The coats have been in the country for a week, there are three at home: I, the dog and the cat. Whatever they eat, they eat them. Food at the end. Yesterday evening I see a picture: while the dog sleeps, the cat from his bowl pulls food into his... Zuka is stuck))) Do not forget to buy him to eat.

From the social network.
Place of Rest: KUTUZOVSKY / Moscow 147 people

A friend returned from another country, he said... He sat in our city after a plane on a taxi, named the address. The driver took him for a tourist and decided to drive around the city longer, in order to crack the price. They’re going, they’re going... Almost the whole city has gone around. Here a friend did not tolerate and said - yes, thank you for the tour, and now home))) Driver - and you what, local!? You didn’t say right away...

Do you think girls can be beaten?
Personally, I can beat bad girls with the stomach on the pope!
Or on the forehead.

In heroes what to play... never played in them.
I split up before the session.

I don’t need sunglasses!
I can get on my breasts!

The pH :)

Godfather (23:54:23 8/05/2011)
Sergey Mavrodi's wife Elena Pavlyutchenko unconditionally believed the predictions of her astrologer. As it turned out later, this astrologer was the man of Mavrodi, who invented this scheme to control his wife.

Darth Val (23:54:45 8/05/2011)
It is ?

Darth Val (23:54:49 8/05/2011)
Fuck it

Darth Val (23:54:53 8/05/2011)
He was really a genius.)

Darth Val (23:55:00 8/05/2011)
Not just the whole country.

Darth Val (23:55:02 8/05/2011)
and his wife)

I just caught a live mosquito...what do you think I did?
YYY: has he eaten? Locked in a mosquito house. Learn to dance?
Is there any other option?
Name: Don_know
WOW: Did he run out?
I pushed it into the gaps between the keys, and when it flooded where I needed it, I crushed it in trouble!!!! to
I mean fucking. Do not write me anymore.

“The life of Linux was hard,” he thought, wiping off the logos of the wire from the new key.

Q: Have you met someone special?
Y: Do you mean I had sex?
X: I missed your way of speaking straight.

Xxx forgive me.
WOW: I only have one question.
How did you print the SMS?? to

I will never die again in the country where I was born.

by netneladno:
Yesterday I wanted to buy a shrimp but decided to save and bought a shrimp.

As you climb the Mount of Power, you see only a flock of lambs below.

Oh yeah sorry! Not the mine!
But I really liked it. Just edited it.

and nostalgia.

If you were a child in the 60s or 70s, looking back, it’s hard to believe how we survived.
When I was a child, I drove in cars without seat belts.
Our beds were painted with bright paint with high lead content.
We drank water from the column around the corner, not from plastic bottles.
No one ever thought about riding a bicycle in helmets.

We left the house in the morning and returned late in the evening when the lights were lit (where they were).
We ate cakes, ice cream, drank lemonade – and nobody got fat from it.
Several people drank from the same bottle, and no one died.
We didn’t have gaming consoles, computers, a lot of satellite TV channels, CDs, cell phones, the internet... We had a crowd watching cartoons to the nearest house, as the cartoons showed in time, and the program for the week was learned by the mouth (and it was hard to remember two cartoons in a week!)

Some students were not very clever, so they were left for the second year.

There are not seven wonders of the world, but many more. Isn’t it a miracle of the world the first Soviet remedy after shaving? Do you remember? A piece of newspapers!! to
And such a miracle as the tuning of the car "Moscow - 412"! Do you remember?
5-coupé coins on the perimeter of the front glass, mushroom steering wheel, epoxy handle of the transmission box with a rose.

This cake is a miracle, no? You can never guess which side will come out!
And this wonderful mom’s divorce: “I buy you now, but it’s for your birthday.”
And the magical grandmother’s farewell phrase: “Don’t forget to return the banks!”
And the refrigerator ZIL with a lock, for the case of a public apartment, remember?
This is a one-handed bandit: you pull the pen - the banks fall out.

The free medicine. It is also a miracle. The doctor is one, and the rows are three: one - on the bills, the other - on the record, the third - "I will only ask."

How many miracles!
A small window from the kitchen to the bathroom - What was there to look at? The shoe is a horse.
Dental powder, which cleansed not only teeth, but also silver, and glasses on windows.
Milk in bottles with a cover of foil.
A machine with gased water!!! There was a glass, one for everyone. (Nobody is going to think of drinking from a common glass today.) But before, everyone drank from one glass and nobody was afraid to catch any infection. By the way, these drinks were used by local drunkards.
Imagine they have returned them.

A white blanket on the wall and the light is turned off. No, it is not a sect. This is Dialysis.
Smoke rains and smells throughout the apartment. This is burning. Millions of Soviet boys burned different pictures on plates.

The girls played in the rubber. No one knew the rules of the game.
And still, they sat in the bathroom on a chair, in the darkness, with a red light.
Have I guessed? Ordinary photo printing. All our lives are on black and white photographs printed by our own hands.

If you are one of that generation, I congratulate you!

In Russia, all diseases are treated with vodka: from some diseases you need to drink it, from others - not to drink, and from some - to rub.

I have learned English!! What is "Hello" -ghbdtn

Alinochka91: Well I couldn’t come! I could not!! Why should I give up a date once, and my girlfriends already call me and say that they have seen you with some dumb dumb?? to
Djbios: Because scientists have proven that the world revolves around the sun, not around you.

In the news of VKontakte one of the groups saw: "In China children are treated from Internet addiction with electric shock"... In a few minutes there have already been 15 "I like"...

Well, for the aboriginal to come down from the camel, he asked for no less than 30 dollars. Our companion did not get confused and said, “Hey, leave it to yourself and it begins to unfold. We agreed for $1.

Who paid to whom?