from the knife forum, the topic of gifts for DR:

Knives are not given.

They don’t drink vodka, they don’t like women, they don’t give birth to children.
Further by myself.

Sild: here you encounter forums for different solutions
Sild: and immediately by decisions can be seen to which distribution the community belongs
Sild: in Ubuntu-like - try to reinstall, try to change the distribution version, try to update
Sild: in arc-like - dig into the collector, correct the configuration of the installer
Sild: in genus-like - link everything to the heroes, if something does not like the installer - we go into the installed file and rewrite the juinarnik with our hands, backup there new versions here we reassemble the core with the necessary flags we rewrite the originals compil compil compil compil compil
Sild: Well, in the redhead, we traditionally call to the saport and ask what the hunting happened, why does nothing work?

The Refrigerator:
XXX is a celebration! The Jacket of Hitler :)
Really a coat.

You have so many orders! You must have gone through the war?
You will say too. I just objectively covered the events in Crimea.

The intrigued mind seeks answers, but finds adventures in the ass.

XXX: Are you looking for a job?

YYYYYYYYYYY

YYY: I found one. Wander by addresses, repair compas and collect money from people

YYY: and communicate with them.

xxxx what is the admin?

YYY: almost)) home repair of compounds

xxx: go to the cocktail to be more impressive)))

XXX: then money can be collected without computers

About 5 years ago I moved to Linux and started using SPO, inclining to this and those who ask for them to poetry. This morning in the news:

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs said that the United States excluded Ukraine from the list of major infringers of intellectual property.

The first thought: "This is sho, did I do them statistics alone? 0 and 0"

XXX: and I transplanted the flowers and all in the needles now! Cactuses go to their mother!
I need to transplant aloe.
XXX: and a pot with land to buy?
We need special soil for succulents!
XXX: and drainage is necessary!
O_o... in the ass it is aloe...

Online course dedicated to quadrocopters. The first task was to write on the forum your idea of their application. Among such as the "examination of oil pipelines", "prevention of forest fires" and so on, was found and such: "The mosquito hunter. Chase mosquitoes and kill them with lasers. One of the most popular.

This is:
to this:
– is
puts his finger in the supporter of the package and.... "Shoot the tongue out of the fog pulled the foot out of the fireplace".I was killed
– is
The Yogi!! to
We have always been German 😉

You are strange. Initially it was a month.

I’m sure that the best thing about your psychological age is the fact that you passed the test for your “psychological age.”

Comment on the photo of the shotgun with an optical target installed on it:

XHH: the sniper's target is to hang, of course, the hochma, I always thought that a compass would be enough to fix the propellers as a propellers.

<xxx> Well, from our home volcanoes Koryaksky the highest now I will try to drop the photo
<yyy> a home volcano, and I am only a cat

A friend is on a trip to Toulouse. I send him an SMS: "Samovar bring home. Or a puppy. Or T"

Comments to News:
1st Anatoly Serdyukov’s amnesty declared legal
...
Roskomnadzor started the hunt for mat in the internet media

XHH: It seems that the mat is going to be hunted because of Serdyukov’s amnesty.

I sit at work, around employees, solve serious issues, how to get out of the season, plan profits, etc.
Calls on the mobile friend, on the machine I drop, answering the template SMS"I am at the meeting"
The answer comes: "Do you collect bottles?"...
Only God knows how hard I have worked to keep my hysteria away...I love my friends.

I brought a computer to work today. They say the monitor does not light up and the pip does not.

xxx: "smart glasses, smart watches, smart TVs"
I expected the list to end with smart people.

YYY: Have you already invented that?

They say that Google’s secret laboratories are already conducting sinister experiments.

A woman comes out of the office of a general practitioner - evil: "After such a reception you need to go to a psychiatrist immediately!!and "

I’m going to work today, the home phone rings. Who brought it that difficult day? I pick up the phone, and there "Hello, I am from the company Hrenzapomnomname. You have the time that I could tell you about our website...". It is a 99 level SEO master.