bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63872
 06.05.2012
Comments under the photo with the image of the scrolled blanket:
Elizabeth: Oh how wonderful! I really like patchwork, okay.
Fashion has returned to him.
Evgenia: Elizabeth, you probably have an Aitishnik husband?
Olesya: Eugenia, it could just be repaired - petwork)

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63871
 06.05.2012
As the advertisement of the courageous Post of Russia says, "usually your letters go at a speed of 65 km / h. My shipment from Brno to Moscow has been going for exactly a month and has not yet arrived. Distance on the road is 1852 km. Through simple mathematical calculations we will find out the speed of the package - 61.8 km / W DAY!!!! to
The post of Russia, don’t fuck it! And you burn in hell!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №63870
 06.05.2012
XXX is Hi. Are you looking for a good design for your website? Have you found someone to paint it for you?
YYY: No, I found where to sleep it for free. I need a good lawyer :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №63869
 06.05.2012
Y> who are you?
x> the Cheshire cat
x> See also : )
Y> what are you looking at?
by x>
x> D
x> :D


[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №63868
 06.05.2012
Our politicians lie even when they tell the truth.

[ + 80 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63867
 06.05.2012
The question of cleanliness.
I smoke on the balcony, in the evening, many people smoke on the balconies, 14 floors house. The civic under the windows is standing, tinted such, a monsoon bumping. The glass goes down, the hand goes out, the big pack with bites on the asphalt falls. After 30 seconds, the bottle from above comes to the roof. Oh, the jump matto was, and how the mood improved!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №63866
 06.05.2012
If a woman says that the most sexy thing in a man is the brain, it means that it is the ones she is going to fuck.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №63865
 06.05.2012
I talk to my mom on the phone:
Q: Do you have a short day?
I: I don’t know Vitalik said he has a short...

A proud voice from the corner: Yes! and what?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63864
 06.05.2012
Report on the Honey Forum:
XHH: My puppies stopped rolling... should I go to the examination?
UUU: it is worth stopping to wash "Taydom"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63863
 06.05.2012
I missed the car today.
YYY: Did you break something?
XXX is no. I go to the office, I haven’t had time to say hello, I’m off the threshold: I hope you’re not driving!! to

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №63862
 06.05.2012
A man in a helmet comes in the street and says:
A young man, a vampire bit me in the ass, please give me 10 rubles for garlic
Ahah
I was so upset, I gave 20))

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63861
 06.05.2012
sonicshot: I am curious, the phrases " cases of overdose have not yet been recorded" and "at the moment side effects have not been detected" in the instructions to the drugs persistently appear hints on "you have a chance".?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №63860
 06.05.2012
Alice: Shake up, my husband told me today: we in Cherkassy on the main street of Shevchenko is the usual highway. At the end of the day "Uv. The inhabitants! There were red beads in our entrance! suggest ways to fight" and then on the sheet a specific place so that you can sign off. First comment: take the myrtle!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №63859
 06.05.2012
XXX is:
I agree! Our government lacks rigidity.
YYY :
In what intelligent form have you put on the expression "coll it in g-pu!"...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63858
 06.05.2012
I know a new fun smiley.
and xh: )
Theme: Cyclops
Do you know what a surprising cyclops look like?
H to O)
A happy one (A happy one)
That is so bad >-(
Here is another fun OD

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №63857
 06.05.2012
xxx: trs2bj wrote(a):
I rarely write comments, but this is a very good movie.
Duration: 4 years 11 months
Messages : 1

XXX: Very rarely

What fucking movie is this?! to

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63856
 05.05.2012
Psydiver: I flew yesterday on a rover in Krasnoyarsk. Distribute the dinner. I ask the stewardess:
Do you have anything vegetarian without meat?
He answered immediately:
Yes of course. There are sausages!

[ + 42 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63855
 05.05.2012
from ZH:
The only twins I was able to distinguish without problems in my life were my mom’s girlfriend’s children. They were called Julia and Alisha.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63854
 05.05.2012
happened a few years ago. I was returning home, quite late, from the stop I ran almost to the house, there was an unlit area to pass. I go, I rush, I notice with the edge of my eyes the drunk and noisy company near the neighboring house and I see that the healthiest guy has separated from it and went to my side. I think, in my hand a bag, in my handbag a phone and money, I will give it, just not to touch. I went even faster, he also added movement, I hear the breathing from behind already. I can’t run, my legs are choked, it’s dark around, scary. I feel like he almost catches me, is about to catch me. I know I can no longer escape. I stopped sharply and turned my face to danger, the guy stopped from surprise. Pause, I hear: “PATIENT let me smoke...”, I try to reason . I could only say offendedly, “I’m a girl!” and shake my tail, there was a rubber with coins on my hair, they ringed... The guy: “Oh, sister, I’m sorry...” she replied, “You don’t have to go?” and drowned happy home.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №63853
 05.05.2012
Sergey: there's no work, I haven't done it in 2 days... and I want to have it all off :) I want to do it ))))
Zlodeyy: I have to bring the materials tomorrow. I can take the loading. Saab for the evening.
Zlodeyy: 8th floor and lift off
Zlodeyy: You will like it.
Zlodeyy: 60 bags of patchwork, 50 dry mixture, on the inflatable has not yet decided. But I think bags 60-70
Are you paying a jump?
Zlodeyy: 500r
Sergey: No, I will die from this... 8 floors... they are 50 kilos?
Zlodeyy: Tasty of 30
Sergey: in two days might and drag would)))but why buried yourself so?)))
Zlodeyy: the rest by 50))
500g for a bag
Sergeant is coming?
I figured like...nothing works.
Zlodeyy is ugu.
Zlodey: but on condition
Sergeant: With which one?
Zlodeyy: one and time 8 hours
1 bag for 8 hours.
Sergey: I thought you would ask what besides the bag in your hands, you would still sit on your back.
Zlodeyy : No.
Zlodeyy: 8 hours
Zlodeyy: if you beat the car a gift.
What if the monument died?
If not, I will sell the spare parts. and you.
Sergey: Roughly speaking...175 bags...divided into 8 hours...
23 bags per hour
The 8th floor...
1 bag in 2 minutes
The 8th floor.
Go to the ass.

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna