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[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81212
 08.05.2013
Created a file called "Course". I adjusted all the parameters as needed - the font there, the interval, the fields... I wrote half-fat "Introduction". Retreated the line. Five gaps for the red line.
So tired. I go buy chocolate.
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May you be cursed, foolish foolish, exhibiting retreats with troubles!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №81211
 08.05.2013
Who will perform at the concert?
yyy: White wallpaper, black dishes! Guess three times.
XXX is Ikea?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №81210
 08.05.2013
Advertisement on the photo bar:
Review of Canon Zenit E + FD 50mm/f1.8
Yes, I am a pervert. Yes, I made the lens with the FD bayonet to the zenit. Yes, cold welding"

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №81209
 08.05.2013
I am not a girl, I am a programmer.
Do not sleep with me, otherwise you will have stomach java, hepatitis C++, pitonitis and pascal of the brain.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №81208
 08.05.2013
Anna:Help is called lipstick hastened
Ekaterina: intriguing... and where was he in a hurry?)

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №81207
 08.05.2013
At the age of six or seven, you also knew about concentration camps, bombs, who was Hitler, and so on. and etc? Somehow it seems to me not.

We knew, but I am good at 40. At that time, Hitler was not equated with Stalin, everyone knew that the Great Patriotic War was the Great Patriotic War, and the USSR won in it, and parents who survived the war childhood could tell their children about this and always raised a toast on holidays for "just if there was no war".

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №81206
 07.05.2013
and Twitter.
A magical moment came when my English teacher barely understood my northern English language.
xxx: And I actually speak the northern dialect, it’s not just something incomprehensible.
xxx: I hope >_>

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №81205
 07.05.2013
We are tired of warning. You’re fucking driving!

Their health.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81204
 07.05.2013
This and so on:
A friend was delighted by his girlfriend on the phone, saying that he would be a dad. A friend in shock. Lack of appetite"

men, the condom has long been invented and it costs a penny, in addition, the head is still on the shoulders, if you do not want to reproduce now (you do not have to hope only on what will pass through or protection - the care of the girl).
I'm going to be a daddy.Your dad also reacted like that when your mom got pregnant?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №81203
 07.05.2013
xxx 09:22:16
I’ve had twenty minutes as a couple, and there’s no predecessor. If only she came soon. It’s too noisy to sleep :(
xxx 09:24:43
All of it! She has come! to sleep!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №81202
 07.05.2013
XXX is oh! Glad you are on the net. I have a question in the category "The Most Difficult Questions", and more precisely "What Men Want"
Yyy: Minet and Chocolate
YYY: Or is it not about me?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №81201
 07.05.2013
You’re just stuck in all the old and rhetorical!
Tagged with: shui
xxx: you are wearing a coft mate to your child, you have both cars up to 85g
My wife is 9 years older!

It is fucking :(

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №81200
 07.05.2013
I want to choose.)
Valery: The selection is interesting =)
Olga: I can’t get it all.
Just like I do with women.
Olga: Well I’ll get together ;)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №81199
 07.05.2013
about nuclear physics and nuclear physics.
I know one man. In the appearance - a goopper goopper: costume, clothes, conversation. In fact, he is a major specialist in the field of physical chemistry and crystal growth. He did not defend the doctorate only because it was stolen from him from the first department (the work was secret, and the case was from a number of outs, there was no defense, it would remain alive and free).
And also about stereotypes - I watched the picture: they put a tile on the floor in the institute. and Tajikistan. Well, they had a smoke out—three people were sitting in a circle, and I see—they were drawing something on the tiles. They argue loudly. I approach and look. And there is some kind of nuclear physics, apparently: the mathematics is tooth-breaking, Feynman's diagrams... Here are the stupid Ravshan and Jamshuta.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №81198
 07.05.2013
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xxx: Or I just have a reason like an idle user decrypted)
YYY is an individual entrepreneur. I like your option too.

[ + -17 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81197
 07.05.2013
and Vladivostok. The Repablic. A friend pleased on the phone his girlfriend, saying that he will be a dad. A friend in shock. Lost the appetite. Go to cuddle. We are in neighboring cabins. I hear a scream.
This is the fault of all!!! to
Who is?
and fucking!

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №81196
 07.05.2013
At the World Hockey Cup, Switzerland defeated Swedes, Canadians and Czechs! Donna is deciding.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81195
 07.05.2013
From morning to Easter Sunday, a friend of psychotrauma inflicted on the child.
A knock on the door, on the threshold is an innocent baby aged 8-9, the very cleanliness and infallibility.
The door opens blue as an isolant friend, with a shaved head and a roaring Iroquese.
To what the child said, the Risen Christ leaned down and answered so stealthily with a loud voice: “Return!” =) is
The child a couple of times from surprise changed its color and went off in an unknown direction))))

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №81194
 07.05.2013
Discussion on DOU.UA
XXX: By the way, in Yandex, they say, the same story - programmers are only managed by programmers.
YYY: "And who manages the programmers who manage the programmers?"
ZZZ: "Master of the Matter Programming."

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №81193
 07.05.2013
News on RBC

Sex offender in US Air Force accused of sexual harassment of woman

For what I fought, for what I struggled.

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