Dimas: was in the military committee, in the medical commission
dimas: we put a few people in the last cabinet, there people are sitting at the table all kinds of x ask the type where you want to serve, etc...
dimas: and here the fucking two recruits begin to go off, all void, they write in their course that they are not suitable and send a void
dimas: I go out after all, these "pedicles" stand with two girls, explain that everything is done, hold each other's hands, say thank you and break up each with their girlfriend
Tagged with: Ahaia

I wake up in the morning after celebrating my dawn. I hear someone at the door saying -"Well, again birthday, thank you for inviting". -"Thank you for coming"
I think, and then I am who?! to

History is real.
In my student life, few people did not work, eat hunting, and
The scholarship is small.
This is not about scholarships.
We arranged with the boys in the subway - washing the cars at night.
This is a normal job for the student. Before 1 or 2 nights, wash the floor.
Car and sleep. Immediately in the car. Specially drawn mattresses, pillows,
The blanket.
He also worked fairy tales. It is true to get up at 5 in the morning. Members begin to leave
From the Depot.
This is prehistory.
Once washed the floors and decided to celebrate the birthday of one of the boys.
The Comrade.
There was vodka, but no snacks.
Drink from the throat.
In 30 minutes. Everyone was already asleep.
I Woke Up First (Eight o’clock in the Morning)
In front of me people hang, in the wagon pressure - people go to work.
We’ve been there and back for three hours.
And how the controllers at the end stations didn’t wake us up – it’s unclear.
And the wagons 7 ril sleep on mattresses with pillows and covered with blankets.
How I woke them, how they woke up.
As we walked on the perron not washed with mattresses and blankets under the mouse.
This is another story.
But from the car, no one said a word.
Something was uncomfortable.
As far as I can remember, I feel uncomfortable.

The Sims 3. He made there a lonely old man with a crumbling walk and blue eyes. He gave him genius, genius. childhood and human hatred and arranged to work in the clinic - TEEEEESHSHUUUUUUUUSSSY ))))

Some video in which a aunt swings herself in a 70cm-long anal phalloimiter. Killed the first comment:
"Kolbas in supermarkets can only be stolen with that ass!" O_o

UPS has not repaired me?
YYY: Ah, come in as you can.
YYY: * take
XXX: What about me?
YYY: No, this is my friend. If it's not difficult bread for me, take me a fuck.
YYY: So the sausage is no shit.
YYY: White
YYY: there is
XXX: *rofl* g... according to Freud... has there been no sex for a long time?
YYY: Why hasn’t it been long ago? It was long ago!!! to
YYY: * has been
YYY: Blowing

Sophia (23:53:09 23/05/2009)
What do you do

cmleo (23:53:55 23/05/2009)
I hack the server of my university...I put myself high scores for the IT test that I crashed...and you?

Someday in the future, we will tell our grandchildren: -But in our time, you could look at your home from space through a computer...And we will be answered: -How old you are once again stuck, go and bring better deer skins from the street, until they were again crushed and drunk by the mutant wolves.

From Dharma:

XXX: There is always a dohuya or one day before the exams.

Well, why, when I come to the hotel administrator and on my clean, dumb, English, with a clean, dumb, British accent, please fix the push I don’t understand. And when daddy comes, and walks over the whole hotel "Hi wont tu pi-pi, fool!" he understands it from the first time?

With KillMiplis:

I was friends with a guy from the first class. There was no sex between us. We lived in the same entrance and studied in the same class. And our ancestors, not so often, but in visit to each other. 9 the class. I go to him after the lessons, and he is typically training on a trampoline, and more simply on the bed of his ancestors. I joined with joy. In the evening, he brings me a puddle that flew during the jumping, with the words: "My mother found him on the bed and told me not to drive the baby back home." The type he was ashamed to say was that two 15-year-old idiots jumped on the bed. Macho is fucking. In a couple of days, his mother comes with my tongue to scratch. I see her look when she sees me stoning, rooting and other things. I understand with horror that I have the same cock..."

Do you want to see your ex? Wait until the head becomes completely dirty, wipe out the cosmetics, the old home jeans and T-shirt! You can safely go to the store, it will surely go out because of the first corner.

On the day of menta on NTV showed:
SOBROVEC tells: "... and once confused the apartment. We get there, with noise with the gamma, a man 8, in the room lies a boy and the ear does not lead. Someone of us is flying toward him and orets "Rise up!!Zero emotions... Then he pins the net of the bed below, which is why the lying man, still, stands up, takes a few steps and falls... then again stands up, again falls. Here the grandmother enters the room and rushes to us with the words: "Oh son, oh good guys, but for two years he was lying in paralysis..."

My parents have two daughters, I and my younger sister, Anya. I have been married for a long time, but the younger chose a worthy candidate, to the dissatisfaction of my mother. And here, recently, a sister announced that she would bring her chosen man to meet. In "See" I was also invited. At the appointed hour, the door ringed. When Annie saw her mother, she was shocked. Because on the threshold stood... the officer of the Internal Forces. And our mother, having a philological and historical V/O, does not like the military very much, V.V.N.H. hates as the heirs of the NKVD and the destroyers of the people, and as to the praporshniki - it is not necessary to explain. To our surprise, this quickly broke through and proved that he was an "atypical broker" - polite, educated and educated, in general, my mother had a second shock in the evening. In the midst of the seating we had a drink of tea. The drawer is filled with dirty dishes. Anka stood up and wanted to pour the teaspoon with cups - the teaspoon did not get under the crane. The officer stood up, intercepted the teaspoon, went to the bathroom, filled the teaspoon and put it on a plate. Slowly, my mother said:
We have six highest on four. We were washed by a wardrobe.
With a dignity to which the English lords would be envious, the praporchnik, restraining his smile, objected:
Not any one! and the senior officer.

I will see in the best abyss – I will quit smoking.

Prehistory No. 1: Our cat is able to open almost every door in the apartment. One of the regularly opened doors completely blocks the entrance to the kitchen.
Preview No. 2: My sister is waking up gradually. Like many somnambulists, her awakening is subject to a clear schedule: she got up, went to the kitchen, drank water, then the toilet, bathroom, etc.
We sit in the kitchen with daddy, drink morning coffee, with a whistle and shovels, a cat runs into the kitchen. Stumbling, he rushes to the precious door and feverishly opens it, having time to jump into the kitchen. Sitting in front of the door. He looks at her without murmuring. Behind the door in 10 seconds: "Sleep, Sleep, Sleep and BYBZDHYYN!!! The sister stumbled at the door with all the unawakened body! I looked at the cat: I thought he was sitting and roaring!!...

I go to town today. The entire flow of cars is so carefully stopped before the pedestrian crossing. The first thought was a goose, but no... It turned out that the pedestrian quietly crossed the road and the fox, raising his left hand high, held a 1000 ruble note.

Paul [This Way] Shilov 15 October 2008 at 13:30
Development: I do not smoke, do not drink, do not use drugs.
Development: I don’t listen to sad music, I don’t ananish
Carrie: “Takes with a stick”
Development: Alive
Carly: What about Nahuya?

♂ htmlacosteTM♂

I work as an admin. During the seven years that I worked in my office, I had the impression that I was treated here as a “Screw” and not perceived as a person, but as a “self-moving application to a computer.” And of course no one will congratulate even with the New Year, not to mention DR. There is one exception, however, this guy is equally polite with everyone. Friday, my dr, the mood was shaken by a slope with bugs. I sit down and cook rolltons. I hear a knock on the door, the above-mentioned “exception” comes in:
Hello to Nate. Happy Birthday to you, and put on the table a “traditional” box of candy, a bottle of Chianti and a bag of cakes. Don’t get rid of Rolton.
I don’t have time to thank him, as he gets a giant bouquet of fresh roses out of his backpack. I have never had so many flowers in my life as there were in this bouquet. As I look at the bouquet, a slide appears on the table:
This is a sweater. and self. I hope I evaluated your figure correctly and he will be on the right track, - here the guy silences for a moment, looks at me and smiles. Your facial expression is like, “Thank you, of course, but I would like the processor.”
I smile confusedly. The guy puts on a backpack, says goodbye and says at the exit: "The sweater is wrapped." I turn out. The GeForce GTX295
I sit at home, in a soft, warm, cozy sweater and socks (which he didn’t say), drink Chianti, eat cakes and think, “what am I, fucking stupid, if I’m most pleased with a video card?”

Seraphim: Nuts... let’s play?





Angel13: Your move :)