like to think of yourself as a believer not so much because you really believe, but because in religious books you find justifications for your actions and lifestyle. The Bible does this better than any other book. In it everyone finds something about which he can say, "I do exactly the same, and it's good," after which his heartbeat blows up to incredible limits and he considers himself the only worthy, among all "these," about which, by the way, there is also written, but bad. There is no sin for which there is no justification in the Bible. And all thanks to one magical word – "repentance".
I prefer justice. And if there really is an afterlife, then I would rather honestly answer for every deed in hell with other equally honest people than go to heaven, full of hypocrites, and rejoice with a whimpering smile that I have been avenged.

Every summer I go abroad to meet millions. Poland >_<

Okay, we’ve been together a long time, I’ve gotten used to a lot.
I understand that the diet is sax.
xxx: I understand that sometimes it breaks, stresses and all that, and you eat the nutella with the spoonful.
I’ll let you still understand why you’re shut up for this in the toilet.
XXX is. Please please. If you want to have a relationship...
XXX is stopped. The exit. from. The toilet. Depending on. The Fingers. and a bed. I really get fat.

From comments to headphones for 221 000 rubles.

Help me to choose!! What is better to buy, a car or headphones?? to
Yyy: Better headphones, they are safer! You can crash in the car, and in the headphones just get dumb!

Did you go to the jewel?
He came out of the mist,
I drank half a glass of vodka.
I pulled out the scarf, the sausage:
"Good in the native forest!"
The silent song continued.
I cried about the unfulfilled.
Looking into an empty glass.
He went into the mist again.

My wife works in a kindergarten and says:
The girl accidentally pushed the boy from behind, and he turns and says:
"You are a dog!"
The teacher said to her:"ay-ai-ai, said, it is not so!" And the boy replied to her:
"Oh, daddy to mom always says that!"
And the teachers of our daughter said, “You don’t know what we all know about you!”
And when they were accused of inadequate behavior by the child’s words, the answer was: “Let’s agree: we won’t believe everything your children say about you unless you believe everything they say about us!”

Here is the advice:

All the things, wives/girlfriends take with you "for company" for shopping. Take it and go with her to the gun store! Especially if you have a license to buy something to "choose, touch, sample everything you like."Yes, not forgetting to say in the beginning: We are for a minute.

and----

Oh, such a thought had visited me once. Only I, then turned to everything about spinning, pulled my own into an impressive size fishing store. Literally from the threshold I heard her "WOW, HOW THING IS INTERESTING" and until she re-examined and touched the thousands of shining flashes and hundreds of bright floods, we didn't leave, forty minutes there wandered. And I just wanted to buy the thread on the shovel, even a little bit prepared in advance without delivery.

From comments to the news about the dismissal of the designer Samsung Galaxy S5

Alaska 14
And who has been dismissed: the one who holds or the one who circumcises?